Chapter Ninety-Five: The Mystery of Divine Annoyance
In the vast land, there was a dog howling and saying, "The will not be easily led by a dog." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
The leader of the dingding bird, "Da Dingding", rose up and chased, "Stupid dog, you stop for me." You stole our precious eggs, and if you don't kill you, the Armstrong Boomerang cannon, which is not enough to calm my pains. ”
"Da Ding Ding, if you have leisure, why don't you tear up the big puppet Niang Dongfang Undefeated, he has been pretending to be there for a long time, no one responds, quite boring. Even my master, Shangguan Xiaohong, doesn't want to live with him, and it's sad enough for the pseudo-mother to do his kind of thing. ”
Bird Booth flapped his wings and flew fast, and he didn't forget to tease the East for being undefeated.
Yes, the big puppet girl stood alone on the high platform. The generals under his seat were dead and wounded. What embarrassed the palace master even more was his contract beast, a typical unorganized and undisciplined beast, acting without authorization, and not obeying people at all.
Leaving the East undefeated, the Foggy Blue Beast only cared about himself and was chic, and he didn't want to return to the palace master at all and wait for his dispatch.
Of course, the Eastern Palace Lord could also forcibly activate the contract between him and the Mist Blue Beast and order her to do something. "I'm so unwilling, I really did that, I always feel that being a pseudo-mother is a failure, and I can't surrender my contract beast. It's a shame to say it. "The East is undefeated and presses its anger and sweeps around.
Well, the number of Ki Lao is still declining, and that's a good thing. The number of puppets is also declining, and something seems to be wrong. "Hey, where is Gu Yunhe!" Dongfang Undefeated exclaimed.
It's only been a long time, and Gu Yunhe, who ranks second under him, has disappeared. Daji Lao Hua Rong is gone. "Needless to say, those two men must have gone to gaoji, it's outrageous. I killed Ji Lao, but Mr. Yunhe broke the connection with Ji Lao Lotus, and he was not clear. ”
Fortunately, the girl "Ying Qu Shiting" is still there. And he fought with the guardian of the dungeon, Xiong Ki Ji, and tore the underground to the sky, and then rolled from the sky to the underground.
Dongfang Undefeated always felt that something was weird, but he couldn't talk about it. Speaking of people, Miss "Ying Qu Shiting" has problems with personality and character, but there is no problem with her strength, it stands to reason that his main body and secondary body should have been dealt with Xiongji a long time ago, why did they scuffle together and roll around?
"Ying Qu Shiting" The girl is also a pseudo-mother, and she has nothing to do with a big man with extraordinarily developed milk muscles, and there must be jian love among them!
Everyone is scattered, everyone is busy with their own things, and the big puppet mother is not used to it. Dongfang Undefeated is not the kind of person who likes to join in the fun, but he is also afraid of loneliness.
After thousands of difficulties and obstacles, the undefeated Ao Doudou Dongfang Ri finally came to his brother. Dongfang Ri's face was like ashes, but his eyes shone with hatred. "I want revenge, I want to tear up, I don't accept it, I hate it. Dongfang Ri said jealously.
Why is Oba always in a high place, and Oba always looking up to Ernie sauce?
The distance between them is three feet.
Dongfang is undefeated and does not need to open his eyes to his brother, only if he does not exist, as before.
Dongfang Ri, whose self-confidence was frustrated again, had his face distorted into a ball, and there was no longer half of the immortal energy, and he was a demon who had crawled out of hell. "Oba!" said Dongfang Ri viciously.
"Oh, you're here. My stupid Doudou Yo. Dongfang Undefeated said coldly.
"Look me in the eyes, undefeated Oba!" Dongfang Ri gritted his teeth. He almost rushed forward, beating that indifferent face wildly, and a few more kicks to relieve the hatred.
"Undefeated Ernie sauce, do you know it, "Sunflower Treasure" was originally in my hands. After changing hands several times, it finally fell into your hands. Hahaha, surprised, Ernie sauce. Thou hast thou hast thou hast been chattering before me all day long. Shake, shake, I can't wait to castrate you. ”
Dongfang Ri laughed wildly, his body couldn't stand up, and he almost laughed.
The big puppet mother Dongfang is undefeated and has a calm face, without waves. The half-closed apricot eyes burst out with virtual electricity, intertwined into silver snakes, intertwined with each other. "Are you proud, Ao Doudou. Dongfang Undefeated said coldly.
The palace master's voice was cold, and Dongfang Ri, who was laughing forward and backward, was almost frozen, and he couldn't make any more sound.
Naniyo. Could it be that Dongfang Undefeated guy knows that I am secretly pushing and intends to hand over the "Sunflower Treasure Record" to him? Dongfang Ri thought coldly.
If that's the case, it's terrible!
Dongfang Undefeated sat upright, with his hands on his knees. "Oriental Day. He said.
"Ah, I'm here!"
Dongfang Ri couldn't help but reply. Without thinking, he opened his mouth to respond to the undefeated East. It's instinct, the instinct of the body, Dongfang Ri's body is afraid of that pseudo-girl.
People say that accumulation is long-lasting, and there is a reason for it.
Back then, Dongfang was undefeated or the body of the old man, and his Ao Doudou Dongfang was trembling all day long, and he didn't dare to come out in front of his brother, let alone have his own opinions. It is precisely because of the resentment that many years of resentment broke out together, and Dongfang Ri took great pains to hand over "Sunflower Baolu" to the eldest brother to help him cut off his own self-esteem, and it was difficult to gain a foothold in the old world, so he had to devote himself to the pseudo-Niang world.
But Dongfang Ri was wrong, very wrong. His eldest brother Dongfang is undefeated and took the initiative to enter the pseudo-mother world. Undefeated has long been tired of the old world, and wants to go to unknown areas to open up a larger territory in order to be immortal.
"Did Riko Ji also have an agreement with you?"
Dongfang was undefeated and said coldly. And staring at the jade gui in Dongfang Ri's hand, Yugui is here, and the foundation elders of the entire dungeon city can live forever in the world, including Dongfang Ri. However, Yugui is not the absolute master, and there are other ways to kill the base elder of the dungeon. That year, Dongfang Ri killed the former city lord, and he did take a shortcut.
"The Great Rotten Girl Pear Zi Ji, a legend of an era. Dongfang Ri said proudly. "Ernie sauce, can you reach her height, you think you can be a woman without twitter? After all, the pseudo-mother carries a pseudo-word, not a real mother. ”
Dongfang Ri ridiculed his Oba to his heart's content, and he no longer worried about the other party's revenge, anyway, one of the two brothers lived and one died, not all of them lived, maybe all of them died.
"Riko Ji is Riko Hime, and Hongu is Hongu. "The East is undefeated and disgusted.
In his eyes, xing is not a problem, age is not a problem, as long as there is love, anything can be done. Therefore, the palace master is the most lonely and affectionate.
"Zijun. ”
The East is undefeated.
The palace lord summoned his favorite male concubine, the seventh-ranked warrior under the throne.
"Huh?"
Zijun raised his head and looked to the east to be undefeated. "I don't know what the palace master called me. As soon as Zijun raised his hand, Peng, purple gas surged, sprinkled towards the sky, and swirled and descended, like the colorful rain. Zi, zi, zi, where the purple gas falls, the grass, trees, mountains and rocks, and human skin are all charred and blackened, and they have been baked.
Dongfang Undefeated has always favored manly pseudo-mothers, Zijun is particularly outstanding, and there are dozens of pseudo-mothers who are as favored by the palace master as Zijun!
The palace master is also quite scary, in all senses.
In addition, the Lord of the Oriental Palace has the Armstrong Boom Boom Cannon.
The purple monarch is like the wind, and the Dongfang Palace Lord is on call. Standing on the right side of the palace master, Zijun smiled and said, "Why don't you kill him." ”
The seventh general's mouth naturally refers to Dongfang Ri.
Zijun is also the first time to see the undefeated Ao Doudou in the East. "If you look closely, there is the spirit of a three-point palace master in this fang's eyebrows. It's just that the palace master is gorgeous, and this guy has a ruthless look between his eyebrows. "Zijun has compared Dongfang's undefeated to his younger brother.
"The two of them have their own merits, if possible, this seat wants to accept them at the same time!" a strange thought rose in Zijun's heart. Thinking about it, Zijun couldn't help but tremble.
Dongfang Undefeated glanced at Zijun, who immediately dispelled his distracting thoughts and no longer had any thoughts.
Dongfang Il raised his right arm, and Yugui pointed straight at Dongfang to be undefeated. "Undefeated Oni-chan, don't you want to know what pact Riko Ji made with me. Hmph, look here. ”
Woohoo. Dongfang Ri's clothes exploded, and Zijun and Dongfang Undefeated looked at Ji Lao who had blown up his clothes at the same time. Hold the grass! Zijun knelt down at that time.
I saw two dog heads tattooed on Dongfang Ri's belly, a husky's head and an Akita dog's head. Two dog heads arch over one eye, the eye of the blood plum.
That eye feeds on the flesh and blood of Dongfang Ri, and is still alive. Suddenly, the two dog heads also seemed to be alive, turning the dog's eyes, brushing and brushing, and the eyes of several deep and sad dogs pierced Zijun and Dongfang Undefeated.
The husky dog head pattern spoke: "The East is undefeated." ”
The Akita dog head pattern also spoke: "Have you already cleansed yourself?" ”
The husky dog's head pattern continued: "Is your mind still as pure as it was at the beginning?"
Akita dog head pattern, crispy opening, said: "Chicken flavor, crunchy." ”
Dongfang was undefeated and frowned. The sun is also in my heart!
Dongfang Ri laughed and took out two chicken legs from the skin, one for the head of the husky dog and the other for the head of the Akita dog.
Mutant regeneration. The two dog heads painted on Dongfang Ri's belly suddenly became three-dimensional, just like real dog heads. Open your mouth to devour the chicken leg handed by Dongfang Ri.
Rao is Zijun is well-informed, and he was also disgusted by the palace master's younger brother Dongfang Ri. "Vomit!" Zijun couldn't help but bend down and retch.
The husky dog head said contemptuously: "That purple-skinned man is really useless. ”
The head of the Akita dog said in disgust, "Yes." We not only coexist with the Oriental Sun, but also share the flowers of the local area. If we want to eat, we will naturally expel waste, and we can't squirt it out of our noble dog's mouth, so let's say, Oriental Day provides us with some flowers. ”
The husky dog head said: "Dongfang Ri, you are also a waste." Can't mess with your unspoiled Ernie sauce. Show your rolling pin and pull the hatred. ”
The two dog heads are unscrupulous, dare to say anything, and are not afraid of the undefeated Dongfang, the big puppet mother.
"Oh, here I am. ”
Dongfang Undefeated grabbed two pills in his right hand and threw them to the pair of strange dogs.
The husky dog head opened its mouth and ate a pill, but every time the Akita dog head ate it, exhaled, its dog tongue squirted out, splitting the pill.
"Dongfang is undefeated, Pear Ziji said that you and her are the same kind of people, both of whom are psychologically dark. Akita Inu said with a smile.
“——”
The undefeated East doesn't want to say anything anymore.
Husky dog head and Akita dog head are all pets raised by Pear Hime, but I don't know how to grow on Dongfang Ri.
Dongfang Ri lowered his eyebrows and did not dare to refute the two dog heads. He said: "Two masters, you also know that the East is undefeated and arrogant, and it is not easy to be with him. If you are not desperate, I will not dare to wake you up. ”
The husky dog head said proudly: "Yes, you respect me very much, I like you, boy." ”
Dongfang Ri muttered in his heart, you ringgit, you are still young! Ben Ji is a handsome young man. Of course, Dongfang Ri only thought about it in his heart, and did not show it on his face.
Akita dog head said solemnly: "Oriental boy, you also know that Brother Ha and I are unpredictable, not ordinary dogs, our master is Pear Ji, the big rotten girl Pear Ji." The owner is enough for Dior, and the dogs she has are not far behind. Offer a lot of chicken legs, and we will fulfill your wishes. ”
Come back! Dongfang Sun cursed the Akita dog in his heart. Eat, eat, eat, you know to eat, you eat is refreshing, but the passage is on me, you must pass through my delicious flowers! Dongfang Ri can't sew the mouths of two annoying dogs.
With a look of respect on his face, Dongfang Ri said with a smile: "Naturally, naturally, I should offer chicken legs and honor the two masters." ”
The city lord said in his heart, it is better to hold you to death.
Dongfang Undefeated was also very patient, quietly watching his Ao Doudou feed the two dogs, "Slow down, slow down." You have a bit of time, this palace is waiting for you to eat and drink, and then bombard you to slag. ”
The dog head of the Akita dog said disdainfully: "Wang Cha, you pseudo-mother really dare to say it." Back then, you were brought to Pear Ji, like a little girl. What does Riko Ji ask you, and what do you answer. ”
The husky dog head also said: "Yes, yes." The East is undefeated, catch it quickly, don't waste everyone's time. We are all big people, how can we care about your little things. ”
Zijun finally finished vomiting, and his face turned dark. He whispered to Dongfang Undefeated: "Palace Master, let me slaughter those two dog heads." ”
Dongfang was undefeated and didn't agree, but he didn't say it couldn't.
Zijun knew it in his heart.
Rise.
Zijun stepped out in one step and swept in front of Dongfang Ri.
Brush.
A bright sharp knife appeared in Zijun's hand, holding the sharp knife, Zijun said in disgust: "Shut up on this seat." ”
The husky dog head said angrily: "You are so unreasonable. Don't you see that I'm talking to your master, what are you talking about, and you will die? ”
The dog's mouth opened angrily, poof, and a cloud of water vapor floated out, as big as a wheel, and smashed it towards Zijun.
"Hmph. ”
Zijun's sleeve robe rolled, and the purple qi rolled, sweeping towards the cloud of water vapor. Peng, splashing, all turbulent, swirling out.
Zijun immediately threw up the sharp knife, the handle facing upwards and the tip of the knife downward. Brush brush, sharp knife spinning sharply, knife flashing, sweeping in all directions, colliding with those currents.
Dongfang Riyu said: "Please ask Uncle Akita to make a move." ”
The husky kobold shouted: "Xiao'er, don't you see that your husky uncle has already made a move, don't you believe in my strength." Tell you, my dog can squirt anything out of his mouth. ”
Woof!
The husky dog's head screamed, and the halazi threw out, shiny, like a sharp cone, fluttering! A total of twenty-three halazi cones pierced Zijun.
"Leper dog, dare you deceive me. ”
Purple Monarch Qi Dao.
Rise.
Zijun jumped up, moved his palm in front of him, and slammed into the sharp knife. The sharp knife shook, rushed out, and slashed towards Dongfang Ri's belly, regardless of the hala sharp cone spewed out by the husky's head.
The Akita dog head is still calm. But Dongfang Ri is not calm. "Hold the grass, what's the situation? The lord of the dungeon exclaimed. He swung Yukyu to block the sharp knife that had sliced open.
With a snort, the sharp edge of the knife slashed through Yugui, leaving a white mark, which swirled and slashed towards Dongfangri's eyebrow bone.
The head of the Akita dog took action at this time, and it roared: "The mystery of the gods, shoot!"
Brush. A pillar of light slashed out steeply, striking the sharp knife steadily, slicing it back. "Purple-skinned man, you're not my opponent. Akita dog head laughed. (To be continued.) )