Chapter 63: Sure enough, you should still assign more homework.
Chapter 63: Sure enough, you should still assign more homework. (Page 1/1)
That night, Tang Taizong waited in the center of the study in horror for the Dragon King of Jinghe to come to the door again to ask for his life, from time to time to look at the Tang Seng leaning at the door, looking at the stars in the sky, and from time to time to give himself a sip of wine in the imperial city.
"Although this kind of wine is not as delicious as Master's wine, it can be regarded as mellow."
When Tang Seng was thinking so, suddenly, the wind was blowing, and a figure suddenly appeared not far from the study. The figure seemed to have its head down, as if it was holding something in its arms, and was slowly walking towards this side.
Tang Seng squinted his eyes and said to the figure: "Hey, I want you to come out to serve people at night, it's too inhumane, do you want to have a drink?" ”
“......”
Tang Taizong was also attracted by Tang Seng's words, stood up from his position, walked to Tang Seng's side, and when he saw the figure standing not far away, his face instantly turned extremely pale!
This figure has been pestering him for more than half a year, and he can naturally accurately identify who this is!
It was the Dragon King of Jinghe who was cut off the dragon's head!
"He, he, he, he......"
Tang Seng waved his hand indifferently and said: "If you want me to say, you are too inhumane, this big night does not let the eunuchs rest, and the eunuchs are also human beings, and they also need care, otherwise they will become psychopaths one by one, and after you are a hundred years old, I am afraid that you will have to control the government and cholera your Tang Dynasty." ”
"You, you, you, you......"
Tang Taizong pointed at Tang Seng and was speechless, but he was roaring in his heart!
"Is this a eunuch? Don't you see the wind blowing at this time, and you can see that this is unusual! Saying, the eunuch is resting, who will serve me! Who dares to cholera the government after a hundred years, I beheaded him! No, is this the time to talk about eunuchs? Yes!!! ”
Waving his hand again, Tang Seng took a sip of wine and said to the "eunuch": "Hey, brother eunuch, don't you really want a drink?" Don't worry, with me, Your Majesty will not punish you! I still have such a little face! ”
"I ......"
Ooh~
Tang Seng stood up suddenly, staggered to the side of the "eunuch", put his arm around the eunuch's shoulders with drunken eyes, and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, there is wine today and drunk today, you must enjoy life with wine, don't let the wine bottle be empty to the moon." ”
"I ...... Dead ......"
"I know, I know, you're a eunuch, but it has nothing to do with drinking, right? Come on, come on, have a drink, have a drink and you'll be relieved! Tang Seng said with a drunken smile as if he didn't notice it.
Tang Taizong was still a little frightened before, but after seeing Tang Seng so unbounded, he was even more anxious!
First, he was afraid of the Jinghe Dragon King's life, and he was afraid that Tang Seng would die at the hands of the Jinghe Dragon King! caused his mysterious master to be disgusted with the Tang Dynasty, and the most important thing was that after he became disgusted, his own soul was haunted, and no one could help him!
Just listening to Tang Seng's words, Tang Taizong was really a little irritable in his heart.
"Are you saying those lines of poetry? Don't let the wine bottle be empty to the moon, not to the moon! No, what kind of poem is this, how come I've never heard it? ”
"Hey, hey, people obviously want to say that I died so miserably, do you have any misunderstanding about death and yes?"
"I ...... Good ...... to die."
Tang Seng drank a sip of wine, his hand was shining with an undetectable light, he put his arm around the shoulder of the Dragon King of Jinghe, and said with a smile: "I know, I know that you died a miserable death, eunuch, it is inevitable." ”
The Dragon King of Jinghe is also extremely helpless, originally, it is also a very good thing to come to Tang Taizong's side every day to ask for his life to play, and he doesn't have to bother to go to the clouds and rain, and it is also a pleasure to look at Tang Taizong's surprised appearance every day, there is no body and soul, and the same is true for cultivating ghosts.
But recently, I don't know why, the irritability in my heart has become more and more irritable, and I even have an urge to devour people every time I cultivate! Only by scaring and scaring Tang Taizong can this impulse be suppressed.
But recently, I don't know if it's the depth of cultivation or what, and it doesn't work to scare Tang Taizong. Even that impulse is getting worse and worse, especially when I see Tang Taizong! The urge to devour Tang Taizong alive has always filled his mind!
It's just, why did a person suddenly appear tonight that he couldn't see through? The point is that this person still thinks he is a eunuch? Forget about other insults, he is a dignified dragon king, and there are countless descendants, and the dragon root is also thick and scary, how can he be a eunuch???
And with Tang Seng's words, the Jinghe Dragon King became more and more angry, and his reason or something was thrown out of the clouds!
Roar!
With a roar, the Dragon King of Jinghe wanted to shake Tang Seng away and start killing!
Kill, kill, kill! Kill everyone in this imperial city to appease my wrath! Kill! Kill! Kill!
At this moment, the mind of the Dragon King of Jinghe was filled with majestic killing thoughts, and there was only one word, that side was to kill the gods and kill the Buddha......
Well? Why can't you break free? What is it?
The Dragon King of Jinghe is ready to kill, and the first person to bear the brunt is not someone else, nor Tang Taizong, but this neurotic person who mistook himself for the eunuch Tang Seng! This man must die!
However, the Dragon King of Jinghe found that no matter how he struggled, he couldn't break free of Tang Seng's hand, and his slender and slender hand stopped him like that, and he thought it was an old friend if he didn't know.
"Eh, I said you, if you don't drink, you won't drink, why are you yelling, I don't know what time it is? What should I do if I am noisy for my child to sleep? You know, children are the future of the country, the flower of the country, children should grow up happily, why do you have so much homework if you have nothing to do? I don't know if the child is already trembling under the homework, and you still come to yell? ”
The roar of the Jinghe Dragon King caused Tang Seng to be dissatisfied, and he seemed to remember some unpleasant experience, and the more he talked about it, the more he became more and more atmospheric, and a pair of drunken eyes began to be filled with a trace of blood......
The Dragon King of Jinghe also understands when he is stupid, this is a master! Even a master who is even more powerful than in front of him! Moreover, this master seems to be ...... Not so good at braining?
He thinks of himself as someone else? Not good! Will die! The wind is howling!
The Dragon King of Jinghe wanted to get out quickly, at this time, what devouring people, what killing thoughts all disappeared without a trace, he could feel that as Tang Seng became more and more angry as he spoke, there was a terrifying aura!
Sure enough, Tang Seng had a pair of red eyes, pulled the arm of the Jinghe Dragon King, and threw the Jinghe Dragon King to the ground with an over-the-shoulder wrestling, bending down to punch and kick like a street gangster, and at the same time there were words in his mouth every year......
"Tell you to do your homework, tell you to do your homework! Tell you not to give me a mobile phone to play, tell you not to let you eat chicken! ”
In the case that Tang Seng was getting bigger and more excited, the Jinghe Dragon King was more out of breath and less in breath, and he was about to be scattered, and a sigh resounded in Tang Seng's ears, "Alas...... It seems that there is still too little homework......"
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