Chapter 282: Can Auntie Towel Raise Goldfish? Long insight, long insight.
The thick black book, under the wind blowing, continues to reverse, a full 2,000 pages, but the date is recorded from 2017 to 2011, with only a date and a paragraph on it, unlike the previous one with one or two hundred words of diary.
2011/X/X
Today is the fifth day that Lin Fan didn't come to school, I asked the teacher, and the teacher said that he didn't know, so he knew that he suddenly called him five days ago and told him to quit school.
Lin Fan, what's wrong with you, what's going on? Did you transfer schools, or what's wrong, why don't you come to school?
The page keeps flipping to the third, second, and first pages......
September 1, 2008
Today is my first day in junior high school, and today is also my happiest day, because I met Lin Fan again, I didn't expect him to be the boy who saved me half a month ago, I clearly remember that in kindergarten, I was bullied by several boys, and a boy came out and beat people away, and I was injured and couldn't walk, and the boy carried me home...
Because of this incident, my father felt that the kindergarten education was too poor and too messy, so he took me to other kindergartens to study, and I only remember his name (Lin Fan) after so many years of this boy
Two months ago, just after the final exam of the sixth grade, I went home after the exam and was surrounded by two junior high school students, saying that I would pay protection money or beat myself up.
I cried at the time, and I was going to pay for it obediently to avoid this crisis, but he appeared, and took a brick and threw it directly at the wall next to one of the men, and then took the brick from the ground and threw it at the two men, this time still smashing the wall and speaking
"It's okay for two junior high school students to bully elementary school students, and it's a female student, it's disgusting, get out, otherwise the brick in my hand will fall on your head this time."
Two junior high school students also left, and he also left, originally thinking that he would not meet.
But I didn't expect to meet the sky on the first day of school, and when the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves, I found that he was also called Lin Fan, and today I also asked him if he had gone to Guanghui Kindergarten to study, and the other party replied yes.
I'm so happy, I'm so happy, I'm in the same class as him, I'm still at the same table, I'm so happy, but the other party doesn't seem to know him.
I decided, I'm going to ask tomorrow, and I've decided, I'm going to record the days with him in a diary, so that I won't forget about the other party, I only know that his name is Lin Fan in my memory...
September 2, 2008
Today I asked him about the fact that the kindergarten had saved him, and he actually replied.
Are you stupid? Who remembers the kindergarten thing, it's been so many years.
Woowoo......... I feel like I'm in love with him, what to do, early love doesn't seem to be allowed.
………
At this time, Lin Fan had already returned to the room, and after taking a bath, he was lying on the bed with his mobile phone, just turned on the screen, and found that someone on WeChat sent a message to him, which was sent by Zhen Dahang, and he was congratulating himself for winning the championship.
"Thank you!"
I was going to cut it out, but I found that the words on it suddenly changed to show that the other party was entering information, and I knew a lot about WeChat after being released from prison for so long, and I knew that the other party was sending a message to myself, so I waited.
The fat bucket sent a voice message.
"You haven't slept yet, have you? You're going to have a game in the afternoon. ”
Lin Fan saw it and replied directly with a voice
"No! I met the squad leader, and I happened to have a supper together, and by the way, I talked about my childhood. ”
Fat Bucket: "Squad leader? This point, how is it, there is no opening room, there is no popping, how does it feel? ”
This made the corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitch fiercely, and he replied to him by voice
"Fat bucket, you're a sperm worm. Let's talk about the past. ”
The fat bucket who was far away in China rolled his eyes, replied according to the voice, and laughed at the end.
"Aren't you talking about the past? Did you talk about the sanitary napkins back then, I would like to know the reaction of the squad leader at that time, hehe. ”
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and also recalled this incident, and responded angrily: "No." ”
Fat bucket: "It's a pity~"
Lin Fan pressed the voice button and scolded: "You are embarrassed to say, if it weren't for you, a dead fat man, what would you say to study why sanitary napkins are blocked and don't bleed, buy a bag and study it." ”
"It's okay to fucking study, and after the study, I actually threw it to me, so I had to throw it to the squad leader, and then ran away, fortunately, there was no one in the class at that time, otherwise Lao Tzu wouldn't have died."
The fat bucket also replied: "Damn, I call it learning, for future use, at least know the principle, and the result is a long insight, no wonder the girl doesn't bleed, it turns out that there is capacity, as long as it's not full, it's okay, and the capacity of this thing is still big and small." ”
Lin Fan's face twitched fiercely: "Did you try it back then?" ”
Fat Bucket: "Or else?" I was afraid of ugliness at that time, but I really tried it, and I found that this aunt's towel can raise turtles and raise small goldfish, and the effect is better than in the fish tank. ”
Yikes... Yikes... Yikes
This made Lin Fan feel as if there was a crow flying over his head, and he felt that he had seen it today, and his aunt could still have a little goldfish and a little turtle, and he seriously doubted whether this girl had been raised.
Lin Fan pressed the voice: "Fat bucket, listen to me, don't play so many, you are short, and small, if the speed is still fast, then the result is very bleak." ”
Originally, the fat bucket was very proud, after all, there could be a result of Lei Linfan, but when he heard this voice, he wanted to fucking smash the phone against the wall, but he really fucking made himself vomit blood, and he scolded angrily according to the voice
", labor and management have a inflatable girlfriend, do you think I need a?"
The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched again, he didn't expect this guy, who didn't have a girlfriend, to be so unambitious, and use an inflatable one to make up, but remembering that the price of an inflatable girlfriend seems to be related to quality, he asked
"How much did it cost and how long did it take?"
Fat bucket: "It's not expensive, thirty-eight yuan and eight cents, and it has been used for a year." ”
Lin Fan: "You can't be saved, you are already wasted, when you go to the cave room in the future, I will help you!" lest your wife run away with someone, you can't break it if you stab it so cheaply, you can't break it. ”
What???
Do me a favor??
The fat bucket rubbed his face, thought about this for two or three seconds, and was instantly stunned, afraid that my wife would run with others to help me, is this not like my wife running with you, I was very unhappy and pressed the voice button
"Lin Fan, my uncle, don't you know what a brother's wife is, don't you deceive? You're a brother's wife, so you can be deceived, right? ”
Lin Fan: "Didn't you say that you would use it for a year, I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to do it......"
The fat bucket scolded directly, "Get out, labor and management are joking, how can it be so cheap, when is it not a five-digit start, don't say it, don't say it, I get up at six o'clock and give the dog a dog injection, don't say it, don't say it." ”
PS: I've seen a lot...... No wonder the aunt towel can stop the bleeding...