Chapter 35: Pretending to be a lover

"It's... Brother Nalan, how embarrassing am I, in fact, I don't lack it..."Lan Qian felt very embarrassed, it was already embarrassing to eat and live here for nothing, and now he had to take other people's martial arts for nothing, this is too much.

"Brother Lan, it's just a set of spirit-level low-grade martial arts, besides, it's a pity that no one cultivates this martial art there, I see that you've been using a long stick these days, but you don't have a corresponding martial art, so I brought this martial art, it's just worth the money." After these days of getting along, Nalan Jun recognized Lan Qian from the bottom of his heart.

"It's... I..."

"What is this, what am I, anyway, you have already received the cultivation method, whether you practice or not, you will return the jade to me, this martial art is just this, I have to put it back." Nalan Jun shouted loudly.

"Ahh

"That's right," Nalan Jun said with a smile.

"Thank you", Lan Qian was also in a good mood, he only used a long sword as a weapon before, but with this Prison Dragon Breaker, he could use a long stick for a period of time next.

"Brother Lan, that... There's something I'd like to ask you for," Nalan Jun said cautiously.

"It seems that this spirit-level low-grade martial art is not so easy to take, let's say, what's the matter?" Lan Qian asked.

"You agreed?" said Nalan Jun happily.

"Uh, no! you tell me what is the matter first!" Looking at Nalan Jun's excited expression, Lan Qian had a hunch that this was definitely not a good thing.

"Uh, okay", Nalan Jun wilted instantly, "That's the case, this matter has something to do with my sister Yunxi." What do you think of my sister?"

"Uh, you're not looking for a brother-in-law, are you?" Lan Qian asked cautiously, don't you entrust a big beauty to yourself again, he can't afford it.

"Brother Lan, you think too much, I don't mean to look for you, don't be sentimental. If you want to be my brother-in-law, I will definitely set up 9981 levels for you to test, and if you can't pass the level, don't want to marry my sister. ”

"Stop, stop, you think too much, I don't have any interest in your sister for the time being, although she is indeed beautiful and has a good figure..."

"I said I wasn't interested, but I looked at my sister like this, it's really... Hey, I've seen through you, Brother Lan! I didn't expect you to be so **, it's really..."

"I'm going to throw up... Don't stop me, let me vomit for a while, I can't communicate with you normally", Lan Qian was completely speechless.

"Wait, you haven't answered my question yet, what do you think of my sister?" Nalan Jun grabbed Lan Qian.

"I've already answered, your sister is very beautiful and has a good figure, I'm done. ”

“**!”

"Damn, what's the matter with your sister, tell me quickly! If you don't say it, I'll cultivate the Hell Dragon and break it!"

"Okay, well, I said, that's right, because my sister is so beautiful that she attracts a lot of suitors, and everyone else is easy to deal with, but there is one particularly difficult one, not only can we not just blow people away, but we also have to treat each other politely. My sister hates him very much, but he keeps stalking him, which makes everyone very unhappy. Nalan Jun finally told the truth.

"Then how can I help you? Let me come forward and beat him up? By the way, who is this person? Why can't you just blow him away?" Lan Qian asked continuously.

"If you dare to beat him directly, then I'll give you another spirit-level low-grade martial art!" Nalan Jun said.

"Who the hell is it?"

"The genius of the Chu family, one of the ten sons of the future Moyu - Chu Jian!"

"How good is he? How talented is he?"

"He is the same age as my second brother, both are 25 years old, but he has been promoted to a second-order martial artist for a year, and he will soon be able to advance to a third-order general!"

"It is indeed a genius", Lan Qian said, if Chu Jian advanced to the third-order martial arts general at the age of 26, then this speed was indeed faster than Nalan Jun and Jiao Wenchang and others.

"Chu Jian, as a genius of the Chu family, every time we come to Coconut Island, we have to entertain them well, otherwise if it causes the Chu family to be unhappy, with the hot temper of the old man of the Chu family, things will definitely make a big fuss. Nalan Jun continued to explain.

"I understand, to put it simply, Chu Jian is the master, he can't fight, he can't scold, he can only offer. But you don't want to keep offering like this, so you want to borrow my hand to get rid of him, right?" Lan Qian understood.

"Yes, yes, Brother Lan!" Nalan Jun said with a smile.

"Then what am I going to do?" Lan Qian glanced at Nalan Jun.

"I want you to pretend to be my sister's lover and let Chu Jian retreat!" Nalan Jun finally said his request.

"Ahem, after a long time, it's not like you gave your sister to me", Lan Qian muttered.

"Pretend! I'm pretending, don't you hear?" Nalan Jun roared.

"What if it turns out?"

"Then you also have the ability to do that! Answer me first, do you agree?"

"Does your sister agree?" asked Lan Qian.

"She said it depends on what you mean"

"I promise, but if this thing fails, it will be a complete mess, and careful planning is required. Lan Qian said with a serious face.

"Yes, are you sure you promise?" Nalan Jun confirmed again.

"Well, promise!"

"Yunxi, you can come out!" Nalan Jun shouted into a corner.

"What? she's been listening!" Lan Qian instantly felt very embarrassed, and what he said before was a little unrestrained.

I saw Nalan Yunxi coming out of the corner, her face flushed and delicate. She was born in a big family, and the people she knows are also the sons of big families, and everyone speaks more subtly, and they don't directly say things like Lan Qian like beautiful and good figure.

"Miss Yunxi, there were some inappropriate words just now, please forgive me. Lan Qian apologized to Nalan Yunxi.

"Fake serious!" Nalan Yunxi whispered, and then his face burned red again.

"Ah", Lan Qian opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Hahahaha, that's a good point!" Nalan Jun smirked.

"Ahem, let's talk about business, when is Chu Jian coming, what should we do?" Lan Qian hurriedly changed the topic.

"I haven't agreed yet, what are you anxious about", Nalan Yunxi glared at Lan Qian.

"Uh, okay, I won't talk anymore", Lan Qian was completely hurt internally.

"Poof", seeing Lan Qian's embarrassment, Nalan Yunxi couldn't help laughing, "I'll agree for the time being, but I still have to observe and observe, everything depends on your performance!"

"Well, you observe. ”

"Okay, that's it. Now the situation is like this, Chu Jian has already arrived at Guanshan Port, and at his speed, he can reach here in 3 days. Nalan Jun said.

"3 days! so fast!" Lan Qian instantly felt pressured.

"Yes, so you don't want to practice for the past 3 days, have a good relationship with my sister, increase understanding, and behave intimately in front of Chu Jian when the time comes. ”

"Uh, take the liberty of asking, what kind of intimacy is it?" Lan Qian asked in a low voice.

"Well, it's up to you. Nalan Jun said normally at first, and then leaned into Lan Qian's ear and whispered, "If you dare to take the opportunity to take advantage of my sister, then you will die!"

"What a pleasure to play with!" Lan Qian looked helpless.

"I'm leaving!" Nalan Jun quickly turned around and left, leaving Lan Qian and Nalan Yunxi alone.

"Uh, that, Miss Yunxi, let's just go for a walk?" Lan Qian suggested.

"Hmm!" Nalan Yunxi nodded, the first time she was alone with a man, she still had to pretend to be a lover, she was a little nervous. She was nervous, Lan Qian was at a loss and didn't know what to say, so the two of them walked silently all the way to a lake.

"Why don't I tell you a joke", Lan Qian really couldn't stand this silence.

"Okay, if it's not funny, I'm going to punish you!" Nalan Yunxi responded.

"How is it punished?"

"You talk first, and I'll decide how to punish you then!"

"Okay, let me think about it!" Lan Qian began to search his mind for jokes and jokes that he had seen on the Internet before, since he cultivated martial arts, Lan Qian found that his memory had become much stronger, and he could still remember many things he had seen before. Lan Qian searched in his mind for a long time, and found that many of them were yellow jokes, which were not suitable to be taken out and talked about, and some of them were related to things that only existed on the earth, and they could not be talked about.

"There is!" Lan Qian thought for a long time and finally came up with something to talk about, "That's right, there are three children chatting there and discussing what is the most poisonous. The first child said that mosquitoes are the most venomous, and my brother's hand was bitten by mosquitoes, and it was red and itchy. The second child said that wasps are the most venomous, and my brother was pricked in the face, and it is still swollen and painful. The third child thought for a long time and said, I don't know what pierced my sister, she has a round and big belly now, and that thing must be the most poisonous. ”

Nalan Yunxi glanced at Lan Qian, "It's not funny at all, I'm going to punish you for talking three more!"

"Uh, okay, then I'll think about it again!" Lan Qian pondered again, "Listen to this, there is a bear child, he suddenly found out one day..."

"What is a bear child, is it a bear child?" asked Nalan Yunxi.

"No, a bear child is a child who is very bearish and mischievous. I guess your second brother must have been very mischievous when he was a child, and he should be a bear child. ”

"Giggles... Giggles", Nalan Yunxi suddenly laughed and trembled.

"Miss Yunxi, what's so funny. Lan Qian was depressed, telling jokes by himself, people said it wasn't funny, but he didn't talk about it yet, but people laughed, what is this?

"I think this word is too apt, my second brother was skinny when he was a child, what a bear child, giggles... Giggles..."Nalan Yunxi laughed again.

It was finally Nalan Yunxi who stopped laughing, Lan Qian looked at Nalan Yunxi and said, "Your laughter is really low." ”

"What do you mean by laughter?" Nalan Yunxi found that the words that came out of Lan Qian's mouth were always novel.

"The laughter is the degree that makes you laugh, and the low laughter means that it is easy to be amused. Lan Qian explained.

"Giggles... Giggles", as soon as it came to the low point of laughter, Nalan Yunxi couldn't stop laughing again.

Lan Qian was speechless for a moment.