It was late at night, and the campus was quiet, except for a few cicadas singing lowly. I installed an ostrich in the dormitory for a day, and went to the duty room of the security office to pick up Li Fatzi's class.

Actually, I should be in the middle of the night today, but I was really embarrassed to meet people, so I changed with Li Fatzi.

When I arrived at the duty room, as soon as I entered the room, I saw Li Fatzi wearing headphones, twisting his huge buttocks, and then singing with a spring face:

"Come on...... Be happy...... Anyway, there's a lot of time......"

I laughed for a while, can this dead fat man still be a little angry? A person in the big night is spring, and he is not afraid of attracting a deadly female ghost!

If you want to say that Li Fatzi really likes music, don't look at how well he sings, but his energy to immerse himself in music is by no means lost to some well-known contemporary musicians.

He was so enchanted and singing so loudly that he didn't notice me entering the house until I kicked him in the big ass that he realized there was anyone else in the duty room.

Fat Li looked at me and was stunned for a few seconds, his huge face trembled, and he asked in surprise:

"Damn, who did you insult little gray gray, how do you make people scratch like this bear?"

As soon as I mentioned my old face, when I remembered the incident last night, I was still laughing at Dong Fat's anger just now, and I suddenly had the urge to burst into tears.

I sighed sadly, and said indignantly:

"Alas, don't mention it, I almost made people rude."

"Huh? What's going on? "Fat Li was a little excited

"Last night, there was a crazy woman who fought with Miss Dong, and I went to help pull the rack, but the crazy woman scratched me, and my pants almost didn't pull me apart."

"Damn, who is that crazy woman, why is she so fierce?" Fat Li was even more excited

"Okay, don't mention it, it's all tears."

"Don't, you have to tell your buddy about such an exciting thing! Tell me, what's going on? ”

Seeing Fat Li's relentless questioning, I glanced at him with a sneer and asked:

"Miss Dong's matter, I dare to say, do you dare to listen?"

"Uh, that, you didn't ask me......"

When Fat Li said this, he suddenly said, "Huh? After a moment, he asked me with a wicked smile:

"Little Ash, when did you get so close to Miss Dong? What did you mean, you two were together again last night? ”

"What are you talking about, fat man, why are we together again?"

"Pretend, you just pretend to be you, dare to do it or not?"

"I'm pretending to be your uncle!"

"I saw it the night before, Miss Dong and you were sitting on the lawn, and she was still leaning on your shoulder very intimately!"

Speaking of the night before, for some reason, my heart suddenly sweetened, and my nose seemed to smell the faint smell of Jo Malone perfume on Miss Dong's body again.

To be exact, it should be the Zumaron White Jasmine & Mint fragrance. Because the smell is familiar to me, it smells like a sunny morning in the countryside, and it is refreshing.

I said vaguely to the fat man: Don't talk nonsense about nothing...... Then he changed the topic and said:

"Fat Li, are you so interested today, is there anything good?"

Hearing this, Fat Li opened his arms as a hug, and said with an excited face:

“Of course！ Nothing is better than that!”

"Damn, what a big thing, you have made Chinese English?"

Li Fatzi smiled, clicked on Momo on his phone, and after flipping through it a few times, he pointed to the information of a beautiful woman with a good face and a sexy figure, and said to me with an obscene face:

"Dude recently had a girl, a married young woman, hahaha, I'm excited to think about it!"

I frowned and said to Fat Lee:

", you're still married when people get married, aren't you a junior?"

Li Fatzi was not happy when he heard it, and immediately retorted:

"Little Gray, you don't use this word properly! What is a junior? It refers to the involvement of a third party! But the question is, did I get involved? Of course not, buddy is particular about people, only inserting people, not inserting! ”

Plug ...... only Person? Damn, this fat man! I burst out laughing, and then scolded Fat Li with a smile:

"Haha...... Phew! You're really shameless, and you can tell a lot of crooked reasoning when you break your shoes. ”

Fat Li glanced at me with his small eyes the size of beans, and said:

"Little Gray Gray, if you want to say that, then I have to fight with you! Say I broke my shoes? I ask you, do you know what it means to break a shoe? ”

"Needless to say, there is an improper relationship between men and women!" I replied casually, rolling my eyes back

"Wrong! Broken shoes, first the woman has to break the shoes, and then you get it, this is called breaking the shoes! So let me ask you again, what is a broken shoe? ”

I didn't answer, because this was a self-question, so I looked at Li Fatzi with disdain and watched his performance.

Sure enough, Fat Li was silent for a few seconds, snorted proudly, and continued:

"Broken shoes, referring to the prostitute! Because in the early years, in order to find out their identity, prostitutes would hang an embroidered shoe outside the gate as a disguise. As the days go by, the wind blows and the sun shines, and the embroidered shoes become broken shoes! Therefore, broken shoes became synonymous with prostitutes. But is this married young woman a prostitute? Or is there any evidence that she was a prostitute? ”

I was speechless for a while, and was about to organize a language argument, but Li Fatzi preemptively said:

"No, she is a woman of a good family! Therefore, we can only communicate and discuss at the technical level, and we can't be regarded as breaking shoes! ”

After Li Fatzi finished speaking, he didn't wait for me to reply, humming the song "Come on...... Be happy...... Anyway, there is a lot of time...... "I left without looking back, leaving me dumbfounded.

He turns, he wins, he floats, he leaves.

I can't help but sigh, this is really not terrible to break shoes, but I am afraid of breaking shoes cultured......