The next day, when the sun was shining on my face, I stretched and slowly opened my eyes.

However, what I didn't expect was that the next second I opened my eyes, I found myself lying on a large bed in the hotel, and on the sofa next to me, Xiao Ya was sleeping in her clothes.

I sat up blankly, trying to remember what had happened last night, but I couldn't remember anything.

At this time, Xiao Ya also woke up in a daze, she also looked at me blankly, and after a while, she muttered, "I'll go!" Then he said to me with tears and laughter:

"Why am I sleeping on the couch, aren't we here to open a room? Haha, I really drank the fragments, I said how to sleep more and more tired, it turned out to be a sofa to sleep on for a night! ”

"Open a room? What kind of house to open? I looked confused, and then realized what happened last night, and I asked Xiao Ya uneasily: "Sister Ya, why did we come here?" That one...... I didn't do anything unreasonable last night, did I? ”

Xiao Ya rubbed her temples and thought about it, suddenly patted the sofa, and said to me depressedly:

"Be a fart! You kid will cheat me, drink too much wine and say that you love me, and you want to open a room with me! As a result, you get to the hotel, take off your clothes and go to bed, and you can't wake up. I was so angry that I wanted to walk, but then I didn't know how to fall asleep on the couch. ”

When she said this, I remembered something from last night, and I did say these things to her. And I vaguely remember that on the way to the hotel, I seemed to hug and kiss her on the side of the road.

The memory was very confusing, especially the intoxicated face when I kissed Xiao Ya, which made me feel that the object of the kiss was not like Xiao Ya, but Miss Dong, whom I hadn't seen for a few days.

It's over, it seems that I also drank the broken piece, and the six relatives who drank it didn't recognize who kissed whom.

The more I think about what happened last night, the more I regret it, why did I go to open a room with Xiao Ya in a daze?

Fortunately, I am drunk to the extent that I have no "ability to commit crimes", otherwise something indescribable happened to Xiao Ya, and I wouldn't be able to get over this level myself.

A digression here......

Some men make some "mistakes that men will make" after drinking, and they will use the ancient saying "drunk and disorderly" as a shield, and even push the mistake on the wine or the other party!

This is actually very and shameless! They secretly changed the concept of drunken promiscuity, not to mention, and it doesn't make sense logically.

First of all, the word drunk and disorderly sex comes from the sixteenth chapter of the Qing Dynasty's "Shuohu Quanchuan", "Wine can mess with sex, and color is ruined." Wealth is deadly, pneumatic killing. ”

Originally, it meant that people who drank too much alcohol would lose their temperament and do things that were not conventional.

Note that the "alcohol can mess with sex" here refers to the "sex" of temperament, not the "sex" of snapping, and the two are completely different things.

Secondly, as long as people with a little common sense of life know that under the influence of alcohol, the brain will become sluggish, and the body will gradually become uncontrollable, which is also the basic reason for rigorous drunk driving.

If a man is really drunk to the point where he can't tell who the object is, then his brain is basically out of order.

Think about it, if a person's brain is not working, will he be spiritual elsewhere?

Of course not! If a person really drinks to this extent, let alone the ability to commit crimes, he will not even have the thoughts and desires to commit crimes! So if this is the case, why is there such a thing as disorder?

In fact, this so-called drunken disorder is just a shameless excuse for some uneducated men to find for their drunken and audacious evil behavior.

It's far away, let's get back to business......

Xiao Ya saw that I frowned and was speechless for a long time, and joked with me:

"Xiaohui, what do you want? You don't regret sleeping too hard last night, do you? I'm telling you, if you regret it, it's too late! ”

"Sister Ya, I was drunk last night, and I made you angry with nonsense, I'm really sorry." I said apologetically, but I actually wanted to explain tactfully to Xiao Ya, so that she would not misunderstand me.

Maybe my words weren't tactful enough, or maybe the tactful explanation hurt a lot.

Xiao Ya's face stiffened after hearing this, and a fleeting gloom flashed in her eyes, and after a while, she complained: "Alas...... Sister Ya is old, and Xiaohui can't look down on Sister Ya. ”

Seeing Xiao Ya's appearance, I felt a little unbearable. After all, I confessed to her in person last night, although I got the wrong person, but the main responsibility is not her, and she should not be the one who was injured.

I groaned slightly, and said to Xiao Ya with a smile: "Hehe, Sister Ya, just tease me, you are also called old?" Then you still let other women live? ”

Xiao Ya's face warmed when she heard this, and she said with a little surprise: "Really? Xiaohui, do you really think so? ”

I nodded and said, "Of course, I never tell lies. ”

Xiao Ya smiled, she looked at me and said happily: "Xiaohui, you are a really good boy, empathetic, and very gentlemanly." If I hadn't been too much older than you, I'd definitely find a way to be with you. ”

"I don't think age matters, true love can transcend age, gender and race."

With that, I put on my nightgown, got out of bed and walked to Xiao Ya and poured her a glass of water, comforting: "Sister Ya, in fact, you are a very good woman, if it weren't for someone in my heart, I would definitely be willing to be with you." ”

"Someone?" Xiao Ya seemed to remember something, and after remembering for a while, she said angrily and funny: "Oh, I remember, you kissed me on the side of the road last night, but you were chanting the names of other women." Xiaohui, it's too much, there's no such thing as you! ”

Speaking of this, I smiled awkwardly and said to Xiao Ya: "Sister Ya, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. ”

"Hehe, it's okay, I won't suffer anyway!" Xiao Ya stretched out her little hand and pinched the strap of my nightgown, and said to me with a smile: "Xiaohui, don't go to Huang Yonglin to be a boxer in the future, there is nothing big to do with him." You might as well come to work in our company, you can choose the middle-level position, and Sister Ya will never treat you badly! ”

"Thank you, Sister Ya, for appreciating me so much, and letting me be a middle-level in the company before I graduated. But I'm sorry that I'm not going to your place right now. I smiled and refused

"Inconvenient...... Why? Xiao Ya asked incredulously

"Sister Ya, you know, I'm a student in school, and I won't be able to work for two months before school starts with you, and then you have to make personnel adjustments again, which will give you a lot of trouble. And most importantly, I think it's fun to be friends with Sister Ya, and if our relationship changes from friends to superiors, this feeling may deteriorate. ”

I spoke in a sincere tone, and if I hadn't known that I meant to avoid her, I would have believed these words of concern and cherishment to her.

Xiao Ya is a shrewd woman, but she is still a woman, and she is a widowed woman who is so empty and lonely that she wants to go out to find a "duck".

Maybe she hasn't been cared for for too long, or maybe she hasn't been cherished for too long, at this moment, Xiao Ya's eyes flashed with a touch of emotion when she looked at me.

"Xiaohui, thank you, thank you for taking me as a friend." Xiao Ya was so emotional that her voice began to tremble, and she poured out to me, "Alas...... Since my husband's death, none of the right-hand men around him who have been respectful to me on a daily basis have not wanted to take advantage of me. They coerced, enticed, intimidated, and harassed me, a young widow, in an attempt to usurp my husband's property, and even usurp me. But none of them could do it, but I was left to die, crippled, and either die in the world, or sit in prison and ......."