Chapter 208: A Fake Monk Who Is Afraid of His Wife
Chapter 208: A Fake Monk Who Is Afraid of His Wife
A bald-headed monk, the ring scar on his head is particularly conspicuous, he has a string of round and large Buddha beads hanging on his chest, his hands are closed, and he looks smiling, which makes people think that he is a monk at a glance.
"Yo, Monk Dazhi, you are leisurely. Seeing the monk in front of him, Mu Ling smiled and shook his head.
The great wisdom monk looked at the pastoral spirit, and also smiled, announced the Buddha's name, and said: "Amitabha, the shepherd, we are really fateful, I didn't expect to be far away in the secluded territory, and we can still meet." β
"Don't-" The pastor waved his hand and said: "I don't want to see the monk, you ruined my good deeds as soon as you came, I was about to slaughter the kid just now, but I was scared away by your monk, you can't do it on purpose, right?" said the pastor with a smile.
The great wisdom monk didn't care at all, and said with a smile: "What's so difficult about the shepherd's main slaughter, as the saying goes, if you can escape, the monk can't escape the temple." If the shepherd really wants to get along with him, he can just kill the Night Traveling Sect, step on the Night Walking Sect, and slaughter the Night Walking Clan!"
Hearing the words of the great wisdom monk, Qiurong Wanxue, who was following the pastor, couldn't help but froze for a moment, the night sect is a big sect, and the monk in front of him said that he wanted to set foot on the night sect, which is too arrogant.
Mu Ling glanced at him and said, "Are you instigating me? Monk, don't use me as a gunman, be careful that I demolish your temple and pluck out your hair, although you gluttonous monk's flesh is old, your life and blood can still be used." β
"Good, good, the shepherd's benefactor is really angry, and it should be purified and purified. "Dazhi monk Heshi, looks like a monk, people who don't know him really think he is a monk.
Mu Ling spread his hands, squinted at the great wisdom monk, and said: "In this way, the monk wants to cross me, I am waiting for a god to cross the transformation, then you can come to cross me." β
The Dazhi monk was really taken aback by Li Qizhi's words, and immediately took a few steps back, hurriedly shook his hand, and said: "Just kidding, just kidding, the little monk is a monk who burns fire, and the Taoism is shallow, where is there such a god who is qualified to cross the shepherd." β
"It's good to be sensible, remember, you owe me a favor, you scared my prey away. Mu Ling was calm, glanced at the great wisdom monk, and said leisurely.
"Well, I'll take the karma brake back to the shepherd. Monk Dazhi was taken aback and said hurriedly.
The pastor shook his head and said, "It's too late, hunting, of course, it's about the process, and now you go and catch him, then there's no fun." In short, you owe me a favor, you know. "It's already a naked threat.
The great wisdom monk couldn't help but have a bitter face, and said with a wry smile: "Master Pastor, didn't you dig a pit and wait for the poor monk to jump in? β
Mu Ling smiled leisurely and said: "You are wrong about this, it is you, a wine and meat monk, who meddle in your own affairs and jump out to be cool, what does this matter to me, if you don't play cool, there is nothing to do now." β
The great wisdom monk couldn't help but hang his head, so he had to accept his fate. However, this wine and meat monk is an optimist, and he raised his head again after a while, looked at the autumn and evening snow beside the pastor, and then smiled.
"Amitabha. The great wisdom monk pronounced a Buddha name, and said with a smile: "Mu Shi Master, how are you and that girl from Feihuai Village doing?"
The pastor glanced at him slowly, and said, "This is your business, you monk, you have asked what you are doing with this kind of red and mundane thing." β
"Hey, shepherd, the poor monk doesn't care about you. Monk Dazhi said with a smile: "You know, that girl is Nan Yaoyun's notoriously difficult character to mess with, hey, if you start a rush, anyone will have a headache." As her fiancΓ©, the shepherd ran to the secluded realm, a lonely man and a widow, if such a thing was known by the girl, it would be difficult to do. β
As soon as the great wisdom monk said this, Qiu Rong's face couldn't help but be hot, this monk was definitely not a serious monk.
"Why, it's threatening me. The shepherd glanced at him and said.
At this time, the Great Wisdom Monk was calm, and he said slowly: "Shepherd donor, as the saying goes, if you want to seal the population, you have to give benefits, you say yes, if there is no benefit, my big mouth is a little uncertain." β
The pastor couldn't help laughing, and said leisurely: "Speaking of sealing, I know the best way, the least leaking news in the world, do you know what it is? β
"What is this? Qiurong Wanxue couldn't help but be annoyed, and was told by the two of them, as if her relationship with the pastoral was unsightly, and nothing happened to them at all.
And the great wisdom monk was taken aback by the pastoral spirit, took a few steps back, and said dryly: "Amitabha, good, good, the shepherd is in good shape, and the poor monk is just joking." β
"Okay, you wine and meat monk, don't pretend to be a monk with me. Mu Ling waved his hand lightly, shook his head with a smile, and said: "It doesn't matter if you tell that girl, man, three wives and four concubines, that's a common thing, these nine days and ten earths, there is no woman I can't handle." β
This made Qiurong Wanxue can't help but glance at him, this little man is not only angry with the enemy, but even such a thing is so loud.
"High, high, really high. Monk Dazhi gave a thumbs up and said in admiration. Then he rubbed his hands, and said with a smile: "Hey, the shepherd benefactor, no, the shepherd brother, how about the younger brother, for the shepherd brother's wife taming technique, the little brother is extremely admired, and the shepherd brother admires the five bodies to the ground, and the respect for the shepherd brother is like the water of the three rivers, gushing endlessly......"
The great wisdom monk suddenly patted the pastoral sycophant.
The sudden change of the great wisdom monk made Qiurong Wanxue speechless, he was a monk, what kind of wife taming art he wanted to learn. β
"Why, you are not a monk anymore, and you suddenly moved your mortal heart and wanted to return to the vulgar?" Mu Ling couldn't help laughing, looked at the great wisdom monk and said.
These words made the Dazhi monk a little embarrassed, laughed dryly, and said: "Don't hide it from the shepherd brother, hey, I'm a monk, that's just an expedient measure, an expedient measure." β
"So you're still a fake monk. The pastor couldn't help laughing and said, "If it's just a wine and meat monk, it's just a fake monk." β
Speaking of this, the shepherd squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Tame your wife, do you have any method? Okay, let me teach you, just push yourself into bed, and everything will be fine." β
"Indecent-" Qiurong Wanxue couldn't help but blush, ashamed and angry, and snorted. She was speechless, this little man really dared to say anything.
"Uh-" Monk Dazhi choked on his words, and finally, he couldn't help but smile bitterly.
The pastor shook his head and said with a smile: "Forget it, every family has a difficult scripture, you can do it yourself." However, fake monk, how did you escape to the secluded realm? β
"Isn't Brother Mu also in the Hidden Territory?" said with a smile to the Great Wisdom Monk: "After the Lost God Island disappeared, the news had already exploded in Yaoyun. There is news that some people in the secluded frontier saw the unequaled barren mound stretching out a giant hand, so many great sect countries rushed to this side, and now many old things are guessing that the unequaled barren mound in this life has the possibility of opening, and everyone is going here to join in the fun, so the monk also came. β
For such news, the pastor is not surprised, paper can't contain the fire, and when he sees the unequaled Aratumuka stretching out his giant hand, I'm afraid that it's far more than Qiurong and the late snow. When it gets dark, Musou Aratsuka suddenly stretches out a giant hand, and the Lost God Island disappears, which makes it easy to connect with the relationship between the two.
It's just that he guessed this possibility before others, and he was one step ahead of others.
"When you come to the ancient city of Xudu, do you also want to get the key to the unparalleled barren mound. The pastoral spirit looked at the great wisdom monk and said.
Monk Dazhi shook his head and said: "Where is the key to the Peerless Wasteland so easy to get, that's a great creation, for the poor monk, it doesn't matter who gets the key to the Peerless Wasteland, anyway, after the Peerless Wasteland is opened, everyone can go in, what if whoever gets the key? As long as you can open the Peerless Wasteland." β
"That's right. The Pastoral Soul smiled, but he had to get the key to the Musou Wasteland, and for him, the key to the Matchless Wasteland was much more than just opening the Matchless Wasteland.
Monk Dazhi smiled and said, "However, I heard a news, I heard that there is an auction in Midtown, called Little Ghost Auction Coffin, I don't know if Brother Mu is interested in going with him." β
"Little ghost slap the coffin!" Mu Ling couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, he couldn't help but squint his eyes, he thought of an existence, an existence that hadn't shown his face for a long, long time, and he thought that this existence had long since died.
"Well, it's okay anyway, so why not go and see. "The pastoral spirit is moved, if it is really a little ghost who shoots the coffin, this is indeed worth his trip.
They immediately went to Midtown, however, they had not gone far when a red cloud floated in the sky, and this red cloud flew towards them at a very fast speed.
As soon as he saw the red clouds flying from the sky, Monk Dazhi's face changed greatly, and he immediately said to the pastor: "Brother Mu, I have something to do temporarily, so I will leave first." Before he could finish speaking, he turned and fled, as fast as he had seen his nemesis.
"Jian Xuan, even if you escape to the ends of the earth, this girl will arrest you back!" a hot voice sounded in the sky.
The red cloud flying from the sky was not a red cloud at all, but a woman in red, she was extremely fast, and instantly chased in the direction where the Great Wise Monk fled. And the great wisdom monk didn't dare to stay at all, and disappeared into the sky in the blink of an eye, his appearance was like a mouse seeing a cat.
"It turns out that this fake monk is afraid of his wife. After seeing the Great Wisdom Monk flee, the Pastoral Soul couldn't help but smile and understood why the Great Wisdom Monk wanted to ask for the art of taming his wife.
Qiurong Wanxue thought about it sideways, and after a while, she couldn't help but say movingly: "Jian Xuan, isn't this the descendant of Shendu Ze, I heard that he is an amazing genius, and he actually became a monk?"
"It should be him. The pastor laughed, and the Dazhi monk ran to Feihuai Village to build the Dazhi Temple and became a monk, not only to explore the mysteries of Feihuai Village, but also to avoid a certain person.
Qiurong Wanxue thought of the words of the great wisdom monk, couldn't help but look at the pastor, and said, "Childe really has a fiancΓ©e?"
"Why, I'm jealous. The pastor looked at the mature and moving woman in front of him leisurely and said with a smile.
Qiurong Wanxue couldn't help but be angry and annoyed, glanced at him, and said angrily: "Don't you think you're too narcissistic? Besides, be careful that your fiancΓ©e is jealous!"
Although the autumn and evening snow are annoying, they still do not lose their manners, and that kind of elegance is still very appreciated and liked.
"Well, don't worry. The pastor laughed, leisurely, and said, "If there is no woman I can't handle, if I really want to marry her, I will never worry about such a thing as jealousy." β
"No one said you were a narcissist?" Qiurong Wanxue glanced at him angrily, she was mature and charming, but at this time, this little daughter was really charming and moving, and people couldn't help but be excited.
"There are a lot of people who have said that about me. The pastor was slow and said with a smile: "However, this is not called narcissism, this is called strength." I'm a pastor, and there's nothing unfair, don't you say?"
Qiurong Wanxue had nothing to say, and he couldn't help but sigh softly in his heart, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, or he had a point.
Zhongcheng, in fact, there is no such name as Zhongcheng in the ancient city of Xudu, but this city is located in the middle of the ancient city of Xudu, and the monks from outside call it Zhongcheng.
The city of Zhongcheng is very old and very lively, and it can be said that Zhongcheng is one of the big cities in the ancient city of Xudu. After entering the middle city, I saw a sea of people, of course, walking on the street, there are people, ghosts, in fact, when I came to the ancient city of Xudu, everyone is not very deliberate to divide people and ghosts, everyone understands that the ancient city of Xudu is a ghost city, as long as people who have been to the ancient city of Xudu, they will slowly get used to getting along with people and ghosts, not to mention, the ghosts of the ancient city of Xudu are not real ghosts, just obsessed with themselves, and get along with foreign monks. When Mu Ling and Qiu Rong Wanxue entered Midtown, they quickly inquired about the location of the little ghost's coffin, and learned that the auction time would start in the afternoon.
"There are auctions in ghost towns? I have never heard of auction houses in ghost towns. After entering the middle city, Qiurong Wanxue couldn't help but be curious.
Although it is said that there are young monks from outside in the ancient city of Xudu all the year round, most of the young monks are not willing to stay in the ancient city of Xudu for a long time, and those who can stay for three or five years are basically people who come for a certain thing. It is precisely because of this that although people often come to the ancient city of Xudu, few people live here for a long time, let alone people set up sects and stores here. In the ancient city of Xudu, even if there is a store, it is just a temporary store. Qiurong Wanxue has been to the ancient city of Xudu several times, but the auction is the first time I have heard it.
"Occasionally. The pastor said: "If it is an auction of imps, it is a great deal, it is definitely a high-quality auction, and it is absolutely amazing if you take out the things that are auctioned." β
"Little ghost?" Qiurong Wanxue couldn't help but say curiously: "Is it a ghost from the ancient city of Xudu?" The local residents of the ancient city of Xudu held an auction, and it was the first time that Qiurong Wanxue heard it.
"Well. The pastor couldn't help but squint his eyes, smiled, and said: "I'm afraid that no one will know, whether it is a human or a ghost, this has always been a mystery, some people say that he is a ghost, some people say that he is a human." β
Qiurong Wanxue looked at Mu Ling and felt that Mu Ling knew something, but Mu Ling didn't say it, and she didn't ask.
The little ghost coffin was held in an ancient courtyard in the middle of the city, saying that it was an ancient courtyard, it was better to say that it was a ruined courtyard, it was a very large ancient house, but this ancient house has been abandoned for a long time, and the ancient mansion has collapsed, leaving only a dilapidated courtyard, which is very large enough to accommodate thousands of people.
When Mu Ling and Qiu Rong Wanxue came to the ancient courtyard where the auction was held, many people were already waiting there, all of them young monks from outside.
In fact, the news of the auction of the little ghost coffin has been spread for several days, and no one knows who spread the news, but there has been no auction in the ancient city of Xudu, and an auction called the little ghost auction coffin suddenly appeared, which immediately attracted the curiosity of many foreign monks. Whether it was for the auction or for the fun, many young monks rushed to participate in the auction after hearing the news.
Anyone can participate in this auction called the Imp Coffin, and there is no limit to qualifications.
However, this auction really doesn't look like an authentic auction, after many people come to the ancient courtyard, there is no one to entertain at all, everyone can only choose a place, some people sit on the ground, some people are floating in the air, and some people simply move their own buildings......