Chapter 131: I really want to kill this monk! (Page 1/1)

When Wukong Bajie and the others came back after picking up firewood, they saw Tang Sanfu playing games in the living room, and everyone rolled their eyes.

As soon as everyone came back, Tang Sanyu immediately put down the game controller in his hand and said solemnly: "Just now, a little kid who claimed to be the Holy Child King attacked the villa!" ”

Everyone: "And then?" ”

Tang Sanfu solemnly lifted his black-framed glasses: "Then he saw the game controller, he had to ask me to teach him to play, if he didn't teach him, he would call me dad!" This poor monk is not married, so he has an extra son for no reason, how bad is that, so the poor monk taught him to play games! ”

Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, you lied to the ghost! How can you call someone like someone else's father!

Tang Sanfu once again solemnly lifted his black-framed glasses, the light was refracted on them, reflecting a white light, "Then the poor monk was forced!" Originally, the poor monk was going out to collect firewood! ”

"Come on! Now that the firewood has been picked up, you can cook for my grandson! ”

"Okay!"

Seeing that everyone doesn't care that he is stealing and slipping, then of course he must hurry up and express his kindness!

Watching Tang Sanfu take out the previous piece of meat of the green-haired lion from the storage space and walk into the kitchen, Wukong and the others were stunned again.

"Where are you going with the meat?"

"The kitchen!"

"Kitchen?"

"That's right!" Tang Sanfu said as a matter of course: "If you don't take the meat to the kitchen, where will it go?" ”

Everyone: "...... "Can we kill this monk!" It's so cheap! He said that he would pick up firewood to make barbecue, and he picked it up with our firewood, and he went to the kitchen?

Wukong looked at Tang Sanfu, who looked innocent and cute, waved his hand, and said, "Go ahead, let's go, it's really good not to eat barbecue!" To be honest, I've been eating barbecue all the time these days, and I'm a little on fire when I eat it! ”

Everyone sat on the sofa, waiting for dinner, playing games, playing games, reading books, Wukong rolled his eyes and came to the kitchen.

Looking at Tang San's funeral, Wukong stepped forward and asked, "What happened to you?" Did he really call you daddy? ”

Tang San's hands kept moving, and replied: "How can it, although people are small, but they are not stupid, no, they are passing by me...... After the teaching, I went home and went to find out! ”

Wukong held his forehead and said helplessly: "Co-author, my nephew was fooled and lame by you?" He's still a kid! ”

Tang Sanfu said with a smile: "At best, it is a bear child, the bear child has to be educated, and he has to eat Tang monk meat at every turn, how can he get used to this!" ”

Wukong shook his head, mourned for his sworn brother for a few seconds, and walked out of the kitchen: "Okay, hurry up and get dinner, I'm starving to death!" ”

Tang Sanfu pouted, hungry? A group of people whose cultivation is average, at least in Taiyi, can still feel hungry? Not a foodie who was conquered by the superhuman cooking skills of a poor monk?

The next day, after cleaning up, the third princess took back the villa, and everyone once again embarked on a westward journey in search of food.

"The Journey to the West on the tip of the tongue is really extraordinary!"

This trip has been more than two months, and as for the bear child Red Boy who went home to question his mother, there has been no news so far......

Tang Sanfu said: Well~ Mourn for you for a second, child. Let's hope your ass won't be beaten.

On this day, the white horse carried Tang Sanfu and followed the apprentices......

Ahem, wrong.

On this day, the white horse carried Tang San's burial to an open plain, and there was a rumbling sound of water in front of him.

Hearing the sound of water, Tang Sanfu knew that he had passed the Huoyun Cave level and had come to the next level.

"Bajie, you have a round physique, roll fast, go and see if the rumbling river in front of you is black?"

Bajie answered, set up the auspicious clouds and flew forward, and came back not long after.

"Master, the apprentice has seen it, and the rumbling river is indeed black!"

Tang Sanfu nodded, looked at Wukong, and said, "Senior brother, change a fishing rod and come out, the poor monk wants to fish for law enforcement, phew, it's to catch a fish!" ”

Wukong was sitting on the somersault cloud at this time, holding a magic modified mobile phone in his hand, and he was smiling stupidly at it.

"Little monkey, what are you smirking again?"

Xiaobai's voice came from the magic modified mobile phone, and when he heard Xiaobai's voice, Wukong's stupid fufu's laughter became even more serious, only to see Wukong snort and say: "When I see you, I'm happy!" ”

Xiao Bai's face on the other side turned red in vain, and he said shyly: "Dead!" ”

"Hey......

"Your junior brother called you!"

"Ignore him, let's talk about ours! Hey hey ......"

Tang Sanfu maintained the movement of stretching out his hand, petrified on the white horse, the sky, the earth, what did the poor monk do wrong! Be sure to give this bowl of dog food to the poor monk!

Also, why does Sun Wukong, who only knows how to fight, flirt with his sister in our family!! This is not scientific!

"Alas, child, in this journey to the west, you actually said science? I'm afraid you need to go back to the furnace and rebuild! ”

Sighing, Tang Sanfu touched his big bald head, there was no hair to pull out, how could it change?

got off the horse, came to Bajie's side, looked at Bajie with a smile, and said, "Bajie, treat you well as a teacher, right?" ”

Bajie nodded, recalled his bitter schedule, and said, "Master treats me well!" If it weren't for the master, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to reunite with my lady in my life! ”

Tang Sanfu nodded, patted Bajie's shoulder, and said, "That's fine!" Now I lend you a hair for the teacher, don't mind? As he spoke, Tang Sanfu quickly stretched out his hand!

"┗|'O′|┛嗷~~"

Bajie looked at Tang San's funeral with tears on his face, aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, Master, you pulled it out directly, what else do you ask?

Plucked a pig hair from Bajie's round belly, and as soon as Tang Sanfu blew it, it turned into a fishing rod.

Carrying the fishing rod, Tang Sanfu waved his big hand and said, "Go!" Today, the poor monk invites you to eat braised rays! No, I ate the braised one last time, so let's steam it this time! ”

When he came to Heishui, he waved the fishing rod in his hand and threw the end of the hook into the Heishui River. Then he put another pig hair on Bajie, who was standing beside him, and turned it into a small stool, and did it in a grand manner.

At the bottom of the Heishui River, the big demon Jie was discussing with a clam spirit Qingqing and me about the feasibility of braising or steaming after catching Tang San's funeral, the clam spirit concubine wanted to be steamed, but Ling Jie wanted to be braised against!

"King, at the bottom of this black water river, how can it be boiled!"

"This ...... The concubine said the same, then steam! With a wave of his hand, he screamed miserably!

"King, what's wrong with you, King?"

Yu Jie looked at the fish hook that appeared next to him with a cold light at some point with a painful face, and looked confused, this !! Who else dares to fish on the banks of the Blackwater River? How did he get through my cave ban?

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