"Fate is your uncle!" I slapped it on the head, Yaya's legs, I really can't bear it!

A dignified monk, the great health care has been grasped in the bureau, why is he not ashamed at all?

To be honest, if Sanjie hadn't recognized my identity at a glance last night, I would definitely suspect that this guy was a fake monk.

This Nima beat the cult with bloody nunchucks on his front feet, and he was arrested in the bureau for big health care on his back feet, a serious monk, who can do such a fucking thing?

"Since you know him, take him out, but you still have to pay the fine." Director Han said and took the key to open the door.

I didn't refute it, and the Sanjie monk in the detention room also got up indifferently, and then actually folded his hands and bowed to Director Han: "Amitabha, donor, before leaving, the poor monk still has to say a word, the situation at that time is not what you think, in fact, the poor monk is really exorcising evil spirits for the female benefactor." ”

I was going crazy on the spot, this line was obviously said by Liu Changge before!

Can you be so shameless if you do this?

It's obviously a great health care, so why do you have to talk about exorcism?

"Well, you're good enough to exorcise evil spirits, and you've driven all the clothes of people and girls to shreds." Director Han waved his hand at the Sanjie monk.

I was also speechless for a while, and the screams of exorcism could reverberate through the entire corridor?

Are you fooling me that I didn't read?

"Okay, Chen Feng, you go with me to pay the fine." Director Han estimated that he couldn't stand the Sanjie monk anymore, so he turned around and took me towards the place where the fine was paid.

With Director Han with him, it is easy to pay the fine, but fortunately, I have a little spare money to catch ghosts before, and I still have a few thousand yuan.

But as soon as the fine was paid, a police officer hurriedly ran over and said to Director Han: "Bureau Han, that flower monk is making trouble again." ”

"Three precepts?" I reacted immediately, and hurriedly followed Director Han and the police officer towards the police station hall.

There was a large crowd of people in the hall of the police station, and there was a lot of commotion.

I squeezed into the crowd behind Director Han and the police officer, and I saw Sanjie monk dragging a nun in a plain robe, smiling all over her face.

The nun looked like she was in her forties, and she was still stocky and stocky, like a ball.

"Master, you have become a poor monk, right?" The monk of the three rings suddenly said with a smile.

I was about to go crazy on the spot, and slapped it on the head, this monk is so poisonous!

Next year, I'll be about the same age as me, and I won't let go of a forty-year-old teacher, do you want to be so heavy?

"Dead bald donkey, let me go, this is at the police station!" The aunt-level master was so frightened that he probably didn't expect that he would be crippled like this, and there was a little fresh meat monk who didn't let go of himself so much!

"Master, you and I are both members of the Buddhist sect, why don't we just get together and have an in-depth exchange of Buddhist scriptures?" The Sanjie monk was full of smiles, grabbed Shitai's hand with both hands, and pinched out his finger prints, and he didn't mean to let go.

There was a commotion in the hall, and the onlookers and those who came to deal with the business all cursed.

"Damn, this is a fake monk, right? Comrade police officer, you must deal with this fake seriously! ”

"It's too heavy, it's estimated that the age difference is twenty years old, right? Can you do this? ”

"Beasts! Heaven doesn't allow it! The world is going down! ”

……

I listened to the scolding, like a sheep's madness, the corners of my mouth twitched vigorously, and the voice of the police officer who brought us over just now suddenly sounded in my ears: "Han Bureau, that division is too fake, he cheated the old man on the street and was caught by us, but I didn't expect to make such a fuss, what should I do now?" ”

As soon as I heard what he said, I was even more calm, these days, the real monk began to flirt with the fake teacher!

"Chen Feng, he's your friend, what do you say?" Director Han turned his head and asked me.

"He saved me last night, let him go." After speaking, I turned my head to look at the Sanjie monk with a look of a pig brother and a beast, and the dead bald donkey actually began to start preparing to hug the fake master, which caused the crowd of onlookers to exclaim.

I was so frightened that I hurriedly stretched out my hand and shouted, "Bald donkey, let go of that teacher!" ”

The hall was shaken quiet by my shout, and the monk of the three precepts who was about to get started also stopped, turned his head to look at me, and hurriedly raised his right hand and put it on his chest: "Amitabha, donor, poor monk and this teacher are too sympathetic, and they plan to have in-depth exchanges in the near future." ”

"Communicate with your uncle! Let it go! "I scolded angrily, this monk Zhen Nyima is highly poisonous!

Even if you play hooligan in the police station, why do you still look like a monk when you talk about men and women?

But the Sanjie monk didn't let go of the fake teacher, and looked at me with a serious face: "Donor, I really cherish my wife and my wife." ”

"Pity your sister!" I rushed up to rescue the fake master from the clutches of the Sanjie monk, the fake master was immediately taken aside by the police officer next to him, and the Sanjie monk stretched out his hand to catch the fake master again, but I stopped him: "Bald donkey, don't you want to go with me?" ”

At this time, Director Han also walked over, and said with a gloomy face: "If you don't leave again, do you want to enter the palace for the second time?" ”

The Sanjie monk looked condensed, nodded at Director Han with his hands folded, and then reluctantly glanced at the fake master: "Alas, the red dust is rolling, why doesn't the master be my companion?" ”

After speaking, the Sanjie monk turned around and walked towards the outside of the police station.

I slapped it on the head, a monk who is empty, you are a yo-yo in the red dust?

I turned around and said hello to Director Han, and then followed Monk Sanjie out of the police station, but just as I stepped out of the police station, I vaguely heard a police officer say to Director Han: "Korean drama, there is a dead body in Taolin Park in the north of the city." ”

When I walked out of the police station, I saw the Sanjie monk standing on the side of the road with his hands folded, with a worried look on his face, and his mouth was full of words.

But when I got closer, I heard the dead bald donkey say: "I lost a teacher, and there are thousands of teachers, not in a hurry, not in a hurry, not in a hurry, not in a panic, the red dust is rolling, there are countless teachers, Amitabha." ”

The 10,000 trough Nima in my mind ran wildly, and I endured the thought of finding a brick to slap this bald donkey to death, gritted my teeth and asked, "Sanjie, are you a real monk?" ”

The monk of the three precepts turned his head to look at me with a serious expression: "Amitabha! The donor, the poor monk is, of course, an authentic monk, and 999 gold is so true. ”

Get! This guy can't get out of his mouth.

I didn't bother to talk to him, and said to him: "Now that I bail you out, I still have to go back to the hospital to recuperate, so I won't accompany you." ”

After speaking, I turned around and left, but as soon as I took two steps, I was dragged by the monk of the three precepts: "Donor, the poor monk has not eaten water and rice overnight, can you let the poor monk fast?" ”

I glanced at him, after all, they saved several of our lives last night, and I didn't invite anyone to dinner, and I seemed to be so ungrateful.

"Let's go, there seems to be a vegetarian restaurant up ahead." I pointed in the direction.

But the Sanjie monk shook his head and said with a serious face: "Donor, let's go eat hot pot, I heard that the Yang fat intestine hot pot in Fucheng is very famous." ”

(End of chapter)

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