Xu Laosan told me a lot, which means that the song fairy arranged so much, just so that Ji Caiyun could cultivate immortals without any worries, although he destroyed my treacherous teeth, but he didn't mean to kill me.

I asked Xu Laosan rhetorically, why did the song fairy turn me into Lao Turtle Pond.

Xu Laosan thought seriously and answered me.

"Judging from your description, don't talk about weird songs, even the old turtle spirit doesn't have that ability, it's not called Qiankun Shift, Qiankun Shift, the name sounds tall, but it's actually nothing, it just makes you have an illusion."

I scratched my head and said that there was a mistake? I thought it was a distortion of space and time.

"How can it be so mysterious as you say, as long as you find out that it is an illusion and do the opposite, everything you see will naturally return to normal and turn on the right track." Xu Laosan explained.

What Xu Laosan said is true.

That rainy night, the old turtle spirit was slow, I ran faster and faster with my back to him, but the distance was getting closer and closer to him, and then I felt wrong, running against the old turtle essence, his Qiankun moved, and I immediately broke it.

I was sure that it was not moved by others, so I continued to ask Xu Laosan: "Since it is not Qiankun moved, then how did I get from Paohuling to Lao Turtle Pond unconsciously?" ”

Xu Laosan smiled and said that I also have an explanation for this problem.

"In my opinion, there is a connected cave between Lao Turtle Pond and Paohuling, one hole and two exits."

"The two exits are exactly the same symmetry, you can come out of the old turtle pool, this can prove that my judgment is right, the cave exit of the old turtle pool is indeed real, not your illusion."

"So, I guess that you, the paper knife mantis, and the severed head of the ghost corpse, including the objects in the cave, were all used by people to carry the spell when you didn't know it."

Listening to Xu Laosan say this, I seem to understand a little.

"Third grandfather, are you talking about the five ghosts?"

Xu Laosan nodded and said that the five ghosts are also a kind of handling technique.

However, the folk often say that the five ghosts are carrying, in fact, it is just the five ghosts fortune technique, and when it is used, you can use the little ghosts to take away the property without opening other people's doors and destroying other people's cages.

The Five Ghost Fortune Technique is the lowest level of the magic in the transportation technique, and people who practice this kind of magic are greedy for money and short-sighted, and they start to enjoy it when they have money, and it is difficult to make any great achievements.

There are two kinds of people who are masters of transportation.

One is the top Feng Shui master, they can lay out the Feng Shui Bureau in advance, if the object or living person, after entering the Feng Shui Bureau, will be carried elsewhere by the Feng Shui Master.

The other is the master of studying Qimen Dunjia.

Xu Laosan was very proud when he said this.

"For example, our one, what we learned is Liu Bowen's Qimen Dunjia, in fact, the top-level handling technique is evolved from Qimen Dunjia, and Qimen Dunjia has learned home, and the handling technique will naturally be."

I slapped the table at that time to scare Xu Laosan.

"Third grandfather, in this way, you carried me to the old turtle pond, right!"

Xu Laosan hurriedly denied: "The knife on the third grandfather's chest can prove it, how could I harm you!" There are four of us senior brothers, and we all learned the fur of Qimen Dunjia, and we didn't reach that level at all, only Master Tai ......"

"Could it be that my master is harming me?" I interjected with a smile.

I suspect that Xu Laosan, Xu Laosan is not angry, I made a joke, but he turned out to be angry, obviously, although he kept saying that Master Tai was old and confused, but in his heart, he still respected Master Tai very much.

"Fart! You are the only seedling, he can't hurt you anymore, how can he hurt you! ”

"Don't look at your master Tai is an old fool, but the prestige of Gao Yangzhi back then, even the first master of the evil way, Chu Zhongtian, who is said to have become a demon, has to retreat from his old man."

"Even if it is a demon monk Jihai, who is immortal and immortal, he must give your master some face!"

"The demon monk Jihai is the waist pole behind the strange song, he has to give your master a little face, and the strange song doesn't dare to kill you, offending our five elements escape."

Xu Laosan's words completely eliminated the suspicion of leaving the song fairy.

It seems that Master Tai was really angry back then, and I couldn't help but sigh: "It's a pity, such a heroic figure as Master Tai can't avoid birth, old age, sickness and death, and in his old age, he has also reached the point of running out of oil and lamps." ”

Xu Laosan shook his head.

"The last time your grandfather came back, he already told me, you are too master, you passed the Hades Pass safely, although his body is a little weak, but in ten years and eight years, he can't die."

Sure enough, I guessed correctly, grandpa came back last time and secretly met Xu Laosan.

At this time, I remembered that Xu Laosan knew that I would be struck by lightning, but he let me go that far.

Thinking about this, I'm still a little angry.

"Third grandfather, no matter what your purpose is this time, what you have done is very excessive, seeing me fall into the trap of the song fairy, you are not afraid, I was killed by thunder!"

Xu Laosan denied it faster this time.

"Eldest grandson, speaking of this, I can only blame your grandfather, he asked me to do it!"

"Don't say that you steal lamp oil and steal Shan Biao's urine, even the strange song, she often lives in the Guandi Temple, every move, the third grandfather knows everything about it, I pretend to be crazy and stupid on the surface, but as soon as your grandfather comes back, I told him."

"I really didn't expect it, my old fat junior brother, his heart is as hard as a stone!"

"As soon as I counted with him, I quickly understood that the existence of Ji Caiyun and the idea of a strange song, third grandfather, I can't even bear to pull out your teeth, can I bear to let you be struck by thunder! But Lao Fei has to calculate it. ”

"Lao Fei said that you are the reincarnation of the mountain god, and after being punished by God, the pole of things will rebound strongly, and you will be born with the fate of great wealth and nobility."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I was shocked, the ghost corpse, also said the same.

"What kind of wealth and nobility?" I asked Xu Laosan.

"Attached to people, you can be crowned a king and a marquis, if you do it alone, you can open up a country, but once you will succeed, your bones will wither, and Lao Fei said that he doesn't want you to make such a big killing, so he insists on letting Lei and chop off your wealth."

"Strange Song and Ji Caiyun want to take advantage of you."

"Lao Fei wants to use them to get rid of the hidden dangers on you."

"I was sorry for you, and I didn't agree to do it at the time."

"I don't want my eldest grandson to be kicked around like a ball in the middle."

"Who knew that Lao Fei would give me a stern warning, and he had to let me sit idly by."

"Lao Fei also said that this is the master's will, so I can only stand still, as a result, the plan of the strange song was successfully implemented, Ji Caiyun successfully crossed the catastrophe, and you, not only are the treacherous teeth gone, but the rich and noble life is also gone."

Xu Laosan's words are basically the same as those of the ghost corpse.

Now I'm a little suspicious that the ghost didn't lie to me.

But after thinking about it again, aren't all clever lies half-truths and half-truths, so I threw aside the words of the ghost corpse again.

Seeing that I was pondering, Xu Laosan thought that I was not angry.

"Eldest grandson, do you believe the third grandfather, I absolutely can't bear to let you suffer from lightning strikes, don't you see, that night, the third grandfather rode a donkey, how sad he was at that time!"

I nodded and said I saw it, third grandfather, you still have feelings for me.

"More than feelings!"

"I treat you as my own grandson, the old fat and ruthless man are not qualified to be your grandfather, Huangshan, or you change your surname to Xu!"

"If you agree, the third grandfather would rather not even marry the little widow."

"Huangshan, change your surname to be my Xu family, and then pass the incense to the third grandfather!"

"In this way, the Guandi Temple, the Everbright Lantern, the Golden Leaf, and the Shan Biao will all be yours in the future."

Xu Laosan said excitedly.

His eyes shone brightly, the kind of golden light in Shan Biao's eyes.

I've seen robbing women, but I've never seen robbing grandchildren.

There must be fraud in this!

I wanted to say no.

But looking at Xu Laosan's expectant eyes, I couldn't bear it anymore.

I kicked the ball to my grandfather.

"Third grandfather, this, you'd better discuss it with my grandfather."