Chapter 6: Funeral!
Ren Tingting looked at Situ Yi before she was quite a gentleman, but after introducing herself, she kept staring at herself, although she was a handsome guy, she was even more a pervert!
Hum!
A cold snort woke Situ Yi up, and Situ Yi also found that he was too focused on the tasks released by the system and let others misunderstand. hurriedly apologized to Ren Tingting.
Then he contacted the system, but no matter how Situ Yi called the system in his heart, the system did not respond.
This made Situ Yi's face a little ugly, could it be that the system really crashed? Although usually two (people?) It's not a quarrel or a bickering, but Situ Yi is still very grateful to the system for bringing him a different life. Not to mention anything else, immortality has already earned Situ Yi. Others may not be immortal if they have cultivated for thousands of years, but Situ Yi can get the immortality that others dream of by relying on the system, not earned, what is it?
Now the silence of the system without warning made Situ Yi a little overwhelmed.
Sighing, "When this plane is over, the system should be able to communicate." For the time being, he didn't think about the system, and Situ Yi set his sights on the task.
First of all, task 1, let the zombie that Old Lady Ren has become evolve again, which requires the blood of Ren Fa and Ren Tingting! And the zombie mutated after getting Ren Fa's blood, which is already difficult to entangle, if he gets Ren Tingting's blood, Situ Yi doesn't know that the mutant zombie will be powerful to various levels!
And task 2, subduing female ghosts, it's nothing, isn't it just a ghost, although it's a female ghost, but there is no way to subdue female ghosts in Maoshan Taoism. The main thing is the quest reward!
"It's okay to cancel the quest reward, but what is it that a beautiful female ghost is the best reward for me? Still peony flowers are also merry to be ghosts, cherish the kidneys? it! I don't know, I think my purpose in subduing the female ghost is to do something indescribable! ”
"And task 3, subduing the mutant zombies, here must be the zombies after getting the blood of Ren Fa and Ren Tingting, the blood of one of the closest relatives can already give birth to wisdom, what will happen if you get the blood of two close relatives? How do I take it? MDZZ! When you come out of the system, do you think I am a great power for cultivation? Lao Tzu has just begun to cultivate! You're going to destroy me, the flower bone! ”
"Forget about the female ghost Xiaoyu, at least Uncle Nine can beat it, and there is a possibility of subduing! But you're special.,The zombie Uncle Nine who mutated once (after sucking Ren Fa's blood) is dwarfed by himself.,You have to add the four-eyed Taoist to barely kill the mutant zombie.,But the zombie that mutated twice.,Can't beat it.,How to subdue it! it! Not to mention that mutating twice requires the power of the blood of the closest relatives to help, it doesn't matter if Ren Fa dies or not, what a pity it is for Ren Tingting, a little beauty, to die. ”
Situ Yi's face can be described as unusually ugly, and this scene falls in Ren Tingting's eyes, and the meaning is different.
"Hmph, it's really a pervert, or a well-dressed pervert, his face is ugly when he is exposed, doesn't he know what shame is?"
Uncle Nine and Ren Fa also noticed Situ Yi's face, of course Uncle Nine would not think that Situ Yi was "exposed to the essence of a pervert", so his face was ugly, he was still quite confident in Situ Yi's character.
And Ren Fa is regarded as a kind of pursuit of beauty by young people, "Tingting is not small, it's time to find a good family to marry." ”
At this time, the waiter came over and said, "What do you want?" ”
"Coffee." X2
Ren Fa and Ren Tingting both ordered coffee, and at this time, Uncle Nine opened the menu handed over by the waiter, looked at the rows of "earthworms" inside and was a little overwhelmed, and couldn't help but look at Situ Yi.
Situ Yi also recovered from the impact of the task at this time, and said to the waiter with a smile: "Two cups of milk tea." ”
The waiter took the order and left.
Ren Fa also mentioned the matter in a timely manner and said: "Uncle Nine, about the matter of my father's coffin and burial, I don't know if you picked a date?" ”
Hearing this, Uncle Nine also said seriously: "Please ask Master Ren to consider this matter, after all, it is better to be still than to be still." ”
"I've thought about it clearly, and the feng shui people who looked at it back then have already said that the coffin must be relocated and buried after 20 years, so that it will be good for us."
Uncle Nine thought for a while and said, "In this case, in three days, the coffin will be lifted!" ”
"And what do we need to prepare?"
"No, you don't. We'll have some things ready. ”
Ren Fa smiled and nodded, "Okay, okay." ”
Due to Wencai's absence, and Situ Yi helped Uncle Jiu resolve the embarrassment of not understanding the rules of the tea restaurant, this conversation went smoothly, and there was no ridiculous scene in the play. In addition to Ren Tingting's anger towards Situ Yi.
Three days later. On the outskirts of the town, the tomb of the old lady Ren.
After setting up the offering table and offerings, and after putting incense, Ren Fa couldn't help but say proudly to Uncle Jiu: "Uncle Jiu, those who watched feng shui back then said that this piece of land is difficult to find, and it is a rare good hole!" ”
Uncle Nine turned around and looked at Ren Fa, knowing what his purpose was, not to test his professionalism compared to the previous feng shui gentleman, nodded and said: "Yes, this tomb is called Dragonfly Point**, the hole is three feet long, only four feet can be used to be wide and three, and only three feet can be used, so the coffin cannot be buried flat, and it must be buried." ”
When Ren Fa heard it, it was exactly the same as what Mr. Feng Shui said back then, and he praised without hesitation: "Amazing, Uncle Nine!" ”
And Wen Cai, who was standing behind Uncle Jiu, suddenly heard a sentence of "legal burial", muttered a few words in his mouth, and couldn't figure out what a legal burial was, so he stepped forward and asked, "Master, what is a legal burial." Is it a French funeral? ”
When Uncle Jiu heard this, his face was a little ugly, as a disciple of Maoshan, although he didn't look at feng shui, he also knew a little bit about it, but Wencai didn't even know about the funeral, so he just lost the face of the disciple of Maoshan, and scolded softly at the moment, "Less nonsense!" ”
In front of the tombstone, some strong young people who were called to help came over to ask Uncle Nine after worshipping: "Uncle Nine, you have already worshipped, can you do it?" ”
"That's it."
"Groundbreaking!"
When everyone stood in a row, watching the young people work, Ren Wei suddenly squeezed Qiusheng who was standing next to Ren Tingting. caused Qiusheng to be caught off guard and bumped into Uncle Jiu.
Qiusheng didn't care either, he just thought that Ren Wei was careless, compared to this, Qiusheng was more concerned about what was a legal funeral.
After Qiusheng asked, Uncle Jiu sighed in his heart, the two disciples are a little unlearned, if they don't accept Situ Yi, then what should be done with the inheritance of Maoshan Taoism in the future?
Uncle Nine didn't answer Qiusheng, and couldn't help but have the idea of testing Situ Yi in his heart, and asked Situ Yi: "Xiao Yi, do you know what a legal burial is?" ”
Situ Yi smiled and said, "Yes, Master." As he walked, he said: "The so-called legal burial is a vertical burial!" After saying a word, he just walked up to Ren Tingting, bumped into Ren Wei without a trace, and pushed him out, "I don't know if what I said is right?" ”