Chapter 25: Abandoning the Darkness and Turning to the Light (4)
Yes, Zhai Yunxiao almost rolled his eyes angrily, but the car still had to be driven.
When the man heard this, his face was full of joy at first, thinking that he had picked up a big pie, met two spies of the Cloud Kingdom, and caught the national hero. But then he thought that he was their captive, so he had to put away his smile and pretend to be willing to die and scold: You scum of mankind, silverfish of civilization, I hate to eat your flesh and drink your blood, one day the alposive commander Commander-in-Chief Gordon will lead us to demolish the ancestral grave of your Zhai family, and blow your Yunxiao Kingdom into a sea of fire.
Zhai Yunxiao listened to it straightforwardly, this person scolded and scolded, but the official article that scolds is like a news broadcast, but it is not like scolding, but like writing a proposition essay. It's just that the Zhai family he said has anything to do with me?
Liang Yimeng said in his head: What he said was at home, and he didn't distinguish between flat tongues. The saber bracelet then shifted to a slap pattern and jerked the man in the face.
Zhai Yunxiao was annoyed in his heart, damn, this drunk driving has not been cured for a thousand years, and today I encountered your bad luck. Said loudly to Liang Yimeng: Give me a hard slap until I shout to stop, I'm the most fucking drunk.
Liang Yimeng was also unambiguous, and the other party's facial features were bleeding non-stop. scolded in his mouth: You are fucking drunk driving, and you want to run us to death, today you hit us, we have a big life, if you really hit someone else, where is the life? Seeing that we don't die, you have to make up for it, your fucking conscience let the dog eat it? Doesn't your conscience hurt?
The man struggled and said: I can't help it, if I am killed, I will lose your money, but I can't afford to raise it if I am disabled. And I'm also doing it for your good, if you become vegetative, you can't be cured, then it's not interesting to live! Besides, I'm drunk driving, but you're also going the other way, and it's not all my fault that I hit you!
Zhai Yunxiao thought to himself, and hurriedly asked Liang Yimeng to stop and ask: What is your name? Which troops? What is this going for?
The man had an expression of don't play with me: Two adults, it was really mine just now, you can punish me as much as you want, but please don't pretend to be the person opposite to test whether I am good or not, I am loyal to the great commander, the sun and the moon can be seen, and there is no second heart.
Zhai Liang and the others glanced at each other, and said in their hearts: This thing thinks we are playing with him, right?
Liang Yimeng said: Do you think you are SEI? We don't have the leisure to joke with you.
The man thought: Hey, I, you guys are very serious, so I'm serious about playing with you. Instantly became stiff and said: If you are really from over there, hmph, you two dogs who are not as good as pigs and dogs want to hear our news, I will not say anything. After that, he sat with his head held high, with a righteous and awe-inspiring expression.
Liang Yimeng scolded: You still had to look at his chrysanthemums just now, and now it's time to pretend to be a calf.
The man was righteous and awe-inspiring: I am lustful but I can't betray the country. And explained very seriously: I actually still like women, but I've been in the army for a long time, and it's a bit of a conditioned reflex.
Zhai Yunxiao looked ahead, and said in his head: He may really think that he has encountered some private interview from the relevant department to test his loyalty to the commander of the country, give him something real, don't waste time.
Okay, give him some color! Liang Yimeng was about to fight, but the man was not afraid of his neck.
Zhai Yunxiao's brain stopped Liang Yimeng and asked: This guy is a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water, you don't understand these people, they have been educated since childhood to be loyal to the monarch and patriotism, and they are always talking about how much humiliation their country has suffered, how powerful they are now, how deep the hatred is, how strong the revenge is, and their brains are funny. Hehe, I was also educated like this back then, but I was not so deeply poisoned.
Liang Yimeng smiled: I have a way.
Beauty tricks?
Bah. I am speechless for this strategy.
Zhai Yunxiao smiled bitterly and said: Isn't he just speechless with us now?
Liang Yimeng blinked and said with big eyes: The wordless interpretation of our time is different from the interpretation of your time, what you think means is stumped, and there is no sufficient reason and language to refute it, but a thousand years have passed, and the meaning has already changed, that is, the meaning can be dealt with without words.
Oh? Zhai Yunxiao said with a smile: Do those linguistic experts agree with the use of idioms like this?
Liang Yimeng said contemptuously: What the experts say is not human words, what they think is different from what the people actually use, the ancient steamed buns and the steamed buns you are talking about are not the same thing, can they manage it?
So how do you let him speak? Zhai Yunxiao became more and more curious.
If you don't speak, do you remember what you said to Zhao Deliang?
Zhai Yunxiao suddenly realized that at the beginning, to Zhao Deliang, he was transmitting his consciousness to the other party in one direction, but now he is just letting that person transmit his consciousness to his brain in reverse. When people ask others questions, whether they want to say it or not, they will involuntarily think about the answer to this question in their minds, and then make a decision not to say it. Of course, you can't make the other party suspicious, try to relax him, and it would be bad if the other party could do it without even thinking about it. But he asked: But he doesn't have a heart?
Liang Yimeng smiled proudly: I can plant it for him at any time.
Zhai Yunxiao's eyes widened and he couldn't help but be impressed, this seemingly stupid Liang Yimeng was so scheming! He was about to ask a question, but the man took the initiative to speak.
Are you satisfied with my test?
Zhai Yunxiao said in his heart that I was tortured, why do you still think it is a test? Damn, do you really have to show some real character to let him see and understand, do you have to force me to call me all over the street that I am from Yunxiao Company?
Liang Yimeng realized, put down the seat, and the Yunxiao clothes instantly changed into the style of the citizens just now, and then changed into the original style of the Yunxiao clothes, and finally changed back to the military uniform style.
The man looked stupid, and was stunned for a long time and asked: When did our country invent such awesome clothes?
Liang Yimeng spurted out a mouthful of blood, and immediately wanted to crit the other party, but Zhai Yunxiao stopped him.
Zhai Yunxiao found that Gordon was hanging on the rearview mirror. Putern's avatar was ripped off and sprayed with a mouthful of thick phlegm in his face.
The man was stunned and couldn't believe his eyes, and by this time he had already woken up for the most part, and he began to believe that the other party was the person opposite, because he knew that no one in the whole country dared to face the great leader in front of others, even if his avatar did such a heinous and heinous act.
You guys...... Is it really a person from the Clouds Country? He wanted to make sure one last thing.