Chapter 30: Please Fox Fairy

In the remote countryside of the northeast, this Baojia Immortal is almost worshipped by every family, but there are very few real disciples.

It is said that the tablet of the Baojia Immortal written by the disciple of this genuine brand can attract the real immortal family.

However, I haven't seen it, I don't have this at home, and I don't even worship the Taoist Sanqing patriarch in my family, and the outhouse of my house is dedicated to the family god, that is, the ancestor of the Zhou family.

Although there is such a family god, I don't take this god seriously when I see that my grandfather is alive, even if the last tribute for the New Year's festival is over, I can't see how pious it is, so it is still a mystery whether this god exists or not.

The same is true for the Baojia Immortal, every family worships, and I don't see which family is really disease-free, and I don't see how unlucky it is if I don't worship it.

Therefore, it is difficult to say whether there is a Baojia Immortal or not.

However, one thing is certain, that is, I will definitely not be able to invite the real immortals, and I can only attract some wild immortals by painting this fake immortal position.

To put it bluntly, it is a mountain spirit and wild monster who has no origin, and the premise is that you have to sacrifice the rare sacrifice of this wild fairy.

On the hand-copied book, the ancestors of the Zhou family invited Huang Xian, used chicken as a sacrifice, and then used the blood of Huang Pizi to draw an immortal spell on the person concerned, pretending to be a disciple of the horse, and invited a Huang Daxian with a high Taoism.

And the fox fairy I want to invite, logically speaking, this chicken should be okay, but my chickens were all eaten by those wild foxes a few days ago, and I have nowhere to find them for a while.

So I got some bacon to make do.

I didn't have fox blood in my hand, so I used my own blood to copy the spell of Zhao Xian'er in this book on Li Qianwu's brain, and then ordered a few more sticks of incense in front of the fake Baojiaxian tablet.

I read from that book that this wild fairy, like ghosts, is also very fragrant, but at this time, you can't light cow hair incense, because cow hair incense can only summon ghosts.

I will prepare a mirror for Xian'er, and I will wait quietly.

Probably because there are too many foxes in this part of my house, this incense was just lit, and not long after, Li Qianwu suddenly sat up tremblingly, opened his eyes and looked around, and those big eyes were staring at me.

After all, I had even recruited ghosts before, and I had seen a lot of wild fairies during this time, so I didn't panic, and immediately asked Li Qianwu, "Which one are you?" ”

"Yo, Third Master Hu, don't you remember anyone? It's Miss Zhang, the same one who drilled firewood with you last time...... You still call other people's little darlings. ”

Li Qianwu pinched his throat and scratched his head and said a lot.

"......" I was a little confused, seeing Li Qianwu, a bearded man, scratching his head here, and getting goosebumps all over his body, so I hurriedly asked her, "What's going on with these foxes nearby?" ”

"What else can it be, isn't it season again? The sisters are all rushing to ask you for a good time, and you can make sure that you can grow vigorously this year, and maybe you can give the third master a few cubs......"

Li Qianwu said shyly, covering his mouth and chuckling.

This laughter is a bit oozing......

I swallowed nervously and asked her, "This Third Master Hu...... Who is it? ”

Hearing me ask, the fox was suddenly stunned, and the disgusting smile on her face was gone, and she looked at me directly.

seems to have just realized that I am not the Hu Sanye she is looking for.

Seeing that this situation was not right, I quickly extinguished the incense, took the mirror and shone it on the face of this Li Qianwu, and suddenly the fox was excited, as if scared away, and this Li Qianwu also fell on the kang and did not move.

I wondered in my heart, and when I asked once, not only did I not ask anything, but I was even more confused, so I was unwilling to light incense.

Sure enough, after a while, this Li Qianwu sat up again, but this time he didn't scratch his head and talk to me sourly, looking a little stunned.

So I asked him again, "Which one are you?" ”

Listening to my question, this fox girl was excited, as if he was a little scared, and did not reply.

I looked at it and thought about it, and said, "We can't see each other, right?" ”

Li Qianwu immediately shook his head wildly, but he still didn't speak, but looking at his expression, he really seemed to be a little afraid of me.

I guessed, "You were one of the two little foxes I caught yesterday?" ”

Li Qianwu's face suddenly changed to a very obvious expression of shock.

It's so stupid, it's really ......

This time, I didn't even have to guess, I just scared and scared, and this little fox told me everything I wanted to know.

It turns out that these foxes really came down the mountain because of the trouble, but these are not ordinary foxes, they are all spirits who have cultivated Taoism in the mountains, and they are more or less a little skillful.

And the Hu Sanye they are looking for is said to be a serious earth immortal, who has been practicing Taoism for many years, and said that doing that with Hu Sanye, he can increase his Taoism, and if he is pregnant with Hu Sanye's cub, he can still be left by the third master and be the third grandmother.

I didn't understand, so I told her that I wasn't Hu Sanye, what are you little brutes calling around my house?

Hearing me say this, the little fox said that it had never seen Hu Sanye, but only heard those sisters say that I have the smell of Hu Sanye, so I want to try it.

After wandering around me for a few days, I saw a sister being teased by me.

Guessing that I might not have tasted a woman yet, and I didn't know what was good here, these two little foxes came up with an idea to find someone to teach me to do that, but I couldn't find the woman I liked, otherwise I would be snatched away by that woman.

I was thinking that when I became addicted to this, the two little foxes would take turns again.

The little fox said that they also guessed that I might not be the battle-hardened Golden Gun Hu Sanye, but they still wanted to taste something fresh on me, saying that these newcomers were different from those sisters, and they had not served Hu Sanye yet, and they had to practice.

That's when a little widow came to hook up with me.

As for why I have the smell of that Hu Sanye, I think about it, the Hu Sanye they are looking for may be the big black-haired fox that I stabbed to death.

After all, it was a male fox, and I had a lot of blood on my hands when I killed the fox, and it was only after the fox died that I was targeted by these female foxes.

I asked this little fox if Hu Sanye was a black-haired fox.

The little fox nodded violently, and said stupidly that Hu Sanye was powerful, why was he strong, and the sisters all said that it was comfortable to do that with Hu Sanye.

I listened to it as if it was the real thing, and I didn't dwell on it anymore, and I didn't expect to be deceived by this fox who pretended to be crazy and stupid.

Because I knew that these foxes had a plan, in the end, I didn't dare to mention the fleshy lumps to the fox, so I took them away with a mirror.

When Li Qianwu woke up in the morning, I had already cleaned up the room and his head.

When he got up from the kang, he said that his whole body was sore, and his brain was a little confused, and he jokingly told me that it felt like drinking fake wine.

In order to compensate Li Qianwu for his unsung dedication, I gave him two more bottles of Lai Maoer.

On the morning of this day, Li Qianwu made up the car belt and left, saying that he wanted to go to Yaershan again in a few days, and asked me if I would go.

I am indeed very curious, and I also want to know who the mysterious mountain keeper is, but if I go again, I am afraid that the person has already taken precautions, and this mountain is even more difficult to enter.

Seeing that I didn't squeak, Li Qianwu thought I was scared, so he said that this time he must be ready to come back after the whole department, and promise that what happened last time will not happen again.

In the end, I didn't say whether to go or not, so Li Qianwu left, and said that he would come to me in a few days to talk about it.

Seeing that the sidecar motorcycle went away, I took the donkey cart and ran to Linjiazhuang again.

Uncle Lin saw that I came back to the day in the dark, and joked that I could just live here.

I was a little embarrassed, so I said that I didn't come to find Lin Miao this time, in fact, the girl had already gone to work, and I came to ask Uncle Lin for the black-haired fox.

I thought that as long as I showed this black-haired fox, those foxes who were chasing me would definitely not pester me anymore if they knew that this Hu Sanye was dead.

But when I said that I wanted the black-haired fox, Uncle Lin laughed dryly twice and didn't give it to me.