"Business?" Liu Changge said, "Wait for me, I'm driving away evil spirits." ”

It's shameless! The corners of my mouth twitched.

Immediately after, the screams of Liu Changge and the girl sounded on the phone, as well as bursts of exciting crashing sounds.

Wang Dazhui on the side saw that my face was ugly, so he leaned up and asked, "What's the situation?" ”

I didn't speak, I put the phone to his ear, and when I heard it, my eyes suddenly straightened: ", live broadcast!" Can you open the video? ”

"Fuck you, uncle." I yelled and was about to get my phone back, but the guy snatched my phone and ran into the bathroom.

I can't stop it if it's fast, why didn't you kill yourself, this bastard?

At this time, Yushu also went downstairs, sat on the sofa next to me, looked at me, and said, "Chen Feng, I'm sorry for what happened just now, I just care too much about grandpa." ”

I looked at her and said, "It's okay, I've already called someone." ”

"Someone, please?" Yushu was stunned for a moment.

I spat out a puff of smoke rings and said, "A master, I said I don't have any skills." ”

It's a bit of a loss of face to say this, but I don't need to hold on at this time.

I don't even understand what the situation is, and I really can't think of any other way than to ask Liu Changge, a professional Taoist priest, to come over and help.

Otherwise, let me really deal with that ghost, with the intensity of the yin qi floating in the old man's house, it is much richer than Xiao Tingting and Zhou Xiaoqing's, that ghost is definitely not a good stubble, really let me be hard, I don't know how to die!

"Hmm." Yu Shu answered, lowered his head and stopped talking.

Because of what had just happened, neither of us spoke, but sat in the living room, and after about five minutes, a long roar of Wang Da Hammer suddenly came from the toilet.

I know, the dead black fat is finished, and then I saw the toilet door open, Wang Da Hammer came out with a fat face slightly red, holding the mobile phone and saying with a smile: "Comfortable!" ”

"What?" Yu Shu was stunned for a moment, and I hurriedly explained: "The black fat is constipated, and it is estimated that it has finally been pulled out, so it is comfortable." ”

After saying that, I began to admire my wit, and I wanted Yushu to know that Wang Da Hammer was masturbating in her toilet, and it was estimated that Wang Da Hammer could be castrated directly!

"Fengzi, pay you back." Wang Dazhui threw the phone to me, "They're done too." ”

I glared at Wang Da Hammer fiercely, then picked up the phone and said, "Hey, Brother Liu." ”

"Well, I've just finished exorcizing evil spirits, and I'm tired to death." Liu Changge said, "What business did you just say?" ”

As soon as I have a black line in my head, I am paralyzed, and I have the ability to lie shamelessly, I admire Liu Changge!

"A big order of 100,000 yuan." I say.

"Look at your appearance, a hundred thousand big hairy orders, okay, tell me the location, I'll come over." Liu Changge despised me.

I didn't bother to care, so I told Liu Changge the address of Yushu's house, and hung up the phone.

After waiting for an hour, Liu Changge finally came, this guy was still wearing a black suit, a pair of sunglasses, and a cool and crazy look of hanging and blowing up the sky, I didn't know, I thought he was a movie star.

"This is ......" Yushu stood up and looked at me with a frown.

"This is Liu Changge, a Taoist priest in Shushan, a master with real skills." I explained to her, and then led her to Liu Changge and introduced them to them.

Liu Changge, this guy was still wearing sunglasses to pretend to compare, but when he saw Yushu, he immediately took off his sunglasses and showed an evil and crazy smile, took out his mobile phone and said, "Beauty, add a WeChat?" ”

The egg I watched next to me hurt, judging from Liu Changge's action in one go, the same thing, this bastard must have done no less!

Yushu was stunned by Liu Changge's actions, and she blushed for a while and didn't know what to do.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little awkward, I coughed twice and said, "Brother Liu, let's get down to business first, okay?" ”

"Okay." Liu Changge put away his mobile phone and said to me: "Boy, the words are ahead, this time we will divide the account." ”

"Damn, where is your lion's mouth?" didn't wait for me to speak, Wang Dazhui immediately roared, I was also in a hurry, Liu Changge's distribution ratio is more ruthless than Zhou Papi!

"Don't want to? Alright, buddy goes first. Liu Changge was also upright enough, put on sunglasses and turned around and left.

I hurriedly grabbed him: "Okay, just do as you say." ”

There's no way, who makes buddies weaker?

"Bright!" Liu Changge smiled and hugged my shoulders, and his ability to turn his face was faster than the Sichuan opera changing his face.

"People upstairs, it's a little weird, it's not a ghost." I led Liu Changge to the second floor, and at the same time told me what happened just now, this guy didn't react, but when he walked all the way up, he kept looking at Yushu's house, his eyes were bright, and he didn't know what he was looking at.

The four of us arrived at the old man Yu's room, Liu Changge looked at the yin qi in the room, and the smile on his face disappeared suddenly, and then looked at the old man Yu who was unconscious on the bed, and said with a gloomy face: "This matter is not good. ”

"Brother Liu, what's going on?" I handed Liu Changge a cigarette and asked, "This shouldn't be a ghost, right?" ”

"It's not." Liu Changge lit a cigarette and spit out a smoke ring, then turned his head to look at Yushu: "Beauty, has your grandfather done something immoral recently?" ”

"What do you say?" Yushu suddenly looked at Liu Changge with an annoyed expression, "My grandfather has always been self-conscious and benevolent. ”

"Oh." Liu Changge nodded, "That should be an unintentional mistake." ”

I was completely confused by Liu Changge's words, and couldn't help asking: "Brother Liu, let's not sell Guanzi, just say okay?" ”

"Then let you see for a long time." Liu Changge glanced at me and said, "Old man Yu should have done something to offend the ghost, the ghost asked for his life, and this ghost is not ordinary!" ”

"We all know this, the old man Yu went crazy just now and almost bit the wind to death." Wang Da Hammer said.

"Tsk, you're sought-after in the eyes of ghosts." Liu Changge mocked me, and said: "According to what you just said, it does look like a ghost, but when I went upstairs just now, I saw the feng shui pattern in the villa, which is a life support bureau that hides the wind and accepts the qi.

Moreover, there is also a god of wealth enshrined on the wall, and the incense ash should be worshiped in the morning and evening, this house with the gods worshipped, it is natural to be blessed by the gods, and the general ghost cannot enter, let alone the ghost upper body, just now, it should be that the ghost knows that someone wants to save the old man jade, so he forcibly rushed in a breath of yin qi and wanted to stop it. ”

Saying that, Liu Changge sighed: "It's also thanks to your family's good feng shui, and you have a god position, otherwise the old man will really be ghosted and die early." ”

Yushu's face suddenly turned pale, and he prayed to Liu Changge with red eyes: "Master Liu, please save my grandfather." ”

Liu Changge was about to speak, when suddenly an old man in his fifties with gray hair and a suit entered the house, and said to Yushu: "Miss, the second master has invited a Taoist priest to come back to see the old lady." ”