Chapter 38: Roadside Picnic

When Hu Qi and Wenwen hurt each other in the ditch, Zheng Nannan and his party arrived belatedly and finally arrived at the edge of the dense forest.

The pair of rampaging Lori didn't fight with the viper again, and drove away side by side for a while, and before leaving, in addition to the middle finger, he said something again, the wind was too strong, Zheng Nannan didn't hear it, Tang Garlic gave the answer according to the mouth shape: Let's see.

"You two are really good, you just got into trouble at the start of the game, this beam must be finished." Shaman sighed helplessly: "It's a road of nine deaths, so you can't live in peace, the more enemies we have, the more dangerous we are, aren't we?" ”

"There's nothing safe to talk about." Shu Onion is much calmer, probably because he is used to seeing bloody wind and rain in the Deep Blue Hospital, and under the influence of Hong Coriander, he sees life and death very lightly.

Tang Garlic chuckled out loud when she heard this, and said happily: "They have the same temper as Sister Hong, and they are both masters who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic." ”

Zheng Nannan was a little embarrassed by the third daughter's ridicule, and said depressedly: "Most of the time it's troublesome, I'm okay." ”

The three girls smiled without saying a word, and a few fluttering hehes meant that they had already seen through it.

Talking and laughing, there was no way ahead, and a large dense forest blocked the eyes, extending many paths that I didn't know whether they were right or not.

"Where is Lao Hu?" Zheng Nannan slowly stopped the car and looked around, but found no trace of the red bird.

The other riders overtook and headed for the correct and incorrect routes, and in the blink of an eye, the Viper was back at the bottom of the line.

In the midst of his confusion, several gunshots rang out in the woods.

The three women looked at each other, and there was a common question in their eyes: It can't be that Hu is causing trouble again.

Zheng Nannan frowned and thought about it, then started the car and went into the forest.

"The road in the forest is not easy to walk, so it is safer for us to go around from the outside." Tang Garlic looked at the receding woods outside the car window, and said worriedly: "Brother Hu may leave first, let's not go and join in the fun." ”

Zheng Nannan shook his head and said, "It's not to find Lao Hu, there is something else to do." ”

"Huh? What are you doing? Sharman wondered.

Zheng Nannan showed a sinister expression on his face, rubbed his hand back and forth on Tang Garlic's smooth thigh, and said with a smile: "Tang Garlic is right, the road in the forest is not easy to walk, there are a lot of cars just now, there should be some unlucky people trapped." ”

Tang Garlic blinked, immediately understood his plan, pulled his hand to the inside of his leg, closed his eyes comfortably, and said softly: "That's right, leaving alone in the forest is a good opportunity to start, and it won't be too eye-catching." ”

Shaman and Shu Onion realized it and nodded silently.

Zheng Nannan had a smile on his face, holding the steering wheel with one hand, and gently rubbing the tips of his fingers, and after a while, there was a slight splash in the car.

……

A few minutes later, the four people in the car were dumbfounded, and their faces became more embarrassed than the other.

Who would have thought that the viper, who was full of confidence and ready to hunt the lover, did not see a single car along the way, but walked into a dead end, and became the unlucky person he said in his mouth.

"A little bit of back." Zheng Nannan laughed at himself, turned the head of the car and planned to find another way to try.

Tang Garlic's face flushed, leaned on the seat and straightened up suddenly, lasted for a few seconds and then relaxed, let out a long breath, his eyes were like silk, he picked up Zheng Nannan's hand and brought it to his mouth, took his wet fingers and licked them clean.

In a trance, the afterglow caught a touch of red.

"Huh?" Tang Garlic hurriedly spoke, pointed to the southwest of the dense forest, and said, "The red bird is over there!" ”

Zheng Nannan braked suddenly, turned his head and looked, in the shade of the branches, wasn't it the red bird that stopped there.

Shaman sneered and smiled, "Okay, I think it's just you two unlucky people in this forest." ”

Shu Onion and Tang Garlic both laughed when they heard this, and when they saw the red bird stopped there, they thought that Hu Qi had also walked into a dead end like Zheng Nannan.

Zheng Nannan said that he was suffering, silently endured the ridicule of the three girls, and turned around and drove towards the red bird.

As dawn approached, the canopy of trees cast a tiny morning light, and the breeze rustled through the dense forest.

The viper slowly approached, and the faces of the people in the car became serious, and they saw the ravine in front of the red bird, and a commercial vehicle was planted headfirst down.

"You wait in the car, and if you have a situation, you honk the horn." Zheng Nannan pulled out the blade of the hacksaw, pushed the door and got out of the car with a few words, and his eyes swept over the body of the red bird, but there were no obvious injuries.

Zheng Nannan sniffed, vaguely smelling a smell of gunpowder, thinking of the gunfire he heard just now, it was likely that it really came from here.

"Huh?" Zheng Nannan's face became a little strange, frowned slightly, and pressed his steps towards the ravine overturner.

There's movement, it's the voice of a person, it's just ...... That voice is a little weird, and it shouldn't be here......

Zheng Nannan's expression was hesitant, and his footsteps gradually approached the gutter, and the voice became clearer...... The man's heavy wheezing sound, the woman's grunt seemed to be painful and suppressed...... After the butt of the business vehicle pouting high, the scene at the bottom of the ditch can be seen at a glance.

A man covered in blood, lying in a pool of blood, seemed to be out of breath.

On the other side, the humanoid bear was riding on a woman who was lying on the ground, her arms as if they had been broken, and she could only hear the sound in her throat as Hu Pu hit.

“……”

Zheng Nannan was completely speechless, didn't make a sound to disturb Hu Jiao, silently returned to the car, lit a cigarette, and couldn't cry or laugh.

The three women looked at each other, and their eyes were full of confusion and incomprehension.

"What, what's wrong? What about Brother Hu? Sharman asked suspiciously.

"Uh... How to say it. Zheng Nannan coughed a few times, looked embarrassed, and smacked his lips: "He's fine, let's wait." ”

Zheng Nannan's vague reply made the three girls' hearts tickle like cats, and they were very curious.

"Can we go down and have a look?" Shu Onion asked curiously.

"Go for it......"

A few minutes later, the three girls returned, their eyes almost rolled into their heads, their cheeks flushed, and their faces were speechless.

"Isn't it pretty?" Zheng Nannan asked with a smile.

Shaman and Shu Onion glanced at him in unison, Tang Garlic's face was crimson, and she was embarrassed to stare at him, after all, she also deserted halfway just now, and she was comfortable sneakingly.

"I'm really convinced of you, don't you want your life?" Shaman was already desperate for these two troublesome guys, and choked: "We're participating in the competition, if we continue like this, we will take the first and second places from the bottom!" ”

"Not for me." Zheng Nannan shook his head, shook his spirits, and estimated that he really didn't dare to delay any longer, so he vigorously pressed the horn.

……

Hu Pu, who tested the durability of the little brother at the bottom of the ditch, shook his head, left the woman and stood up, and saw the viper's buttocks.

Hu forced his eyes to roll, and finally remembered that he still had something to do, so he hurriedly put on his pants and threw the woman on first.

The woman was tossed weakly, her two arms were soft and drooping, but she still didn't admit it, and scolded angrily: "Come on, you have the ability to kill me." ”

"Don't worry, there's time to train you." Hu Yu spat at the mouth, threw up the bag that the man had packed at that moment, crawled out of the ditch with a grunt, carried the supplies in one hand, and picked up the woman on his shoulder with the other, like a triumphant general, swaggering towards the red bird.

Hu forced the woman into the car and knocked on the viper's window, revealing a bright smile.

Zheng Nannan and the others saw Hu Qiao's scars, and they couldn't close their mouths in surprise.

"Damn, what are you doing here?" Zheng Nannan squinted his eyes, pointed to the blood hole in his shoulder blade, and praised: "Iron-blooded tough guy, if you are shot, you will not be delayed." ”

Hu forced himself to laugh, deliberately stiffened his waist vigorously, and grinned: "Then it must be, the grace of dripping water will be reciprocated, I will take a shot from her, and she will slowly be repaid." ”

"Perverted." The three girls were silent, and their opinions were surprisingly unified.

Hu forced him to scratch his crotch, divided the supplies to the viper, and smacked his lips: "It's wrong, it's wrong, Hu Ye almost overturned in the gutter today, but fortunately, he had a big life." ”

"Isn't that the same group of riders we saw before we set off?" Tang Garlic has sharp eyes and a good memory, and he remembered when he saw the woman's dress and the business car.

Hu Qi nodded and said, "It's those two people, this woman is scheming and scary, and Hu Ye was deceived by her." ”

Shaman pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "Pull it down, as long as there is a mouth in the middle of the leg, it will lie to you for a minute." ”

"Let's stop making trouble." Zheng Nannan waved his hand, signaled a few people not to patronize and joke, and asked, "We are already behind, we have to hurry up and catch up with the big army." Also, how did you bring this woman back? ”

"I'm not done with her yet." With a wave of his hand, Hu Qi described the shortcut he knew to Tang Garlic, and simply bandaged the wound with the help of Shu Onion, and then returned to Red Bird, ready to set off again.

The woman sat paralyzed in the co-pilot, her arms drooping, her eyes looked through her messy hair, and she stared at Hu Qiang with hatred, and said, "You'd better kill the old lady, otherwise the old lady will definitely repay twice as long as she has the opportunity." ”

Hu forced to laugh uncontrollably, didn't take the woman's threat seriously at all, deliberately reached out and touched the woman's chest and pinched it fiercely, and only when he heard the woman's unbearable and suppressed screams of pain did he let go of his hand with satisfaction, and sneered: "Hu Ye loves to tame fierce horses." A word of advice to you, don't make yourself unhappy. Obediently give Lao Tzu a meat urinal, Lao Tzu also makes you live a little more comfortable, if you make trouble with the master again, the master will cut off your hands and feet, pull out your teeth, and use it as comfortably. The road is good for you, you choose. ”

……

At the same time, on the main road of the national highway.

The starting team that seized the opportunity has already occupied an absolute advantage, and if Zheng Nannan and others are also here, they will be surprised to find that the one who is running at the forefront at this moment is actually the retro flower shirt man who was nicknamed a poor ghost by them before.

At that time, Tang Garlic also teased his broken car, who knows that people can't look good, and cars can't fight, just such a mediocre and even somewhat funny man, driving this broken car that was ridiculed by many people, leading all the way and ranking first.

……

The flower shirt hummed a little tune, opened the window very comfortably, looked at the chasing car from the rearview mirror, whistled lightly, reached out and grabbed a handful of iron water chestnuts from the passenger seat and threw it out of the window.

The Silver-Grey Wind Child who followed behind noticed the small movement of the car in front of him and hurriedly turned the steering wheel to avoid the roadblock, while the other cars following behind were not so lucky.

Two side-by-side modified hornets were hit one after another, the tires rolled into the iron diamond thorns, making a 'poof' air leak sound, the tires were suddenly thrown out by the high-speed rotating wheels, the wheels and the asphalt friction hit the dazzling sparks, the body suddenly lost control, twisted a few S-shapes on the road, kicked and rolled down from the roadbed.

The flower shirt grinned, and the mustache curled up proudly.

The convoy roared past, and the two cars that had rolled off the roadbed also dispersed the smoke and dust, and no longer moved.

A car was badly damaged, the front of the car was completely deformed, and the driver inside should not have been in the habit of wearing seat belts, and when the body rolled, he was thrown out of the window and rolled to the bottom of the roadbed, and was slapped into a puddle of meat sauce by the car that smashed after him.

The other Hornet was lucky, blew one of its tires and slid out under the driver's best control, but there were no casualties.

The co-driver climbed out first, then dragged the driver out of the window, both dressed as punks, with various chains on their bodies and their bodies covered in tattoos of various fierce beasts.

The driver's head hit the front windshield, and a cut was made in his forehead, and blood was pouring down.

"Fuck." The co-pilot man scolded, looking at the convoy that was constantly speeding by, his face was ugly.

The driver hadn't woken up from the dizziness of the collision and rolling, and sat on the ground blankly, with a look on his face: who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do.

The co-pilot got up to check the damage to the car, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a man and a woman walking not far from the field.

"Hey, someone's coming." The co-pilot kicked the driver, who was still stunned, and reached out to pull out the tactical knife from his lower waist and retracted it into his sleeve.

The driver stood up with his head covered, his eyes covered with blood dripping from his forehead, and he looked out red.

A man and a woman walked slowly but forcefully, and soon came to the edge of the bumblebee.

The man had a terrifying scar on his face, glanced at the bumblebee, and said to the co-pilot, "Can you still drive?" ”

The co-pilot was stunned by his question, withdrew his eyes from the woman, and muttered, "There was a flat tire." ”

"No spare tire?" The man asked again.

The co-pilot nodded hesitantly.

The man's gaze shifted to another overturned car and said, "There's there, change that car." ”

The co-pilot subconsciously said 'OK', and immediately felt a little strange...... Why should I listen to you? Who are you?

"If you don't change it, you'll be left behind." The woman seemed to hear the co-pilot's heart, and said coldly: "Still won't change the tire?" ”

"Yes, yes." The co-pilot didn't know what was wrong with him, the ghost sent him, so he was ordered by a man and a woman to summon a wave.

I changed the tires again, started the car and tried it, except for the front windshield cracked and cobwebs, everything was normal.

The co-pilot tried the car, pushed the door and got out of the car to help his companion who was still in a state of confusion, looked at a man and a woman, and found that the two of them were still there like a telephone pole, and wondered: "What?" Is there something wrong?"

The man nodded and said, "Well, wait for you to get out of the car." ”

"Huh? What the? The co-pilot was stunned.

The man ignored him and pulled the car door straight into the cab.

"Huh? Give me down! The co-pilot came to his senses at this time, pulled out his tactical knife and pointed at the man and scolded: "Damn, grab Lao Tzu's head - ahhhhh ”

The co-pilot's voice was abruptly out of tune.

The woman walked up behind him at some point, put her hands on her shoulders, opened her mouth, showed two sharp fangs, and bit down hard at the co-pilot's carotid artery.

The driver sat down beside the wheels, stunned as his companion's face gradually lost its color and eventually turned pale.

The woman let go of her hand, and the co-pilot fell to the ground, without moving.

The driver saw the woman wipe the blood from her mouth with her fingers, put it in her mouth and suck it clean, then smiled at him and walked over.