Chapter 488: Master, You're a Contemporary Love Saint (Third Watch)
At this time, Lin Fan started the next game and directly entered the quality square, this time he didn't play four rows in a single row, and he felt tired and went directly to play four rows.
"Master, Master, I've been through hundreds! Finally successfully matched you. ”
This voice made Lin Fan confused, looking at the No. 1 teammate who called, and in these four rows, there were only two of them, and the other two seemed to have retreated, so he touched the back of his head: "Shouldn't this call yourself?" ”
Even the audience was stunned, and saw that it was No. 1 who was talking, and even doubted, but it seemed unlikely to think about it, but I had never heard of Lin Fan accepting apprentices, and Lin Fan clearly didn't know each other.
At this time, the voice of number 1 sounded again.
"Master, I'm calling you! Lin Fan, I am your apprentice, Master, I can be regarded as a match for you. ”
At this point, Lin Fan was stunned, his face was full of confusion, but he didn't remember that he had accepted an apprentice.
originally thought it was impossible, but now the audience didn't think it was impossible, turned to look at Lin Fan, and tapped on the keyboard.
"Brother Fan, your apprentice? When did you take the apprentice. ”
"Don't say anything after accepting the apprentice, brother, I'll give him candy to eat."
"When did you receive it, but it's still a secret, do you think it's really good?"
At this time, Lin Fan came back to his senses, and he was a little familiar with the voice, but he couldn't remember who it was, thinking that he must have confiscated his apprentice when he was released from prison, and in the past few years of playing e-sports, he didn't remember if he had been saved, he frowned and asked: "Hey, this buddy, I heard your voice a little familiar, who are you?" ”
No. 1: "Master, I'm He Zhizhou!" ”
"He Zhizhou?" Lin Fan frowned, thinking about it, he was sure that he didn't know this person.
He Zhizhou seemed to know what he was thinking, and hurriedly said, "Master, have you forgotten? Before Christmas last month, when you went to the airport to pick up your teacher, I was the man who knelt on the ground and worshiped you as a teacher. ”
kneeling on the ground to apprentice, these five words made the audience curious, this is such a traditional way of accepting apprentices, and there are still such rules in society.
Hearing the airport, Lin Fan finally remembered that there was indeed a local tyrant who knelt down to worship himself as a teacher last month, and he also wanted to learn the skills of picking up girls from himself, as if he still regarded himself as a love saint......
Lin Fan: "It turned out to be you!" I remember, you asked me to teach you how to pick up girls, right? ”
He Zhizhou: "Yes, yes, Master, you finally remember me?" ”
Girls???
This made the audience dumbfounded, wondering if they had heard it wrong, someone actually asked Lin Fan to teach him to pick up girls, and seriously doubted whether the sun came out of the west.
"I'll see if the sun is coming out of the west."
"Add me one, and I'll check it out too."
"I'll go, I'll go."
"I'll go too."
And Lin Fan responded unceremoniously: "For a pimple, I'm not your master, and I can't teach you to pick up girls." ”
He Zhizhou: "Master, Master, Master~"
"Stop, stop." Lin Fan took off his headphones and rubbed his ears, feeling that this was a little unbearable.
He Zhizhou: "Master, you can accept me!" Don't worry, I'll honor you well. ”
Puff puff~
Most of the audience burst out laughing in unison and banged on the screen.
"Accept it, such a filial apprentice, if you don't accept it, it will be unreasonable."
"Brother Fan, such a good apprentice, and he still bows down, how sincere, so I accepted you."
"My stomach hurts, and someone worships Lin Fan as a teacher to learn to pick up girls, and I haven't laughed as much as I have today."
"The newcomer is weakly asked, why do you have to laugh at the apprentice anchor, the anchor has two girlfriends, it should be right to be a love saint."
"I'm a newcomer, and I want to know about this problem, why are you like this?"
"Newcomer, EQ is negative 100 Brother Fan to understand."
"We won't explain, you go and see what happened to Lin Fan meeting Miss or Dumb Sister a few months ago."
"That's right, look at the video of Brother Fan meeting the old woman, and you newcomers will understand."
"Brother Fan, take it! It's such a good apprentice, my hands are itching. ”
Lin Fan just glanced at the barrage at this time, and saw that he was letting himself collect it, so he said angrily: "Come on, you take it, you take it." ”
"This is not good, people worship you as a teacher, not me."
"That is, he worships you as a teacher, if he worships me, I will definitely accept it."
"Yes, yes, if he worships me as a teacher, I won't say a word, I just agree."
For a group of viewers who were talking coolly, Lin Fan was speechless, glanced at He Zhizhou, considered whether to kill him after landing, and it was a hundred.
The plane took off, and the route was from the shooting range to the airfield.
On the plane, He Zhizhou learned all the way
"Master, how do you talk to girls on the street when you are picking up girls!"
"Master, how can I be as good as you and make my sister chase back."
"Master, how do you succeed in flirting with your sister in the game?"
"Master, how can I hook up with a girl on WeChat."
"Master, how can I pick up a girl on QQ?"
"Master, you have a word! Don't ignore the disciples. ”
Faced with this question, Lin Fan's face darkened, and he responded fiercely: "I don't know, how to pick up a girl on the street, I don't know how to flirt with a girl, I'll teach Naiko, don't call me master, ojbk?" ”
If it weren't for the fact that he was a matter of principle, he would have been out of the game by now.
However, He Zhizhou's like this also made Lin Fan make up his mind, quickly mark a location, and parachute directly, he has already decided, if the other party is still like this, then find the gun and grenade when he waits, then kill him directly, and then commit suicide himself, so that the world can be quiet.
As for whether it will be bad to kill teammates, I don't want to care, as long as I can get this girl away, it's no problem at all.
"Brother Fan, you better accept it! There are very few apprentices who study like this. ”
"Just take it! How good it would be to take in an apprentice. ”
"Such an apprentice, seriously, Brother Fan, if you don't accept it, it's really unreasonable, you know?"
And the audience looked at Lin Fan's face and laughed even more, they all felt that today was too interesting, too interesting.
Lin Fan's face twitched, thinking that if he accepted this, then there would be a guy asking every day in the future picture, it would be a day of no day, and he trembled when he thought about it.
He Zhizhou: "Master, you are a contemporary love saint, we won't!" Teach me. ”
At this time, Lin Fan had already found the gun, a pistol, and a grenade bullet, and he didn't reply to the other party's words, approached the other party, threw the grenade bullet into the ground, and then shot directly.
In a few clicks, Lin Fan knocked him down, and the moment he was killed by a grenade, he clicked directly to return to the hall without waiting for the other party to speak, and said to himself with a sigh of relief at the moment of clicking.
Whew, it's finally clean.
PS: The old rule, if you don't fall asleep, you have, and you go back to staying up late, hey.