Chapter 7: Breaking the Cauldron (1)
Zhai Yunxiao's eyes widened: Nani, so what does your boss and I have to do with it, right? Is it my son? Or my relative?
Liang Yimeng hurriedly interrupted Moses: Okay, I was still miserable just now, if you say one more word, I will let you stay here until you become a zombie.
Moses stuck out his tongue: "Okay, I'll sell it and pull it down."
Zhai Yunxiao gritted his teeth and said: I hate this kind of guy who says half of the word and deliberately says half of it! You're still not letting me sleep? In fact, without this sentence, Zhai Yunxiao probably wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.
All right! All right! I didn't say anything, Moses clenched his fists and said: Actually, I am showing my respect for Mr. Zhai.
No, you're not respecting me, you're leaving me in suspense, Zhai Yunxiao said: This is how the TV series plays before the end of each episode, setting up a suspense, and letting the audience scratch their hearts and wait for the next episode.
Moses and Liang Yimeng looked at a loss, and said in unison: What is a TV series?
When I say it in vain. Zhai Yunxiao was speechless, and then fell into deep logical thinking, if he can go to the future, then he will definitely be able to bring back some future information or technology, in that case, he will not be a general person in the future? But these two guys never revealed any information to him, only told him that the boss of a large company that is unique in the world in the future is also surnamed Zhai, so what connection does it really have with him? No, no one in my own clan looks like they will be able to make a difference in the future, and it is impossible to invent and change the world in a few years. What's going on here? I really can't figure it out.
Liang Yimeng saw that he frowned, thought deeply, and said: It's useless to break your head now, it's better to follow me and reveal all the truth.
Oops hey! Quickly, Moses screamed and clutched his stomach: Where is the toilet?
Zhai Yunxiao hurriedly pointed at it, and Moses rushed in like lightning, only to hear a crackling sound in his ears.
Zhai Yunxiao thought of experiencing Liang Yimeng's "heart and soul" in the public toilet, and couldn't help but smile and glance at Liang Yimeng, but saw Liang Yimeng pointing at herself, her eyes were round, and she said word by word: No-Xu-again-Think!
But Zhai Yunxiao still couldn't hold back his laughter, seeing Liang Yimeng's eyes full of eyes, the more funny he felt, the more funny he felt.
Liang Yimeng pounced on Zhai Yunxiao like a leopard, pressing on Zhai Yunxiao's body, pinching and twisting in various ways, the strength in his hands was merciless, and the two soft things in front of him almost squeezed Zhai Yunxiao's face.
It was the first time for Zhai Yunxiao to have such intimate contact with a girl, he was excited, funny and painful, but he was afraid that Moses would hear it, so he could only endure his voice for a while struggling while laughing.
Belch...... I didn't know your relationship was growing so quickly. Moses stood in the parlor with his head tilted sideways, deliberately not looking at them.
Liang Yimeng finally let go of Zhai Yunxiao: I'm teaching him a lesson!
Teach him what? What did he do wrong? Will the boss teach you a lesson? Moses said.
Let's think about how you and your boss explain it first, right? Liang Yimeng retorted.
Zhai Yunxiao said: Oh, I thought you should flush the water first before coming out!
I...... I don't know how to use it! We were all automatic. Moses said apologetically.
Zhai Yunxiao could only pinch his nose and go to the bathroom to flush the water, and by the way, he turned on the exhaust fan and said; Hey, this taste, you must not be used to eating our ancient food, and your stomach is not used to it.
Liang Yimeng immediately retorted: It's not us, it's just him.
Well, Moses alone.
Moses was a little confused: What happened to me alone? It's common for people to run belly!
Zhai Yunxiao smiled evilly: The key is that you have a soul and will shield us!
Liang Yimeng had no choice but to interrupt the topic: Okay, we should rest now, and we will leave at five o'clock tomorrow to go to the teleportation site.
Rest? How to rest? Zhai Yunxiao asked.
It's sleeping. Liang Yimeng replied.
This word shook Zhai Yunxiao's little heart: We only have one bed! And the 31st century? Haven't solved the scientific puzzle that people have to sleep?
Liang Yimeng said: Anyway, there is nothing to do, it is better to sleep to kill time, Moses sleeps on the sofa, and Zhai Yunxiao and I sleep on the bed.
Moses took the initiative and said, "It's okay, I'm okay with sleeping on the floor." You sleep in the back room and the door is closed, I only sleep on the floor, I sleep fast and die, no matter how hard you gasp, I can't hear it.
Wow! Happiness comes so fast! Zhai Yunxiao couldn't believe his ears, and his face turned red all of a sudden, red to the root of his ears.
Moses gave Zhai Yunxiao a look wishing you happiness, and a straight kimono put himself down on the sofa, and immediately let out a deafening snoring sound, which was pretended at first glance.
Liang Yimeng slapped her forehead with her palm and explained very solemnly: Don't pretend to be asleep, what I said about sleeping is just a simple rest and recuperation, not what you think, okay?
Zhai Yunxiao pretended to be innocent: It's not us, only his dirty thoughts.
Liang Yimeng took Zhai Yunxiao's arm and went into the bedroom, the bedroom was not big, but there was a double bed, which Yunxiao's parents bought in advance for him to get married in the future. The key thing is that his parents also laid him a set of pink and tender sheets, with large and small heart-shaped patterns on them, which makes it unrealistic for people not to want to get into it.
Zhai Yunxiao was so excited that he couldn't take a step, he was about to sleep in the same bed with a beautiful woman, even if nothing happened, his little virgin heart seemed to be in the center of the storm!
Liang Yimeng looked very calm and said: Lie down.
Zhai Yunxiao's brain began to tremble, moving his stiff body and slowly lying on one side of the bed, waiting for everything that happened next, he suddenly thought that he was still wearing a coat, and wanted to sit up and take it off, but saw Liang Yimeng and his clothes quickly lying on the other side, and his hand was sticky and touching the top of his head. He was caught off guard, countless questions didn't have time to think before going to bed, and in an instant he only felt sleepiness permeating his whole body, his eyelids became tighter and tighter, and then he didn't know anything.
After a dreamless night, Zhai Yunxiao felt that something was spraying on his face, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Liang Yimeng spraying his face with her mosaic spray, and hurriedly pushed it away: It's this thing again!
I can't blow this thing out of you. Moses stood at the door: I squirted too. He pointed at Liang Yimeng with his eyes and smiled.
Zhai Yunxiao shook his head helplessly, indicating that nothing had happened, and he asked Liang Yimeng: What did you do to me last night?
In order for you not to think crankily and fall asleep as soon as possible, my heart has a higher authority than yours, so I can directly stimulate your sleepiness, how about it? Energetic, right?
Zhai Yunxiao felt like a chess piece at the mercy of others, and he was angry, of course, he was even more angry that he just slept last night, and he really slept well! On the contrary, he hated Moses very much, and said in his heart that if there was no light bulb, maybe Liang Yimeng would have been more generous yesterday, and his virgin body would have been broken.
Get up, we have to go. Liang Yimeng ordered, she and Moses were ready.
Zhai Yunxiao didn't need to wear clothes, just simply washed his face and asked: Where are we going? How to get there?
We drove to a villa on the outskirts of the city to the east. Liang Yimeng replied.
Where do we still have a car?
Steal one! Let Moses steal.
Still stealing cars? Zhai Yunxiao was a little angry: Do you remember that we hit a lot of cars yesterday and killed people?
Moses said, "Yesterday was all a misunderstanding."
Zhai Yunxiao was surprised: Oh, you are too cold-blooded, I am talking about you killing an old lady yesterday, I even remembered it, and forgot that you killed someone yesterday!
Moses was surprised that Zhai Yunxiao suddenly had such a big reaction, and argued: I didn't kill anyone, it was the person who climbed over the guardrail and hit the car, even in Noah's country, this kind of behavior is regarded as death, Sei violates the rules Sei will be held responsible, and he will not get everyone's sympathy if he hangs up, obviously, the guardrail should not be used to climb over, what do you say? Liang Yimeng.