Chapter 128: I'm just being polite, you're more serious!
Chapter 128: I'm just being polite, you're more serious! (Page 1/1)
"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures, there is a customs clearance document, and I hope that His Majesty the King will knock on a chapter and let me go!"
The blue-haired lion sat on the throne and the corners of his mouth twitched a little, if he still had a trace of fantasy before, but before Tang San mistakenly said his true identity, this made the green-haired lion jealous!
Could it be that the Bodhisattva knows my thoughts? Specially asked Tang San to be buried to warn himself? It's not impossible! That dead Manjushri, who had a beautiful woman, wine and meat, deceived me into entering Buddhism, but after that, he directly clicked a knife!
This kind of deception of the baby, he has done it, this is a warning......
The blue-haired lion smiled reluctantly and said, "Oh, it turned out to be a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty!" The eagerness to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures is understandable and understandable! With a wave of his hand, a eunuch stepped forward to take the customs clearance document in Tang San's hand and presented it to the blue-haired lion.
The blue-haired lion picked up the jade seal placed on the side and stamped it, and handed it to the eunuch again, and the eunuch handed it to Tang San for burial.
Tang Sanfu looked confused, how could it be so smooth? Could it be that the green-haired lion knew that the poor monk wanted to make it into a braised lion's head? No, the poor monk didn't say it!
Forget it, let's go straight to the hard one.
"Oh, that lion, stealing the throne of the world, is not showing up quickly!"
"Bold!" ×N
The surrounding guards quickly surrounded Tang Sanfu and the others with spears, and the blue-haired lion sitting on the throne looked panicked.
"Sure enough! Sure enough, they came to warn me! Damn it! Can't you escape from his palm in this life? ”
The ministers looked at the green-haired lion, the blue-haired lion looked at Tang Sanfu with a cloudy face, and the guards did not get the order to stand in place and surround Tang Sanfu and the others.
For a while, the atmosphere in the scene was very solemn!
Just when Tang Sanfu was about to force back the guards and let Wukong and Bajie step forward to knock out the prototype of the green-haired lion, the green-haired lion shouted: "Don't think that you are a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty, I don't dare to do anything to you!" Come on, kill them! ”
The guards who had received the order let out a loud shout and rushed towards Tang Sanfu and the others.
Wukong stepped forward and waved his hand, and the guards flew out screaming!
The blue-haired lion who knew that ordinary people could not be their opponents, picked up the guy and threw it at Tang Sanfu and the others!
"I'd rather die than go back! Tang San Fu, your flesh can live forever, just give me a little bit and turn me into a man again! ”
The blue-haired lion shouted and pounced towards Tang San's burial, his momentum was fierce and terrifying!
But how fierce the momentum is when you pounce forward, and how tragic it is when you fly upside down!
Even the green-haired lion didn't see what was going on, so he spat blood and flew out in a daze! Slammed into the throne!
Wukong buckled his nose and stretched his hand forward, and the golden hoop rod suddenly became longer and pressed against the throat of the green-haired lion!
The surrounding ministers saw that the matter was beyond their imagination, and hurriedly found a place to hide.
"Impressed?"
Green-haired lion: "......" dare not move, dare not move!
Tang Sanfu grinned and said, "Wukong, do it!" If you don't do it, Manjushri will come! Your braised lion's head is gone! ”
Hearing this, the fastest is not Wukong, but Bajie!
As soon as Bajie heard that the long-awaited braised lion's head was about to be gone, where would he be, raising the nine-toothed nail rake was to flash in front of the green-haired lion, and with a nail rake, the green-haired lion suddenly received a box lunch.
"Ah~Killing~ The monk killed ......" The surrounding ministers saw that their king was about to be killed, and hurriedly shouted, but after seeing the prototype of the blue-haired lion, it was like a duck suddenly grabbed by the neck, and they couldn't scream!
"Amitabha, the poor monk has succeeded in subduing demons and eliminating demons again!" With a wave of his hand, the corpse of the green-haired lion disappeared. He said to the ministers: "The king of the Wuji Kingdom was violated by this demon monk three years ago, and he asked everyone to take the throne of the prince!" The poor monk is gone! ”
After speaking, he quickly left with Wukong and the others!
Out of the Black Rooster King City, Tang Sanfu found a place at random and began to instruct matters, Bajie went to collect firewood, Wukong went to hunt rabbits, Sha Jingting sorted out the cauldron, the third princess invited Qingshui, the white horse was eating grass, and Tang Sanfu was reciting the scriptures!
After everything was ready, Goku blew on the firewood piled up under the cauldron, and suddenly a raging flame rose. Soon the water in the pot was boiled.
Tang Sanfu personally operated the knife and invaded the green-haired lion into the water, and after scalding the water, Tang Sanfu said: "I'm tired of being a teacher, Bajie, pluck the hair!" ”
"Huh!"
With a handle in hand, Bajie is very obedient, and he plucks all the hair on the body of the green-haired lion cleanly.
Then, Tang San said to Wukong: "Senior brother, bring a knife!" ”
Wukong plucked a hair, blew, and a boning knife appeared in the palm of his hand and handed it to Tang Sanfu, Tang Sanfu grinned, and stepped forward to slash dazzlingly.
Suddenly, the green-haired lion turned into a piece of meat, and then Tang San personally operated the knife, and after the oil and salt were ready, various work began.
The pickled meat, the smoked meat, and after all the preparations were made, when Tang Sanfu was about to make a braised journey to the lion's head, a shout came from the sky.
"Great Sage, Great Sage, slow down!"
Tang Sanfu turned a deaf ear and threw the lion's head into the hot oil pot.
Laugh at~~~
A burst of fragrance rises.
"Great sage, and slow down...... Manjushri was a little restless today, pinched his fingers, and calculated that his mount, the green-haired lion, should return with a successful retreat today.
In case Sun Wukong's monkey attack was not serious, Manjushri immediately left the dojo and rushed here. But when he saw Tang San's funeral and his party, Manjushri couldn't turn around.
"Holy monk, what are you doing here?"
Tang Sanfu took the time to look up and said with a smile: "Oh~ It turned out to be Manjushri Bodhisattva!" I haven't seen you for a long time, hello Bodhisattva! ”
The corners of Manjushri's mouth twitched, and his eyes looked at the pot, this look ......
"Hey, why does this thing look like my mount? Holy monk, what is this! What is it! ”
Tang Sanyu grinned and said, "Oh, you said this, this is the monster I fought in the Black Chicken Country." I happened to be hungry, so I was going to make a braised lion's head, Manjushri, do you want to take a bite? ”
"You! You, you, you! Manjushri trembled and pointed at Tang San's burial, almost unable to come back in one breath.
"Bodhisattva, I'm kidding!"
Hearing this, Manjushri breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, just kidding, this is not my mount!
"I was just polite before, don't hit my braised lion head! This is our trophy! ”
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