Chapter 68: No, Can't Laugh! But Nima couldn't help it!

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Li Er saw Tang Seng walking in with some despair, and asked curiously, "Royal brother, has something happened?" ”

Tang Seng smiled and said unconcernedly. "No, no, nothing happened!" It's just that although he doesn't care on the surface, he complains to his master in his heart: "Abominable Mosaic, abominable master, father~father~father~father~father!" ”

Situ Yi waved his hand in Situ Manor, the arc in his hand dissipated, and he smiled disdainfully: "Heh......"

After all the singers changed their clothes, sorted out their mood and came to the main hall, and put on a posture for dancing, Li Er, all the great Tang courtiers, the great powers of the Three Realms, Taishang Laojun, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, Zhen Yuanzi, Guanyin, Jizang, Rulai, and the six saints, all focused their eyes on the singers and looked forward to it, and no one knew what they were looking forward to in their hearts.

"Datang version of the Pure Land of Bliss! Now ......" Tang Seng stood beside Li Er, raised his wine glass, and shouted: "Begin!" ”

When the music is together, the dance of the Pure Land of Bliss, which is full of shame, is in front of everyone's eyes, after dancing away in front of the consciousness......

"Poof~"

A minister couldn't help but squirt out the wine in his mouth, like a chain reaction, with the first, then the second, the third!

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

"Poof~"

As soon as Tang Seng returned to his position, he was caught off guard by the Tang Emperor Li Shimin. Tang Seng calmly wiped his face with Li Er's wide sleeves.

"Ahem...... Ahem......"

After a violent cough, Li Er finally stopped the cough caused by choking on water, looked at Tang Seng with a complicated face, and said, "Royal Brother, this is the legendary Pure Land of Bliss in the Western Elysium?" ”

Not only Li Er, but also the ministers wanted to know, was there a mistake in that place? After all, they saw just now that Tang Seng took several things to show the singers.

Tang Seng calmly wiped his face, nodded, and said, "Yes, this is the Pure Land of Bliss!" ”

Li Er: "..........................."

Ministers: "..........................."

"Hah...... Hahahaha....... Ha ......" In addition to laughing dryly, Li Er couldn't think of anything to hide the helplessness in his heart at the moment, "Okay!" All right! What a Pure Land of Bliss! Watching the dances of the singers, this is a complete reflection of the Western Elysium! It is worthy of the Pure Land of Bliss! Good! ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

In addition to being good, Li Er couldn't think of any words to deal with the situation in front of him.

Li Er laughed dryly, but the others were different! They really laughed! Like what......

The Taishang Laojun in the palace of hating the sky, at this moment, he didn't care at all about the pill that turned into a non-pill because he was stunned, but covered his stomach with tears flowing out of the corners of his eyes, and laughed again and again in his mouth, and the gold and silver boy waiting on the side of the smile felt a little hairy in his heart.

Da Luotian, the Jade Emperor, and the Queen Mother are also slapping the table and laughing, as the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, the two of them have serious expressions on their faces for so many years, and they rarely have a smile, after all, they are in a high position, they must be elegant, they can't laugh, even if the good news is great, they can't lose the face of the Jade Emperor's position!

It's just that......

I really can't help it!

Poof~ Hahahahaha!

This golden cicada disappeared for eighteen years, and I thought that I didn't need to travel west to learn the scriptures, but I didn't expect that it would give us such a big surprise as soon as it appeared eighteen years later! Good! All right!

Compared with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, Taishang Laojun's laughter, Zhen Yuanzi in Wuzhuang Guan is a little crying and laughing, the relationship between Jin Chanzi and him is not too good, but it is not bad, it is also considered an old man, and now the old man is reincarnated in the ninth world, just for the west, he can only return his wishes, but, I didn't expect that the golden cicada, who has always been rigorous, serious, serious, and believes in Buddha, will be like this in the tenth life?

This...... It's like a different person! If it weren't for the breath, the soul would still be the golden cicada, and Zhen Yuanzi was only afraid that he would think that the golden cicada had been dropped unconsciously!

In addition to crying and laughing, Zhen Yuanzi was also very happy in his heart, after all, this old friend is much more interesting now than before!

"Breeze, Bright Moon!"

"In!"

"Hit three ginseng fruits!"

"Yes!"

Compared with Zhen Yuanzi's crying and laughing and happy mood, Rulai is a real black face!

The tall and majestic figure sitting on top of the twelve-grade golden lotus, the corners of his mouth twitched as if he had goat epilepsy.

Can anyone tell me why my golden cicada's painting style is crooked like this?

It's okay to drink before, after all, I haven't shaved yet, and I can endure voyeurism!

But Nima's, what is this! Discredit my Buddhism? In the dignified Western Elysium, the Pure Land of Bliss, will there be such a dance?

I!!! Is it too late for me to shoot him to death?

Before Rulai's death, no, after all, Rulai was also a decent person who wanted to save face, and it was impossible to really shoot Tang Seng to death in front of the Three Realms, after all, this was a westward journey that had been planned for a long time! It is impossible to shoot Tang Seng to death, and then come to a disciple to reincarnate in the tenth life to learn scriptures.

I can't talk about it in the light of the Heavenly Court!

The powers of these three realms performed the same way, but they didn't affect Tang Seng's interest in the slightest!

After dancing in the Pure Land of Bliss, he came to the majestic hall, and then it was a peach love song, Bilibili.

The ministers who watched were fascinated, and their bodies unconsciously trembled along with the song.

"Come, Erebad, Bilibili......"

Taishang Laojun: "Poof, what a golden cicada!" Hahaha! Bilibili! ”

Jade Emperor Queen Mother: "Bilibili......"

Rulai: "Bilibili, phew! Herald Venerable Guanyin! Start your journey west! ”

That night, Li Er was very happy, although he was stunned at first, but then he couldn't help but tremble, and finally, the banquet dispersed, and Li Er, who had drunk too much, returned to the dormitory, and the queen personally dressed him, while saying to him: "Your Majesty, it seems to be a very favored holy monk?" ”

"Yes, the royal brother is also a wonderful person, not to mention that he also got rid of the dragon soul that entangled me with the Jinghe Dragon King day and night."

The queen rolled her eyes and said, "Since you are a monk, why doesn't Your Majesty hold a water and land festival to talk about your heart?" ”

Li Er was immediately overjoyed, kissed the queen fiercely, and said, "Why didn't I think of it!" Sure enough, it's still the queen who has won my heart! ”

"Your Majesty! And there are others! ”

The queen's shy appearance made Li Er's index finger move, waved his hand, drank away the palace maid and eunuch, and fell on the bed with the queen in his arms.

It's just that......

Half an hour later, the queen said with some loss: "Why don't you get up yet, obviously you will get up immediately in the past!" ”

Li Er also sat on the edge of the bed with some bitterness, sighed, and did not speak. What did he say about this?

"It seems that this is the case after being scared by the Jinghe Dragon King last time? I'm going to ask the imperial doctor for advice. ”

That night, Li Er stayed in the imperial study and reviewed the recitals all night.

The next day, news came out from the imperial city that the Tang Emperor was going to hold a water and land festival and summon all the monks in the Tang Dynasty!

As a result, the monks in the world were boiling. Land and water puja! If this is valued by the Tang Emperor, then what will not be obtained in the future?

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