Chapter 69: Slaanesh Express
It's a strange thing, and it's very weird.
Also in the early morning, when the sun was just rising, Meng Nan encountered a robbery again, and he was still a little demon of the Slaanese forces.
Well, maybe it's not the right word to use robbery, but it might be more accurate to say that it's a gift.
Meng Nan couldn't remember what the thing in front of him was called, it seemed to be called a magic horse or something, but Meng Nan preferred to jokingly call it "a rainbow pony with a long tongue and a deep throat that can support the waist straight", of course, this is not a horse, but a demonic creature that looks like a velociraptor in general, but with a head that looks like a narrow pipe.
The creature has long and narrow eyes, small nostrils, a tongue several meters long and as powerful as a steel whip in a small mouth at the tip of the head, a hard, dark bone plate from the back of the head to the tip of the tail, and claws on its short forelimbs and thick hind legs. When accompanying a rider in battle, it will use its claws to cut open the belly of an enemy and pierce the enemy's head or chest with its tongue.
The skin of the "Rainbow Pony" is not rainbow-colored, but rather pink or purple, which usually represents slacker.
As one of the few pure archaic cavalrymen of the Chaos forces, the "Rainbow Ponies" are often given to the Demon Champion of Slaanesh or to the powerful mortals who have taken refuge in Slaanesh. If Meng Nan guessed correctly, the Slaanesh demon on horseback at this time was a very powerful guy.
The blade banshee sent last time has already been killed, what are you sending her men to do this time? Worry, it doesn't exist, you can't beat it and you can still drive backwards, and there are hundreds of green-skinned boys in the back.
The other party did not make an out-of-the-ordinary move, but calmly drove the pony slowly to the tractor, opposite Meng Nan, who leaned out half of his body on the roof of the car.
"Hey, it's time to receive the courier!"
Ahem, the other party didn't say this, that sentence was purely the automatic translation of Meng Nan's brain, and the other party's original words were: "You are the green skin that His Royal Highness the Prince said? ”
His eyes were full of curiosity, lust and disdain, and he must have wondered what the Great Highness had ordered, but he restrained some unspeakable thoughts, untied the ropes from the pony, and threw down two large pink pockets embroidered with the Slaanesh emblem.
"What's that?" Meng Nan asked, looking at the writhing girl's pink pocket.
"Toys, toys you'll love. ”
"You open them up and show me. Meng Nan's eyes narrowed, and he had a strange guess in his heart.
The other party raised the crab claw and pointed at it, and two purple psionic beams directly tore open the pocket, revealing two white flesh, to say that it was completely naked, it was not right, at least they were tied with intricate sturdy ropes, and a collar full of spikes was welded around their necks.
Meng Nan's eyes narrowed even tighter: "A human, a spirit race." Your Prince of Slaanesh really thinks of me. ”
Before he could finish speaking, the other party threw out a bag of things from the horse's back, and when it fell to the ground, it was just opened, and when he looked at it, there were candles, iron saws, scalpels, leather whips with barbs, long iron needles, various drugs of unknown use, etc., and the variety of utensils was staggering.
"Interested in trying out these toys? ”
The knight with six horns on his head licked his lips and tempted, he felt that it was too much waste to give such two new toys to the greenskin, if it hadn't been for the Prince of Pleasure who had ordered the thing to be delivered in its entirety and given it a difficult task, it would have unpacked it and played with it first.
Meng Nan didn't answer, those things are not fun, Quante is a torture tool, so what are you playing, torturing people?
It's disgusting!
Resisting the urge to pull the trigger of the cannon, Meng Nan decided to solve the opponent with a more effortless solution.
"The last time I insulted that Blade Banshee, saying that it was not as good as a human nun or a Spirit's Sharp Banshee, I didn't expect you to send a new gift so quickly, hehe, how grateful you are. Meng Nan opened his eyes and grinned, his smile sincere, even flattering.
This remark caused the other party's displeasure: "These toys were just caught by us, and they were originally intended to be enjoyed at the banquet, but now they are cheaper for you, will you play with them? Do you want me to teach you how to train a chaste chick into a ......" (50,000 words omitted here)
The more the other party spoke, the more energetic he became, and he actually stuck out his tongue and licked the crab claws.
Meng Nan was disgusting enough when he heard the other party's "Shooting Academic Papers", but at this time, it was even more disgusting to see the sticky, wet and greasy long tongue with more than a dozen rings.
Suppressing the nausea in his heart, Meng Nan said: "It sounds interesting, you wait, we can play together." ”
Leaning down into the car, he commanded the cyclops, "That ugly thing on the other side is disgusting......
Before he finished speaking, the one-eyed dragon answered: "Boss, that ugly is not Waaagh at all, we will run over Waaagh like last time!"
"Be quiet!" slapped the other party's head before Meng Nan explained. "That guy can release psionic energy, and he moves super fast, and it's very troublesome to fight, and Lao Tzu hates trouble, so wait for the signal, and we'll kill it! You can use the cannon to kill it later, remember, wait for my signal, don't Lao Tzu! And you ass, I'll the guy for me when the situation is not right!"
"Yes, yes, I understand that the boss has a cunning plan, Waaagh!"
At this time, the slacker powerhouse who had been transformed from a mortal was already impatient, and urged in a flattering voice: "Greenskin, you should come quickly~~"
"Why did you suddenly look like a demon, it's so disgusting!" Meng Nan muttered a couple of sentences and replied loudly. "Come, come, blow a ball, Lao Tzu is looking for our Ou Krypton's good things. ”
Meng Nan got out of the car with a stupora gun and a machete, and the other party also jumped off the horse at this time and began to choose the tools to be used later. When Meng Nan approached, it pointed to the thing in Meng Nan's hand and sneered, "This is your green-skinned goodie?"
"Hmph, believe it or not, Lao Tzu used it to poke you into subspace!"
"Vulgar, barbaric, and ...... lewd" changed the subject. "But the Lun family likes it. Hee-hee, where do you want to poke?"
Meng Nan was so disgusted that he lost a lot of green skin spores, and asked rhetorically, "Hey, what's your name?"
"The Lun family used to be called Jack. The fallen man winked. "But the Lun family is now called Rose. ”
"Are you a man?" Meng Nan was shocked, pointing to the turbulent waves on the other party's chest, not knowing how to express the thousands of troops and horses whistling in his heart at this time.
Rose was also surprised: "Yo, you green-skinned not only have a strange accent, but you also know men and women, so do you know about men and women, do you want me to teach you?"
"I've dealt with humans before, of course I know this, but we don't have men and women in Ou Krypton, and Ou Krypton is Ou Krypton!" In order not to arouse the suspicion of the other party, Meng Nan began to adjust his thinking towards the orcs. "Hey, I said, just cut the two of them, chop them, how good it is to cook soup at night!"
"Vulgar, savage, and cruel! You greenskins know how to eat and eat except to cut people. The Lun family will tell you that toys taste better after enjoying the painful pleasure. Oh, what are you doing with so much to say to this idiot, you just wait, I'll cut their meat off piece by piece and make it into barbecue, hmm~ I can't help it when I think about it~"