Chapter 409: Come on, come on, take a few more exams
Finished!
Didn't fool around!
I chuckled in my heart, and the sledgehammer on the side reacted quickly, covering his head, and looked at Lao Wang with resentment: "Lao Wang, why don't you believe the two of us?" ”
", what are you two urinating? I don't know yet? Lao Wang sat back in the chair, took out a cigarette and threw it to me and Wang Da Hammer, then smoked another one to himself, spit out a smoke ring and said slowly: "Other teachers don't understand what is going on with the two of you, but I know." ”
After a pause, Lao Wang squinted at me and Wang Dazhu: "Did you use ghosts to help make test papers?" ”
I wasn't calm on the spot, Yaya's legs, is Lao Wang the head teacher or Detective Conan?
I didn't expect this method at the beginning, but it was only used by the Sanjie monk to remind me, how did this Nima get to Lao Wang, only took a test, and guessed it all?
Wang Dazhui and I were stunned for a moment, and Lao Wang suddenly sneered: "Just the two of you, it seems that I guessed correctly." After speaking, he squinted his eyes and stared at me and Wang Dazhu.
Wang Dazhui was shocked, grinned, hurriedly took out a box of China from his pocket, handed one to Lao Wang, and said with a shy smile: "Hehe, Lao Wang, who made you the real version of Detective Conan?" I really can't hide anything from you! ”
Trough!
This black fat man, if he doesn't agree with him, he starts selling his teammates' dog legs!
I despised Wang Sledgehammer fiercely, rolled my eyes, picked up the water cup on Lao Wang's table, unscrewed the lid and blew it twice, and handed it to Lao Wang: "Lao Wang drinks water, it is cold, and it is not hot." ”
Yaya's legs, no way!
Lao Wang is our homeroom teacher, and he knows my background, and now he has been arrested, if he doesn't admit to instigating the dog's legs, Lao Wang will be able to serve me and Wang Dazhui with a word to the school leaders.
When the time comes, don't say that Wang Da Hammer and I will crush Zhang Youliang with test scores, it is estimated that the two of us cheating in the exam can directly stink our names in school!
"Hehe, you two boys are pretty good, but I'm curious what ghosts you two hired to help cheat? Is it similar to the five-ghost handling technique in the movie? Lao Wang smiled with a glass of water, and took a sip of water after speaking.
"It's that complicated." I waved my hand and said, "I just invited two professors from Tsinghua University and Peking University, two doctors, and two masters." ”
Burst!
As soon as the words fell, Lao Wang's face changed, and he opened his mouth to spit out the water he had just drunk, and sprayed me and Wang Dazhui directly.
"Damn, do you two want to be so tiger-like? What kind of exam is this? This is the final exam of the second year of high school! Lao Wang shouted excitedly.
I was speechless for a moment and waved my hand: "This is already the minimum configuration." ”
"What's that?" Lao Wang's expression was not to mention how exciting, "What is that special girl?" ”
At this time, Wang Dazhui also looked at me curiously, and I didn't tell him the specific details of the matter of asking Xiaoliuzi to cheat on the exam before.
"There is also a foreign devil who floated in from abroad, who made missiles before his death." I say.
Poof!
Lao Wang sat on the ground with his butt and said in horror: "Big brother! Brother Chen Fengqin! This special mother is only the final exam of the second year of high school, you are so tiger, do your family know? Why don't you fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? ”
"Lao Wang, don't get excited." I was busy persuading, and Wang Dazhui on the side hurriedly helped Lao Wang up.
Lao Wang estimated that he was stimulated a lot, and sat on the chair with his palms to his chest, panting heavily.
I looked at him and didn't dare to continue.
Just kidding! The royal configuration of the buddy's exam cheating group hasn't been revealed yet!
Does Li Bai know? It's the super bull who swept all grades of elementary, junior high and high school!
It's also that the buddy doesn't want to pretend to be too high-profile, otherwise he will invite Li Bai up!
I don't dare to tell Lao Wang about this, based on the reaction he just heard about the ghost of the missile, it is estimated that if I tell Li Bai, his little heart can't stand it.
After more than ten seconds, Lao Wang finally straightened out his breath, glared at me and Wang Dazhu, and said, "It's nothing, you can go." ”
"What's that?"
Wang Da Hammer and I exclaimed at the same time, that's it?
"Lao Wang, have you forgotten something?" Wang Dazhui blurted out.
I suddenly had 10,000 slots in my head running wildly, and slapped it on the head.
The cheating has been discovered by Lao Wang, and now Lao Wang lets us go, and he still asks such a sentence, what about finding punishment by himself?
"What? Want to admit punishment? Lao Wang rolled his eyes, "Don't talk about the calves, this Nima ghost has come to the exam, I believe it, do those teachers and school leaders believe it?" ”
Wang Dazhui and I were stunned for a while.
But what Lao Wang said is reasonable, at first I thought that ghost cheating was reliable, because ordinary people couldn't find it at all.
Now Lao Wang can find out, that is also to me and Wang Da Hammer know the roots, other teachers and school leaders, even if Lao Wang told them, they will only regard Lao Wang Erbi, and will not believe it at all.
"Come on, you two go to the exam, I won't talk about it, you guys rely on your own ability to cheat, no one can do anything about you." Lao Wang looked at me and Wang Dazhui helplessly.
I was speechless for a while, Lao Wang's three views were a little collapsed.
It is an indisputable fact that cheating in exams is a mistake.
But the ghosts are involved, and he can't control it if he wants to, and even as long as I think about it, Lao Wang can't even see the shadow of the ghosts of the six school tyrants.
Leaving Lao Wang's office, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, I thought that this time the calf would be over, but Lao Wang still let us go.
"Ya, I scared Lao Tzu to death just now." Wang Dazhui patted his chest and said.
"Afraid of a ball? There are ghosts mixed in, and ordinary people can't manage it if they want to. I glanced at Wang Dazhui, paused, and said: "As soon as this level is passed, we will be able to push all the way to the exam later, how do you say Zhang Youliang will feel when the time comes?" ”
Wang Dazhui thought for a few seconds, and suddenly said to me with a cheap smile: "That feeling is the same as Bai Fumei being crushed under her body by a beggar three hundred times." ”
I laughed out loud, Wang Heipang's description of this kid is full of obscene temperament.
But this is not wrong, I was crushed and beaten by the super scumbag king recognized by our two schools, it is estimated that not only Zhang Youliang, but also those top students in the whole grade, have to doubt life.
"Fengzi, you said that we have full marks in Koko, isn't it a bit too sensational? Do you want to keep a low profile? At this time, Wang Dazhui said.
I glanced at him and smiled, "Do you need it?" Since we pretend to be bigger, let's pretend to be big, didn't Zhang Youliang and the other top students mock us? Then we'll smash them with a stick! ”
Back in the examination room, as soon as Wang Dazhui and I entered the door, the originally noisy examination room immediately quieted down.
All the candidates stared at us in horror, after all, when we took the math test just now, the performance of me and Wang Dazhui was too shocking to their three views!
To be honest, I still feel quite uncomfortable being stared at by so many people, but Wang Da Sledgehammer is good, patting his stomach with both hands, stepping into the classroom, turning back to me and saying loudly: "Fengzi, come on, let's take a few more exams." ”
(End of chapter)