Chapter 694: Wall Knock...
On a hot summer day, the fiery red sun hanging high in the sky seems to be about to bask the earth. Pen%Fun%Pavilion www.biquge.info You should lie at home and read comics on a hot day like this.
So Saitama, who is a hero, lay on the floor leisurely and read the latest issue of the manga. It's not that Saitama is lazy, generally speaking, the first thing heroes take into account is the weirdos who are in the city.
The city of Z, where Saitama and Jelf live, is notoriously no-man's-land of all cities. There is no third family in the city of Nuoda, except for Jerf and Saitama. I don't know where it came from or if it was rumored that Z City is the base camp of weirdos.
At first, everyone didn't pay attention to it, but after a few strange incidents, everyone believed it, and finally all the residents moved out of Z City. So much so that now I have to go to the supermarket in the next city to buy groceries.
According to Mr. Saitama, who did not want to be named, those strange incidents had absolutely nothing to do with him. Please do not believe the rumors of the outside world.
"It's been a really leisurely day. It's a rare day like this, and so many things have happened lately, but I'm too busy. A bald man said shamelessly, turning to the next page of the comic.
Saitama, who was lying on the floor, seemed to have discovered something, and his expression changed.
Did I read too many comics and have an illusion? Why do I seem to see a Genos-kun standing in front of me, and he is carrying a very large bag on his back, bigger than the others.
Boom! The huge backpack was placed on the ground, and the entire floor was shaken.
"Can I stay here?" Genos looked at Saitama with a serious expression.
Well, this guy only has a serious face...
Saitama: "Absolutely not..."
A banknote with the head of "Yukichi Fukuzawa" slammed on the table. Judging from the thickness of the tamping, there must be at least a thousand or more.
"I'll pay for the accommodation!"
"You've got a toothbrush, I'll buy it for you."
Thus, Saitama and Genos's cohabitation life officially began.
Knock knock, knock knock, the door of the Gerf house, who lives next door to Saitama, is also knocked.
Open the door, and Blowing Snow stands slim outside the door.
"It's you woman again, tell me what's going on this time?" When Jelf saw Blowing Snow, he felt his eyelids jump, even though the other party was a beautiful woman.
But this character is really a headache, and with this mission, Jelf is really in no mood to deal with her. What Jelf couldn't figure out the most was that the other party was pestering him like a demon.
"Just let me stand outside the door? Don't invite me in? ”
"Well..."
Jelf said as he sideways out of the way, and out of nowhere, a bunch of men in black swarmed in.
"Throw this table away I don't like brown and replace it with my favorite green. This TV was too small, replaced with an LCD widescreen. And that ceiling..."Blowing Snow commanded the man in black to do this and that, with the tone of a master's family.
Because he had been thinking about Saitama just now, Jelf couldn't find these people. More precisely, their breath was too faint, and Gerf instinctively ignored it.
B-rank heroes and ordinary people are the difference between soldier ants and worker ants for Jelf, both of which are essentially ants...
"So... What the hell are you here for? Jelf rubbed his temples and felt his brain pound.
"Do you need to ask? Of course I live here! Fuyuki replied as a matter of course, as if to say something that was nothing more common.
Thus, the cohabitation life of Jelf and Blowing Snow officially began... It's weird.
It's all petrified! Yugadim. Leviosa (Levitation Charm)!
A bunch of men in black were mercilessly thrown out of the room, including blowing snow.
"You're going to be so rude that you won't find a girlfriend!"
Sorry, but I have more girlfriends than you think.
Blowing Snow was extremely unwilling to shout outside the door, only to find that the door was still closed...
Angry, Blowing Snow kicked the door hard... Don't look at it as just an ordinary door but it was reinforced by Jelf with magic, so...
"Pain, pain, pain..."Fukiyuki squatted in the doorway with his feet in his hands.
"Big sister, what should we do if my brother-in-law doesn't open the door?" The two protectors of the snow, the mountain ape, asked.
"Bastard, asshole, asshole! This is abandoned from the beginning to the end, and if you get tired of playing, you will get rid of it... The son of a bitch! The snow-blowing man stomped his foot, only to hit the kicking foot again.
"It hurts..."
With a creak, the door to Jelf's house next door opened. A bald head with a confused face was revealed.
"I just heard someone say, it's chaotic... What the? ”
The door to Jelf's house opened at this time, and a gloomy Jelff walked out of it. Grabbing the hand of the blowing snow, he dragged him into the room without saying a word.
touched, and the door was slammed shut.
"Are they arguing?" Saitama, who was confused and couldn't figure out the situation, asked a few of the younger brothers of the Fukiyuki group.
"Well, probably."
"Eyelashes, are we still waiting for the eldest sister here?" The orangutan-faced mountain ape asked. A group of men in black stood outside the door and looked at each other, neither walking, nor leaving.
"Hmm... Let's wait, it's not good if the eldest sister can't find us when she comes out. Eyelashes said uncertainly.
"Stupid!" There was a coquettish cheer from the crowd in the blowing snow group.
I saw a single ponytail Lori with a very delicate face standing up with her hands on her hips.
"The eldest sister is now living in a two-person world with her eldest brother-in-law, what kind of trouble are we making here. Let's go back quickly, if it ruins the good thing of the eldest sister..."
As he spoke, he held his little face with both hands, and his face was intoxicated.
"In the world of two, the eldest sister and the eldest brother-in-law are so romantic."
"I'm a girl, so I naturally know what the eldest sister is thinking, listen to me."
"Makes sense!" After hearing this, everyone in the blowing snow group nodded and agreed. So a group of men in black left the apartment building in a big way.
Only Saitama who stretched his neck outside the door was left confused.
"What the hell is going on?"
"Master, the hygiene has been cleaned and the hot pot is ready. Come and eat. Genos's voice came from inside the door.
Genos is wearing an apron, a spatula in his hand, and a pink hat on his head, completely resembling a married woman and a housewife.
"Oh, got it. Thank you, Genos. ”
The door of Saitama's house was also closed.
Jelf pulls the blowing snow into the room and against the base of the wall. One hand propped up on the wall, his head in front of Fuxue's eyes, and his eyes looked directly at her.
"What the hell do you want to do?"
Blowing Snow lowered her head and didn't dare to look directly at Jelf, just kept playing with her fingers.
"It's... Is this a wall knock? ”
Only then did Jelf notice that the posture of the two at this time was indeed easy to misunderstand.