Chapter 161: Mourning
I quickly told the four uncles that I didn't need to, and said that we would rest and leave.
"What are you going to do? How can there be no food at the doorstep? You two can rest steadily! Take care of the child, I'll go back as soon as I go. The fourth uncle pressed me back and hurried out the door.
I was in a hurry, but Lin Miao smiled and said very urgently, "Isn't it just to eat the food on grandma's door?" We are not afraid of Ang. ”
I saw that she was not in a hurry or panic, and she was in the mood to tease me, and she suddenly calmed down a little, indeed, what is there to be afraid of, I said that I was gentle, anyway, they didn't recognize me, and it was difficult to explain it when I was in a hurry.
But I just sat down and felt that this meal could be eaten, so I listened to the sound of beating bangzi in the courtyard, and then I listened to a shrill voice counting treasures, and read and said, "Huozigou, Jiang Menyou, white-headed people come to their children and grandchildren, the old man is not convinced, he beat the Taoist master, smashed the hexagram, laughed and laughed, happy haha, the Taoist came to see again, you entered the coffin and hit the ......"
Hearing this, I didn't say anything good, so I pushed the door open and looked.
I found that a young Taoist priest in his thirties came into this courtyard, this person was wearing a light cyan shabby Taoist robe, tied with a black belt around his waist, and a small stick in his hand, pointing to the coffin in the mourning hall.
This old iron ...... I'm afraid I'm not here to smoke, right?
Sure enough, this little old man who came out of nowhere, scolded and mourned when he entered the courtyard, and the people in this courtyard could still let him point to the coffin and count it?
Suddenly, a group of old and young masters rushed out of the mourning hall, followed by a few women with iron faces.
I guess it's my aunts, uncles, and cousins.
"Little Wang Balamb, what do you say? You're looking for a beating again, aren't you? The oldest member of the crowd stood up and cursed.
I heard the two middle-aged people next to me call this old man the eldest brother-in-law, it can be seen that this person is my eldest uncle, the short man is my second uncle, and the bald man is the third uncle.
"If you have the ability, you will beat it, if you dare to do it today, there will be a time for you to beg the master tomorrow." This little Taoist priest pinched his waist and looked like a hooligan ruffian.
Standing there, he pointed at the people in front of him with the small wooden stick in his hand, and said very arrogantly, "One or two, I can remember them all, I will see what you ask ......for when the time comes."
Before the little Taoist priest's words were finished, my bald third uncle went up and slammed into the eyes of the little Taoist priest, "I beg you to milk a leg!" ”
The little Taoist priest was thin, how could this thin waist and thin legs hold back this big fist, and with a 'oops', he slammed his ass on the threshold of the courtyard.
My bald third uncle can pretend, and he is at the right age, and he seems to be very short-tempered, and he scolded the street when he went up and made up for it, and suddenly, the little Taoist priest just sat on the threshold and let him kick out.
Rolling down from the threshold, the little Taoist covered his eyes, got up, pointed at the bald head, and scolded, "Even if you are ruthless, don't come to ask the master if you have the ability to take your life!" ”
After speaking, seeing that the bald head was still running forward, the little Taoist priest immediately covered his eyes and ran away.
"Damn, don't run away if you have the ability!" The bald head still wants to chase it out.
But he was dragged by his uncle.
Immediately, the bald head became honest, and he turned around and said angrily, "Damn, this little deflated three, did you put a spell on our father?" It's bad to look at this kid. ”
"You can change your temper and beat people up, and you are going to go to the police station." The eldest uncle shook his head worriedly.
But looking at his appearance, it seems that he also hates itchy.
At this time, the fourth uncle, who had gone out to arrange a meal for me, came back from outside, saw that there was a group of people gathered at the door, and asked the bald head, "Third brother-in-law, that kid let you beat you again?" ”
The bald head glanced at the fourth uncle, and said stupidly, "He asked for it, come again, Lao Tzu will break one of his legs, who the hell will make him owe!" ”
After speaking, the bald head asked the fourth uncle what he was doing, and the fourth uncle told him about the Wen family's condolences.
When he said this, the eldest uncle and little aunt all looked at me, and then there was a burst of hush and warmth.
From these people, I learned that my brother-in-law seemed to have been taken care of by Wen Yiru in the past few years when he was a soldier, so the old Jiang family was so enthusiastic about 'Wen Bai'.
However, I said a lot, and those aunts also muttered that I was not quite the same as Jiang Shan's description, and I was quite approachable when I looked at it.
Hearing this, I, an impostor, didn't dare to be foolish, and with the identity of Wen Bai, I gossiped with these aunts and uncles who called them brothers and sisters for a while, and then I asked what happened just now.
That little Taoist priest came to the door to scold the funeral, and he was not wronged to be beaten for doing this, but listening to what the bald third uncle meant just now, this person is not the first time to come.
I've seen someone looking for a beating, but I've never seen someone who is addicted to looking for a beating.
However, after this question, I realized that it was not for nothing that person came to the door.
I heard the fourth uncle say that half a month ago, this little Taoist priest passed by Huozigou and entered the village to come and beg for food, but I don't know if it was a coincidence, but he ran into my grandmother's house.
If you want to talk about superstition, my grandfather is more superstitious than anyone else, he has experienced my grandfather's living corpse to see a doctor, and the family worships Huang Xian, saying that he is not superstitious, and no one believes it.
But because of the bad things of my parents and little uncle, my grandfather is obviously superstitious, and he doesn't want to believe this, especially this kind of gentleman who comes to the door by himself, which always reminds him of the 'Zhou family who lacks morality'.
Yes, that's what my aunts and uncles called the Zhou family, so it can be seen that they really don't want to see this surnamed Zhou.
The first time I came to the door, in order to beg for food, this little Taoist priest took a hexagram plate into the courtyard and first calculated a hexagram for my grandfather, saying that this old man sent a white-haired man to a black-haired person, and he was a son and grandson, and the reason why this happened was because he took the white-headed ghost into the house when he was young.
The white-headed ghost that the little Taoist priest said may be referring to my grandfather.
My grandfather was angry that this person didn't open any pot and lifted which pot, so he smashed the little Taoist priest's hexagram plate with a broom and drove the person out.
When the little Taoist priest left, he said that my grandfather had not lived for a few days, and he did not do good deeds, and he refused to give alms for a meal of food and clothing, and he would not die well sooner or later.
When this happened at that time, there were only my grandfather and grandma in this family, and these uncles and aunts also had their own homes after all, but they were not far from getting married, and they would go back to their parents' house to see the old couple in three days.
But since this incident, my grandfather has fallen ill, and he can't afford to be sick, and he swallowed his breath after less than half a month.
Naturally, the little Taoist priest came to curse and cursed by my aunts and uncles for a long time, but this person is not local, and he has never come back after leaving, so he didn't find a way to vent his anger to the old man.
But on the day of my grandfather's death, this little Taoist priest came again, and in the middle of the night, he was holding the wall and reciting the words just now.
At that time, my grandfather had just taken his last breath, and the coffin of the shroud had not yet been prepared, and the family was sad, seeing that this little Taoist priest was showing his head, and my bald third uncle went out to beat this kid with black eyes.
If it weren't for the eldest uncle and the fourth uncle to stop him, this little Taoist priest would have been beaten to death that day.
After this incident, the whole family felt uncomfortable, but it was considered to be a bad breath for the old man, so he was busy with the funeral and didn't think much about it.
The third and fourth uncles went out overnight to buy shrouds and shrouds, but when I came back, my aunts finished changing the shrouds for the old man, and the old man suddenly opened his eyes and came back to life.
When I heard my fourth uncle talk about this, I was also a little strange, so I asked him, "Alive?" Can pant and talk? ”
My uncles all nodded their heads, and my aunt wiped two handfuls of tears, and said that after my grandfather woke up, he said that he was hungry and that he wanted to eat.
At that time, the family thought that this was a return to the light, but they didn't hear that this person could survive after two hours of death.
But no one in the family understood this, and when the old man said he was hungry, he picked up my grandfather's favorite food and made a table of meals.
After he was full of wine and food, he sat down on this kang head, looked at the shroud on his body, and scolded the street, pointing at my aunts and uncles, even my grandmother.
said that they were cursing him to death, without conscience, and said that even if he was really dead, he would pull them on the back of the cushion!
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