Chapter 7: The Fat House
"Tell me again, who do you say is stupid? Did you say this with a brain? Have you ever seen a stupid person as good as me? Luo Wanwan was unhappy, thinking that my sister was also a top student in the Law Department of the University of Political Science and Law, so she could easily get a master's degree in law!!
Luo Wanwan glanced at the stupid cat on her shoulder with disdain, and said with a mocking tone: "Call me stupid, you are stupid, you are stupid and small, four are not like four, not like four." β
The curly-eared short-tailed blue civet looked at the naΓ―ve person in front of him, not like a person with nearly thirty years of life experience. Once again, I feel that cats are sad, what can be done to break this master-servant contract without beast rights? Online and more! Quite urgent!!
The curly-eared short-tailed blue civet who refused to take care of the stupid master turned around with black lines, and pointed her ass to Luo Wanwan's face, covered with an aura called mourning. However, his move fell in Luo Wanwan's eyes, and this damn cat was extremely provocative with her ass, and she exploded, and she exploded, and she yelled at him angrily: "Get off me, you stupid cat." β
The curly-eared short-tailed blue civet only felt a particularly powerful force that the cat could not resist, and pressed it like a mountain, and directly pressed it to the ground and couldn't move. Its unbridled thousands of years of life have never been contracted, and even if it is sluggish, it can guess that this is the master-servant contract between Luo Wanwan and it.
Luo Wanwan watched the cat jump on the ground so "obediently", although her feet slipped and she didn't stand firmly, she still felt a little comforted. At least not so disobedient, is it? Luo Wanwan repeatedly looked at the curly-eared short-tailed blue civet with an adult's palm-sized body, soft and shiny silver-white hair, jet-black eyes, and pitch-black ears and tail. 'Hmm~ Why do you look at it more and more pitiful! There is also a slight feeling of stupidity and cuteness in the pitiful. Forget it, I don't remember kittens as adults, and I don't know it in general. β
"For your funny look, I won't bother with you, I'm the only one who can see you anyway, so I'll give you a name! What's the best name? Hmm~ o(* Μβ½ Μ*)oYou are so petite, it's called a fat house! After speaking, he savored the name of the fat house. Fat house, fat house, happy fat house water, a must-have artifact for otaku and otaku. Oh, why am I so talented? I admire myself so much.
The curly-eared short-tailed blue civet who had just gotten up and stood firm on the ground heard the name of this stupid home, and his feet were soft and he fell down again, and he kept asking himself in his mind, "This meow is having auditory hallucinations!" How can such a dirty name be worthy of such a tall and mighty meow!! I refuse to accept such a name~~~"
"Fat House~~~" I only heard a solemn and echoing voice suddenly appear in my head.
The curly-eared short-tailed blue civet didn't want to get up at all when he heard this voice, because he vaguely felt that it was in this life, no, it was the next life, the next life, the next life, as long as its soul was immortal, it would have to be called a fat house forever and forever.
"Oh my God! O earth! Meow is hopeless!! Meow is hopeless!! β
Luo Wanwan looked at the fat house squatting in the corner of the wall and drawing circles, forcing him to look at him, as a creature that is not a cat or a rabbit, and does not know how to appreciate human culture. So he ignored it and continued to admire his grandmother's appearance.
'It's so beautiful, although I haven't seen Shih Tzu sable cicadas or anything, but my grandmother and mother are definitely more beautiful than them. What is called Shen Yu falling wild goose closing the moon and shy flowers, what is called alluring the country and the city. See, this is it. β
But my grandmother and grandmother were so well maintained, there was not a single wrinkle on their faces, and their skin was smooth and flawless. If I don't know that they are inferior to each other, I will believe them when others say that they are sisters with their mothers. β
Luo Wanwan's words didn't mean that Qi Yiru didn't pay attention to maintenance, but the old lady of Ning Yuanbo's Mansion and the wife of the general of Dingguo were too young. Not at all like the modern people who are in their forties and fifties.
But these ladies who came today are so young! β
"What are you looking at! Looking at your grandmother? It's my granddaughter, it's smart. β
The voice of General Dingguo's wife pulled Luo Wanwan's deviant thoughts back.
"If you want me to say it! Wanwan, this is with us Ning Yuan Bofu. Also, this is my granddaughter, your granddaughter. "The old lady was not pleased. Hmph, I've been together for many years, and I don't know your temperament. wants to rob my granddaughter with me, not to mention my best friend, even if it's my own son, I won't let it.
"You, huh!! Ru'er is my daughter, Wanwan is Ru'er's daughter, that is my granddaughter. "The wife of the general of Dingguo is not happy.
"Granddaughter!"
"Granddaughter!!"
Luo Wanwan looked at this posture of fighting if she didn't agree, and wondered, "Is this a bar?" Looking at the grandmother's attitude towards her mother, under normal circumstances, shouldn't the two compliment each other? Could it be that grandmother is the kind of evil mother-in-law who is said to be kind and bitter? Oh my God, I'm most afraid of this kind of person. On one side is the grandmother and the other is the mother, how can you choose!!! β
Qi Yiru teased Luo Wanwan with a rattle on the side, and laughed when she heard the childish conversation between the two mothers, who were usually extremely majestic. "Wanwan is the granddaughter of the two of you, okay? Granddaughter? Granddaughter? Aren't they all granddaughters? Why is this still a dispute? β
The wife of the general of Dingguo was dissatisfied: "Who is fighting with this old guy who is not in tune."
"Where am I old, where am I old, I am only in my sixties and seventies this year, and Ru'er goes out, who doesn't say that we are like sisters."
Sure enough, age is a topic that every woman can't mention.
"Giggles" Luo Wanwan was afraid that the two would quarrel, so she hurriedly tried to divert their attention. The results are remarkable, I saw the two people who were still on the tip of the needle to Mai Mang, at this moment, they all came together in front of Luo Wanwan, and the one who smiled was gentle and amiable.
"Wanwan baby smiled at her grandmother! It's so cute! β
"Is Baby Wanwan smiling at her grandmother? That's good! β
Luo Wanwan breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the two had 'resolved the conflict'. Sleepiness welled up, but I always felt that something was wrong, 'Forget it, I don't want to.' I'm so sleepy! I couldn't hold on any longer, and I fell into a deep sleep.
When she learned the truth at the age of six, she really wanted to beat up her sluggish self. Obviously such an obvious thing, I actually missed the opportunity to learn the truth again and again.
The old lady and the wife of the general of Dingguo, seeing Luo Wanwan's soft and cute smile at the last moment, fell asleep by herself in less than a pillar of incense, and were surprised by Luo Wanwan's well-behaved and sensible, and regretted that Luo Wanwan was too well-behaved and sensible.
How did they know that Luo Wanwan's little baby body lived an adult soul that had lived for more than twenty years. Naturally, I can't do the behavior that other babies must cry before going to bed.
The two looked at the sleeping Luo Wanwan and smiled, and told Qi Yiru to rest well, then left the Lingxi Pavilion and walked to the old lady's Ci'an Hall together.
The poor fat house is still drawing circles in the corner, and he can't accept that the majestic curly-eared short-tailed blue civet has such an inconspicuous name.
"Madame, rest well!" Mama Zhao said to Qi Yiru, "The old slave will take the young lady back to the next room to rest." β
Qi Yiru looked at her daughter sleeping sweetly in her arms: "No need, just let her sleep with me!" Tired from a hard day. Mama also go down to rest, it's good to leave the spring rain here! β