But Jiao Ming only felt uncomfortable, because the eyes of Lady Ziyu were very strange. When the other party walked away, Jiao Ming, who was thinking more and more about it, turned his head and asked Binglian, "Let's confirm a little, how did you explain my situation to your family." ”

"Of course, according to our communication plan. Split personality, and then all that mess is pushed onto the other two personalities. ”

"But what do I think of the way your mother looks at me...... It's weird. And on the way back, others are more or less a little bit. ”

"After all, the disease of split personality is very strange, and everyone has never heard of it, and it is inevitable that there will be misunderstandings when talking to each other. ”

"You didn't add oil or vinegar to anything, did you?"

"Of course not. Binglian immediately denied it and shook her head violently.

"No, I'm sure you're bluffing me this time. Jiao Ming grabbed the ice lotus that was moving slowly, as if she wanted to escape. Not only did she judge that there was a problem, but she also understood that Binglian deliberately exposed flaws and waited for herself to catch them.

"Haha, it's nothing. It's just a slight hint in the direction of 'terminal illness', otherwise where would our things have gone so smoothly. Don't be angry, this is all your good sister, Xiaoshi's idea is a common routine in TV dramas. ”

When Jiao Ming heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and he was neither happy nor happy. "The water magic warrior also has a terminal illness? ”

There are only two ways to die for the water magic warriors above Central, old age and battle, and terminal illness does not exist. The latter is obvious, needless to say, but the former is due to the fact that as we age, the human mind becomes dull, the soul becomes problematic, and communication with the magical medium becomes sluggish, stops growing, and eventually loses control. When the physical body loses its magical power, it will slowly decline back to its normal level, just like a weapon that has not been enchanted for a long time.

Some symptoms of organ failure will appear, just like a healthy normal old man, that is, death from old age.

The world is in constant turmoil, and the crocodile collar has been pressed and beaten by the Xuqin people for a hundred years, and it is very rare to die in the end. Judging from the limited records of the crocodile collar, the age at which the coma begins is not necessarily, but it is generally between the ages of 70 and 80. At the age of ninety, he will completely regress into ordinary people, and then die quickly due to problems with living conditions and medical conditions. An extreme example is that after the age of 70, if you do not use force, you can return to ordinary people at the age of 100.

"Of course not, it's an ordinary kind. You must know that the crocodile collar has no medical theory at all, and the thing of 'split personality' is not as easy to understand as 'three souls in the same body'. Then add a setting that doubles the cost of souls, and it is easy for them to think that you only have a third of your lifespan. ”

"Isn't a third of me?" Split personality is just a little bit of a rare mental illness, and of course Jiao Ming doesn't think that this thing affects lifespan. This question is just a reminder that the lie is about to be exposed. Based on the 100-year life expectancy, there are only five or six years left in the 'big limit' of 33 years old.

Binglian obviously had already anticipated this, and reminded: "As long as we show enough value, no one will question 'Why aren't you dead?' at that time." Okay, instead of dwelling on this, let's lay down a soundproof barrier and let's talk about something else. ”

Jiao Ming thought it was something under the bed, and the corners of his mouth turned up, but when he saw Binglian's serious face, he had to restrain a little cheap smile. "It's arranged, what's the matter?"

"Did you sense anything special or magical fluctuations when you first jumped onto the roof? ”

Jiao Ming was completely stunned, not only for this question, but also for Binglian's expression at the moment. "Sorry, not impressive. Also, you look terrible right now, and it's better to say something. ”

Sighing lightly, Bing Lian pondered for a moment, but still spoke: "That girl with Flashing Scales took the lead in lying, they are not holding a secret competition at all. But looking at everyone's appearance, it's not a big rebellion, or even a bad thing, but I'm still a little worried. Worry in all senses, can you see what I mean?"

In the end, Binglian threw herself into Jiao Ming's arms, and the latter vaguely understood. Among those 'worries', in addition to the safety aspect, there is probably also a worry about 'being overhead'.

But in fact, Jiao Ming only guessed the surface. It was obviously impossible for the little ones to plot against each other, and Ice Lotus's sanity was extremely sure of this. Since he will not betray, then his suspicion has become 'the heart of a villain and the belly of a gentleman', which makes Shang Binglian have a disgust for himself.

"It's okay, optimistically, maybe they just have some surprise gift for us. ”

"As long as they don't poke the basket, I'm satisfied. ”

The two who hugged each other stopped on this topic, and were silent for a moment, until they were found by Xia Feng, reminding Binglian that the six-ring women's group competition was about to start, and Jiao Ming still had a chance to play a 'repechage match'.

"And the repechage? Your schedule is really messy. ”

"As long as you have fun watching it, you don't care about the name. Binglian explained casually, and reminded: "The victory in the resurrection match has nothing to do with the lucky calf, can you still fight?"

Jiao Ming thought for a moment and asked, "When will this autumn harvest celebration be noisy?"

"In the past, everyone left after eating and drinking, but last year we started to eat and drink enough, and we didn't finish until the sky was bright. ”

Jiao Ming only felt speechless, it was really not easy to serve this group of hungry and crazy big stomach kings, and then pushed his waist and crotch as a hint. "Then we ......"

"I have to show up in the women's match and just withdraw when I'm done. Approximately...... Two or three o'clock in the second half of the night. ”

"It's not fun to wait stupidly, I'll fight too. Just practice. ”

In the next battle, Jiao Ming easily won two games, and after being forced to use qi magic, he barely went to the next city, and finally in order to retain his physical strength, he hung up the exemption card. The battle on the women's side was fierce. And because the overall number of rings for women lags behind that of men, and the average age of the women's group in the six rings is above 30 years old, Binglian suffers from the loss of lack of combat experience, and it is not easy to win every game.

Jiao Ming looked at the scene on the stage that looked like a woman's underground black fist, and wanted to rush up several times to stop this barbaric and bloody. But seeing everyone around him, including the Duchess of Crocodile, cheering and shouting, feeling this frenzied and blazing atmosphere, he had no choice but to give up.

After the first four rounds of the women's group of the six rings, counting the lucky ones with two byes, it is the quarterfinals. There was a considerable break period, interspersed with fights from other groups. Jiao Ming massaged the ice lotus while helping to heal the wound, hesitated for a moment, and decided to persuade it.

"Your opponent is not very different from mine. ”

"I specially arranged a strong hand. ”

Jiao Ming was dumbfounded, this was actually the use of authority to increase the difficulty. "Why?"

"I'm the Young Lord. The people must be conquered by force. ”

"Okay, this may be your tradition, but I feel distressed when I look at it, so it's better to ......"

Before the second half of the sentence was spoken, Bing Lian interrupted in time: "Don't worry, I still have a fire-type magic talent that I haven't taken out." And last year I was number one, and this year is the same. ”

There is a bit of a misrepresentation in this statement. Last year's event was not attractive due to the prizes, and everyone was willing to sell the young lord a face. But this time it was a lucky calf, which could bring a strong labor income to the family, and those middle-aged women could not take care of it much.

At about half past one in the second half of the night, it was the turn of the women's group of the six rings, Binglian kissed Jiao Ming deeply, and then jumped onto the stone platform amid the coaxing of the people around her. Jiao Ming touched his lips and felt that something was wrong, and then remembered the general upside-down scene in film and television dramas.

In the first battle, Binglian won easily.

In the second fight, Ice Lotus's opponent shook as if he was drunk, and then was beaten out of the stone platform by Ice Lotus. Everyone in the audience was naturally puzzled, and Bing Lian also confessed to using fire-based magic. There is no objection to this, this is not the first time that the dual gifted person has appeared, and there has never been a precedent for restricting their use. The reason is also very simple, if it can be used on the battlefield, there is no problem here.

The third match, the final. The opponent obviously learned from the previous game, injured himself when he was slightly delirious, stimulated his spirit with pain, and really broke the ice lotus's small means. And then there was a pretty hard, or rather exciting, battle. But it is useless to take precautions, just at the critical moment of a wrestle, a slight trance is enough to distinguish the winner from the loser.

After that, there was no award ceremony at all, just a simple record, and the little couple retreated. However, Jiao Ming had just seen some bloody pictures, and although he had healed with the help of the crocodile duke, his interest was always not high. But young men, after all, that's the case, a little stimulation and no problems.

The next day, which was considered a half-day holiday, everything in the crocodile collar began to resume operation in the afternoon, and in the next two days, all production and life returned to normal, and there was no longer a little holiday casualness.

In the meantime, the new version of the portal was finally experimented with and began to 'replace' all the old products for free. Although the crocodile collar has a relationship with Jiao Ming, it is not included in the first batch of restoration lists at all. There was no way, Jiao Ming could only take drugs to improve the magic of the qi system, and reluctantly sent Huang Xia Zimang and the others to the Red Mountain Kingdom to continue the work of various departments. As for the portal between Long Vine Town and Sardinia City, I can only wait with dry eyes and send additional buses to deal with it.

In addition, Jiao Ming also made a preliminary visit to the original fertilizer factory of Crocodile Collar and completed two first drafts by the way. One is about the establishment of the Workers' Party, and the other is about the construction of a new fertilizer plant.

With the covert support of Ice Lotus, there is no problem with new technologies, new equipment, and front-line magical workers, and even the framework of the management can be easily poached. In general, as long as the order is given, the new fertilizer plant can easily appear as if it is 'mitosis', and it is a big improvement over the original in many aspects.

However, the establishment of a new factory is only a means, and the real goal is to try out the joint venture and solve the many problems that may be encountered.

But as the preparations gradually became ready, Jiao Ming finally faced an almost insurmountable hurdle: accounting. I thought it was an easy thing, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that this pit was bottomless. It seems awesome to search your mind and only remember a double-entry bookkeeping, but you can't think of anything more than that. Until three days later, Binglian found a few new barons who were willing to try, but there was still no progress here.

At the heart of the problem is the calculation of shareholder returns.

Although the sparrow is small, it is illustrated by a simple illustration. Suppose there is a small breakfast shop with fried fritters and soy milk at the entrance of a community, and on January 1 this year, it gave the boss 10,000 yuan in the name of investment, so how much did the 10,000 yuan become on December 31 this year?

If you think about it a little closely, you can see that there are many extremely troublesome problems involved. Let's start from the beginning. First of all, the original assets are evaluated and the proportion of assets is calculated.

Then the miscellaneous items in the operation, such as equipment depreciation, personnel salaries, feeding costs, taxes, after being fined by the urban management and removing the equipment, purchasing new tables, chairs, benches and sheds to block the wind, of course, may also face compensation for employee injuries, work mistakes and exemptions, and the loss of thugs eating and drinking for nothing.

This is not the end, coupled with the boss's loans from relatives and friends, as well as possible credit arrears in terms of raw materials and shipments, and even unfortunate 'white slips' or dead debts, it is a complete mess.

This is a lot of detailed accounts, and there are too many places to do it. In the end, there was a big loss, and the 10,000 yuan invested was cleared to zero or even negative.

In the case of a small early shop, the problems faced by a large fertilizer plant will only be more complicated. The nature of each sum of money must be carefully divided through professional accounting bookkeeping and auditing. Some shareholders bear it, some do not, and then divide other miscellaneous items in detail, according to the proportion of assets, and calculate in detail. to ensure the interests of every shareholder.

And this is also a problem that small family businesses or workshops do not need to face, the accounts are probably about the same, year after year, in the long run, no matter how 'the meat is rotten in the bowl', the profit is at home. It doesn't make much sense to understand the growth of every stock every year.

In the meantime, the new version of the portal was finally experimented with and began to 'replace' all the old products for free. Although the crocodile collar has a relationship with Jiao Ming, it is not included in the first batch of restoration lists at all. There was no way, Jiao Ming could only take drugs to improve the magic of the qi system, and reluctantly sent Huang Xia Zimang and the others to the Red Mountain Kingdom to continue the work of various departments. As for the portal between Long Vine Town and Sardinia City, I can only wait with dry eyes and send additional buses to deal with it.

In addition, Jiao Ming also made a preliminary visit to the original fertilizer factory of Crocodile Collar and completed two first drafts by the way. One is about the establishment of the Workers' Party, and the other is about the construction of a new fertilizer plant.

With the covert support of Ice Lotus, there is no problem with new technologies, new equipment, and front-line magical workers, and even the framework of the management can be easily poached. In general, as long as the order is given, the new fertilizer plant can easily appear as if it is 'mitosis', and it is a big improvement over the original in many aspects.