Chapter 276: I Have a Skill, Disgusting People

Su Qiqi said happily: "I don't know what to do, what about you, what are you running, it is natural for wild dogs to eat." ”

It's estimated that it won't be able to do anything tonight, it's okay, it's out, everyone is disgusting to each other, and the courtesies are still exchanged.

Sure enough, Su Qiqi came to the door of the customer's house, and there was a sea of people, black pressure, and crowds

The scene was extremely strange, everyone present was wearing black masks, only revealing a pair of eyes, holding shields, and those who didn't know thought that there was a group of Jiangyang thieves in the capital.

Everyone is here tonight prepared.

Su Qiqi shrank in the alley with a ghostly head, "Is the dung water ready?" ”

002 nostrils plugged paper, covered his mouth with a face towel, stood in the big dung pit not far from the stream with a sad face, held a big wooden stick to stir the dung water, and said without love: "It's okay right away." ”

Su Qiqi climbed up the wall and beckoned: "Hey official, look here." ”

This is unbelievable, old hatred and new hatred

The thief really came again, and the soldiers immediately turned red-eyed, and the disgusting scene of last night clearly appeared in their minds, specially, I was hungry for a day and a night, and I vomited whatever I ate, and the bile was about to vomit out

At that moment, someone was so angry that he raised his hand to shoot arrows, and a general glared angrily, "You are not allowed to shoot arrows, you will be caught alive." "If you don't cut the thief with a thousand knives, it's not enough to calm your anger.

While everyone hesitated, Su Qiqi had already run up on the roof.

"Chase!" The general snorted, his voice filled with endless resentment.

One hundred cavalrymen flicked their whips in pursuit, and the other few hundred dispersed in an orderly manner, and the men and horses fanned along several streets, forming a circle, intending to catch turtles in an urn.

Dozens of soldiers climbed up to the roof of the house with ladders, dragged large nets and followed, and the broken tiles fell one after another.

All of a sudden, the originally empty streets were bustling with activity, comparable to a night market.

Su Qiqi looked back and smiled, very cooperatively drilled into the trap, successfully arrived at the center of the enclosure, jumped off the roof, and got into the alley to drag the herringbone ladder with one hand, and pull a long bamboo with the other.

Su Qiqi stood at the intersection of Shizi Road, his clothes fluttering, his fairy aura was awe-inspiring, and the thief was smiling and groaning.

When everyone arrived, he held his breath and threw the balls into the crowd, and the balls jumped into the crowd and walked around in a circle.

The sour taste is simply sour

The stench came so suddenly that people rolled off their horses, abandoned their bows and arrows to cover their noses, and screamed on the spot

Hell, are you the devil?! Disgusting methods are endless, big guy! Who did you learn from?

The Shizi intersection was in a panic for a while.

Thought it was over, no, Su Qiqi pulled the bamboo and climbed the herringbone ladder.

The special bamboo is made of whole roots, and it is filled with dung.

Su Qiqi stood majestically at the top of the herringbone ladder, holding the bamboo to face the crowd, patting the bamboo tube with her palm, and the plug at the other end of the bamboo fell off, and the bamboo in her hand was like a broken shower, and the fragrant dung water rushed out.

Su Qiqi happily turned around holding the bamboo, shaking his hands while spinning in a circle, so that the fecal water could be sprinkled more evenly.

Considerate and fair, everyone works together to make trouble, and you can't favor one over the other

I don't know who shouted: "Archery, archery, quick, shoot her into a hornet's nest for Lao Tzu"

Hehe, it's late, no one listens to him at all, what are you kidding, you can't raise your head to aim at archery, even if you shoot arrows with the danger of dung water entering your mouth, the dung rain can't splash your eyes, you can't see clearly, the arrows are shot out of the eggs, and you can't take your own humiliation.

Who knows if the eyes will be blind if they get into the fecal water, oh this is a puzzle, no one dares to bet.

If it weren't for the wrong occasion, the soldier with the bow and arrow would probably say, come on, come on, bow and arrow for you, you come

At this time, the scene can be said to be very hot, all the soldiers have enjoyed the feast, the archery team and the horse riding team are particularly miserable, because there is no shield, the bow and arrow are abandoned in a hurry, turn over and dismount to grab the shield, hold the head, raise the shield, grab the shield, it is very lively.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was willing to look up at her, Su Qiqi unknowingly changed a new bamboo and continued to entertain everyone.

The soldiers are miserable, their hearts are like withering, and they have nothing to love

You are so endless, why are you so good, your ability to do things is simply dizzying, full of tricks, all kinds of strange, one after another, all disgusting and dead.

Can you see a little hard work, can you be reasonable and serious 800 fights.

Many soldiers suddenly felt that they were so tired of being a soldier, and they really wanted to go home and farm, and they didn't want to deal with this unlucky person anymore

Dan Dan was drenched with feces and wanted to escape back to the space several times, Su Qiqi stared at it with sympathy, Dandan's sad mood was out of control, and he was more diligent.

The smell, sour smell overflowed several streets, and Bai Ziran, who was watching the battle from a distance, lowered his eyes, jumped with brilliance under his eyes, and disappeared at the end of the street with a slight swing of his sleeves.

The iceberg seems to have cracked a long slit!

After changing five bamboos one after another, Su Qiqi called it a day, dragged up the ladder, and waved the bamboo flatly, and the soldiers quickly dodged, and automatically gave way in an instant, easily breaking through.

refreshed the worldview of the soldiers, Shi Shiran turned around and changed to another family, hiding his merits and fame.

Dan Dan jumped up and down behind her, one person and one Dan were so unhappy.

As expected, another customer was also heavily guarded outside the gate.

Su Qiqi painted a gourd to entertain everyone, and returned depressed, needless to say, he couldn't do it today.

Bai Ziran colluded with Qin Zhan, he was really invincible, and if he found some excuses, the nobles in the capital could only let him do anything at his own doorstep, making it stinky.

As soon as this was over, she muttered all the way: "How amazing people are, abuse of power, don't want a dog with a blue face." ”

Well, it's really amazing that there are so many people, after a few times, although it disgusts others, but his own performance is also a big zero!

The business can't be carried out at all, Su Qiqi is anxious, just forget it, sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman to play with you to the end, now the time is tight, the task is heavy, and he is pointing to the earthquake

Time is not waiting, if you continue like this, it is yourself who suffers, Su Qiqi is bad, and he has an idea, so he changes his strategy.

The idea must be that Su Qiqi returned to the Qin Mansion non-stop and rushed to Houhu.

Houhu Tinglan Water Pavilion is Bai Ziran's residence, Qin Zhan built a large courtyard by the lake for him, Bai Ziran gladly accepted, after all, what he was trying to do was in the Qin Mansion.

He helped Qin Zhan train as a soldier, bearing the name of a strategist, and there was no old man or younger, no wives and concubines beside him, and he was alone and widowed, so it was reasonable to borrow the Qin Mansion.

Tinglan Water Pavilion is located on the most side of the back lake, the main entrance faces the willow bank of the lake embankment, backed by the purple bamboo forest, the courtyard is quiet and elegant, the pavilions and water pavilions are scattered, the beautiful trees are verdant, the strange flowers are blooming, and the clear stream is murmuring.