I just scolded him, and he must have heard everything in his ears.

I couldn't help but blush, and in order to alleviate the embarrassment, I quickly changed my words and said: "The Buddha said that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart, and it is a blessing to be able to eat!" ”

Da Chun was stunned for a moment when he listened to it, and even asked me back: "The Buddha also said that being able to eat is a blessing?" ”

I was amused by Da Chun's innocence, and immediately learned to be a good old monk and laughed heartily.

"Uncle Shi, what do you want to eat? You say I'm please! I took advantage of the joyful atmosphere and hurriedly asked.

As soon as the old monk heard this, the smile on his face immediately froze, "Hmph...... How can a monk know how to eat and drink all day long, and the Buddha will not agree to do this! ”

He used my words against me.

I nodded again and again when I heard this, and after a random turn of thought, I continued: "Let's go eat in the big spring." By the way, he called me to be a good teacher, he didn't want to go, but we had to ask him to go, so the Buddha knew. I won't blame it! ”

This time, Da Chun finally stopped being sluggish, he stood up and drank the wine on the table in one gulp, and then hurriedly said, "Yes, yes." Chongyang and I went to masturbate, and by the way, I brought Master Anhao, the master was afraid that the Buddha would be angry, so he resolutely didn't go, we were not afraid of the Buddha being angry, and resolutely called Master Anhao together! ”

As he spoke, he dragged the dustless old monk downstairs.

"Hmph...... Hmph......" The old monk snorted coldly as he walked, scolding incessantly, "Hey...... The world is declining, ignorant children, deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors...... The world is going down! ”

Smoothly came to the barbecue stall, Da Chun immediately asked, "Master Wuchen, what do you want to eat?" ”

"Mida Buddha, who was going to eat a plate of chicken kidneys, pork belly and duck tongue, was so angry that an ignorant child deceived his teacher and destroyed his ancestors, and he didn't eat it! I don't eat it! ”

The old monk still looked serious, but his glasses involuntarily glanced at the fresh ingredients on the side, and the slander in his eyes couldn't be concealed.

Da Chun and I looked at each other and smiled, and then I said loudly to the boss: "Boss, chicken kidneys, pork belly, and duck tongue each need five plates, come up quickly!" ”

When the old monk heard this, he still turned out to be cold-spoken and very unhappy.

I know, this guy is typical of selling batches on the face and grinning in his heart.

At this time, my mobile phone rang suddenly, and when I looked at the caller ID, I couldn't help but feel joy and sorrow, surprise and sigh.

The number of the caller was none other than Zhang Jiuxuan.

After I didn't text and scolded him for a week, Zhang Jiuxuan woke up like he was drunk and started calling me.

I left the barbecue stall and came to a quiet place, then I got on the phone:

"Old man, on Huangquan Road, do you remember to call me?"

"Stinky boy, you crow's mouth, Lao Tzu was almost cursed to death this time!"

"Forehead ......"

The dialogue between the two sides was very hostile. I remembered that the old monk told me that Zhang Jiuxuan was delayed by a very important matter!

Despite this, he still asked the old monk to come back to help me, and he did his best to me.

Come to think of it. I couldn't help but blush. Quickly asked: "How is the situation over there?" ”

"Seriously injured, have to lie down for a few days!" Zhang Dao: "If you have any situation over there, just tell the apprentice Sun Anhao, this guy is crazy on weekdays, and he has some real skills!" ”

"Huh? What do you say, old man? Apprentices? Well? I quickly asked rhetorically.

"That's right! It's a disciple, what's wrong with that? ”

"However, the old monk said that he was my uncle!"

"Uncle? Phew! Is he worthy of that bear-like look? His master Baoxiang is my nephew, and he also calls himself your uncle? You help me slap him three times and make him understand what it means to not be able to open his mouth! ”

"Good!" I heartily agreed.

At this time, Zhang Jiuxuan coughed on the phone, and I remembered that he had just said that he was seriously injured, and he was really injured when he heard the voice.

"Old man, if it doesn't work, come back, come back to Cangyang to recuperate, now that I am rich and powerful, I can ask a hundred girls to serve you!" I said out loud.

"Haha...... Stinky boy, it's good that you have this heart! Then he joked, "If you really find a hundred girls to serve me." Is that a cure for me? That's my life! ”

I laughed too, "That's right, too!" ”

"Du Chongyang, you kid has finally replaced Leng Zhengnan, this is your fate, but ......" Zhang Jiuxuan said here, and suddenly coughed violently. After he finished coughing, his tone of voice was a little powerless, "No matter what, Chongyang, you are already from my Xuanmen." I am an authentic metaphysics, and I should take the world as my own responsibility, and not just care about personal pleasure! ”

When I first came to the cynical and unserious Zhang's words, I felt that something was wrong.

"Old man. Are you badly injured? So, tell me where you are now? I'll fly over to see you right away! "I can't help but have some crossovers.

If a person who is old and not serious suddenly becomes serious, then something is wrong.

"Haha...... Stinky boy, if you have this heart, I'm satisfied! Zhang Jiuxuan coughed violently again, and then he spoke again: "I, I am in the deep mountains and old forests. You can't get there! Besides...... You, you can't come either...... At least, not now! Don't worry, I didn't die in the ten years of disaster, and I will never die now! ”

Zhang Jiuxuan has already mentioned death. It seems that he is indeed very badly injured. It's just that he won't let me see him, and I think he must have had his thoughts in mind when he said that.

I know that Zhang Jiuxuan has always been crazy in small things, but he has never missed big things.

"Old man, take care of yourself. If you can't come back, I'm still the same old saying, if you come back, even if I ...... If you're gone, I promise to leave you 10 million for your retirement! ”

"Du Chongyang. You kid is scared of yourself! Do you remember that I said that your heavenly court is full anyway......"

I continued, "The palm of the hand has a vertical stripe that runs across the palm and leads to the middle finger, this is a genius like no other, and it is destined to be extraordinary!" ”

We said the rest of the sentence almost in unison.

"So. Du Chongyang, you remembered a sentence, how can golden scales be a thing in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds! ”

I nodded vigorously, even though I knew that Zhang Jiuxuan had seen it, "Remember, old man!" ”

I hung up the phone, and for some reason, I burst into tears.

In just a few words, I was moved! I, Du Chongyang, am not a soft-hearted person. Carrying a watermelon knife, killing from Cangyang to Yiyang, and back from Yiyang, I Du Chongyang didn't cry, but. I wanted to cry for the minute.

I miss the old man, the one who was called an old pervert, an old liar, and an old rascal in Cangyang.

Whatever the reason, in my inferiority complex. At the humblest time, it was he who told me that I was one of a kind.

At that time, he was like a snowy winter, a raging flame.

He used his light to illuminate my life of inferiority. One way or another. He is already one of the most important people in my life.

I wiped away my tears, relieved myself and went back to the barbecue stand.

By the time I returned, I was shocked to find that there was no chicken kidneys left on the five plates, and there was only one side left on the five plates of pork belly.

The old monk looked full of wine and food, and he looked like he was full of food.

And Da Chun had a shocked expression when he saw the flying immortals outside the sky, the flying immortals were aliens, and they looked like a pig.

"That's it, that's it......" the old monk looked righteous and awe-inspiring, "I didn't eat it, but my nephew didn't allow it, sin, sin, Buddha Mito!" ”

When I saw the old monk's appearance, I suddenly felt a burst of amusement in my heart. Immediately walked over, stood beside him, pressed his head with one hand, and directly brained with the other hand!

"Click......

The steel hammer is crisp and crisp.

Three times in a row. Without mercy.

"Ah......" Suddenly, the old monk let out a roar like killing a pig, covered his head and began to jump up and down again.

"You, you...... Do? Du Chongyang, Du Chongyang...... What are you doing this time for? Can't tell why? I'm not done with you! ”

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