Seeing Tian Tian use a fiery cigarette butt to burn my eyes, Ji Caiyun suddenly became nervous and immediately stood up.

I don't believe that she feels sorry for me, if she feels sorry for me, she won't do this to sow discord, perhaps, she is afraid that something will happen to me, the eldest master, she, as the old and young of the Eight Immortals, did not stop her at the scene, God will punish her.

Of course, Tian Tian really couldn't do anything to me, and the cigarette butt was far away from my eyes, so she took it back.

Tian Tian threw the cigarette butt to the ground and stomped on it fiercely.

"Uncle, do you mean, you don't like me now, so you threw me and climbed into Mai Xiaoying's bed, it was your willing choice, right?" Tian Tian asked me calmly.

I nodded, it's really none of Xiaoying's business, Tian Tian, in fact, I didn't throw you, in the past two years, you have always ignored me, I can't contact you, I thought you had found a man who could match you.

"Are you talking about a female charm?" Tian Tian asked with a smile.

I nodded, yes, it's a slur.

Tian Tian was originally laughing, but after listening to my answer, she smiled and smiled, and tears came out.

"Yes, the kind of lock-picking monsters you mentioned, I did meet a few under the guidance of my sister, but they can only enter my body, can they enter my heart? In my heart, only you live uncle! ”

Tian Tian patted his chest and said grief-stricken.

I didn't expect Ji Caiyun to be even more powerful than I imagined, she could actually know several people, and she was a genuine mountain god.

As soon as Tian Tian finished speaking, Ji Caiyun coughed twice.

"Ahem...... Tian Tian, please pay attention to your wording, although you have seen those few ghosts, but you haven't said anything, nothing else happened, don't let this kid misunderstand, and think that you have already been unlocked by the ghosts. ”

"Uncle, I'm still innocent." Tian Tian hurriedly followed.

"Tian Tian, I believe in you, you are not the kind of casual girl, however, feelings can be cultivated, since there are indeed other ghosts, then you can try to get along with them, there are several ghosts, there is always one suitable for you."

Hearing me say this, Tian Tian turned his head to Ji Caiyun and said, "Sister, come over and help me slap him." ”

"Sister, sister is happy to serve you!"

After Ji Caiyun finished speaking, she walked to the opposite of me, such a ruthless little girl, I saw her squatting on the crotch left and right and opening the bow, and the slap was thrown over, and the corners of my mouth on both sides of the mouth were bloody.

After Ji Caiyun finished fighting, he still whispered in my ear: "Master, I let you bully me in my previous life and this life, how about it, the taste of this slap is not comfortable, right?" ”

Actually, Ji Caiyun wants to slap me, and she can do it at any time, but why does she have to pull Tian Tian out?

I remembered that the other seven immortals of the Eight Immortals of the Earth must be honored by the Great Master!

Ji Caiyun killed me before, but she didn't succeed, if she wanted to kill me again, she would definitely be afraid that the matter would be revealed and Master Guan would know.

After all, after I escaped from the ice cave, I was in a very bad mood at first, and I couldn't tell others, so I secretly told me and her about me and her in front of Master Guan more than ten times.

Although Ji Caiyun has now changed from an earth immortal to a heavenly immortal, she knows that I have lived in the Guan Emperor Temple for so long, and I am already half a dog leg in front of Master Guan's seat.

And Master Guan already knows her existence, and also knows the grievances between me and her, if she kills me again, Master Guan will protect the calf, and after finding out, he will not spare her.

The genuine dragon girl in the sky is powerful, and she was cut down by Master Guan with a knife.

The dragon girl in Tsing Yi of Qinglong Mountain, because of a trivial matter, provoked Master Guan, and only then did she change from a genuine dragon girl who could travel clouds and rain to a mountain god on a small mountain.

The dragon girl Guan can cut it, Ji Caiyun is a little fairy, and Guan Master Guan will not spare her.

Ji Caiyun is still afraid of Master Guan's Qinglong Yanyue Knife.

Therefore, if Ji Caiyun wants to make me feel bad, she can only pull others to stand up for her, for example, this time, Tian Tian beat me, she can pick it all up, saying that Tian Tian asked her to beat it.

Speaking of which, Ji Caiyun is not considered to have harmed Tian Tian.

After all, Tian Tian is the No. 1 benevolent person in Guandi Temple and donates the most incense, as long as I don't die, it doesn't matter if she bullies me, Master Guan just raises the knife and gives her a face, at most patting her little face with the back of the knife.

It seems that Ji Caiyun is not bad to Tian Tian, after all, when Tian Tian was excited before, the wording was not rigorous, and she corrected it.

Tian Tian is the one she chose, the best person to come forward and take revenge on me.

Thinking of this, I sneered at Ji Caiyun and said, "Don't come to disturb my life in the future, you don't deserve it!" ”

"I don't deserve it, but my sister does! How do you explain her abandonment? ”

"Ji Caiyun, the eldest master's affairs, I want you to take care of it!" After I finished speaking, I spit out on her with a mouthful of saliva, and Ji Caiyun jumped and dodged the saliva.

When Ji Caiyun jumped up, in the long skirt that was mopping the floor, the two little feet flashed white.

"White Tiger!" I scolded.

When Ji Caiyun heard this, her little face was about to be ripe, and she shook her hand and gave me two more slaps.

After beating me, this girl said to Tian Tian: "Sister, you see how rampant he is, he has abandoned you from the beginning, and now he is still a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, you have something to say!" ”

Tian Tian opened his mouth and said a word, which made Ji Caiyun cry and laugh.

"Sister, I'll let you slap your uncle, why did you slap four times in a row, uncle, do you hurt, I'll blow it for you."

"Tian Tian, I don't hurt at all, I don't want you to blow it, can you let me go? I went back late, Xiaoying thought that I was outside, stealing from other women, and she would be angry. ”

Hearing me say this, Tian Tian looked disgusted and took away the chair that was pressed on my lap.

"A manly man, he is so afraid of his wife, he has no interest at all, hurry up."

As if I had been pardoned, I didn't even shoot a fart when I got up, I walked out of the box, crossed the road and entered the community, and soon came to the downstairs of the small apartment, but I didn't dare to go up for the time being.

Looking at the phone, I can see that my face is red from being beaten by Ji Caiyun, and the fragrance on Ji Caiyun's hand is still on my face, wipe my face with my hand, and I can smell the fragrance.

It's already timed out, and if I go upstairs like this again, Mai Xiaoying will definitely doubt me.

I don't dare to tell the truth to Mai Xiaoying, if I said that I was blocked in the box just now by Ji Caiyun and Tian Tian, a royal sister and a Luoli, just slapped and listened to the little story, Mai Xiaoying would definitely not believe it.

Alas, I could only knock out my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, blushing and saying that I had drunk too much wine, and this fragrance was obviously feminine, not the smell of wine, and it had to be dispersed before I could go upstairs.

That's what I really thought at the time.

It is conceivable that after rolling the sheets with Mai Xiaoying, in just over half a month, I have been brainwashed by her and cultivated by her, so afraid of his wife's strict wife!

Mai Xiaoying didn't call me tonight, urging me to go back, I feel that she is mostly applying a mask.

Every time Mai Xiaoying wears a mask, she listens to the story on her mobile phone, and she can fall asleep while listening.

I was squatting downstairs, and suddenly I felt a little urgent to urinate after drinking too much, so I hid in the green belt, and an old ginkgo tree began to release water from under it.

After letting go of the water, I had just lifted my pants and saw two figures.

The tall royal sister in a colorful dress is Ji Caiyun, and the little Lori with her double ponytail shaking is Tian Tian.

Coincidentally, there was a power outage in the neighborhood tonight, and it was dark everywhere.

After the two of them appeared, they were touched by people walking in the community in the dark, Ji Caiyun was motionless, slowly took off, and left the ground with two feet.

The people in the community thought that they had met two female ghosts, and they covered their mouths and didn't dare to say anything, and they were all scared away.

Ji Caiyun and Tian Tian are both masters, it stands to reason that I am hiding nearby, they should find out.

But as it happened, I was hiding under a thousand-year-old ginkgo tree.

Xu Laosan told me that ginkgo biloba is the yin spirit of trees, and it has a strong energy efficiency of overcoming ghosts and passing through yin.

This thousand-year-old ginkgo tree is very spiritual.

The urine I just soaked, whether it was sprinkled on a person or a ghost, must have thought I was insulting him.

But the spirit of ginkgo biloba, will not think so.

They like human urine, just like children like to drink drinks, so as soon as they drank my urine, they automatically covered me with aura.

In this way, Ji Caiyun and Tian Tian did not find me hiding nearby.

So the conversation between the two of them after they walked in, I heard it clearly.

"Since the uncle is ruthless to me, then don't blame me for putting him on the fire to roast his ass!" Tian Tian said.