I went to the barbecue restaurant with Miss Dong, pushed the door and went in to see, there were quite a lot of people at night, and more than ten tables were basically full.

In summer, the weather is hot, drinking cool beer, and eating a few squeaky barbecue skewers is a cheap enjoyment for small people like us.

Miss Dong and I found an empty table, ordered some lamb skewers, grilled tendons, grilled chicken wings, boiled peanuts, edamame, etc., asked for a few bottles of beer, and sat there to eat and chat.

Miss Dong is still as talkative as ever, but her topic today is no longer finance, but has changed to the currently popular TV series "Flower Thousand Bone".

To be honest, I'm not interested in this kind of immortal cultivation TV series, or I am not interested in the TV series itself.

Compared to TV dramas, I actually prefer movies, especially military-themed movies. But since Miss Dong likes it, it doesn't hurt to talk to her.

While chatting, Miss Dong suddenly said to me that someone at the next table was always staring at her, and her eyes were straight and her eyes were so straight that she felt uncomfortable.

I looked towards the next table and saw four shirtless middle-aged men with large tattoos on their faces, drinking and chatting in an unintelligible dialect.

They were very loud, but I couldn't understand what they were saying, and I wasn't interested in listening to a bunch of hooligans.

After staring at them for a while, I saw why they were acting excessively, so I smiled at Miss Dong and said:

"If he wants to see it, let him see it, and I'll be done with him. Besides, everyone has a love for beauty, and our master is so beautiful, which man doesn't want to look at it twice? Don't talk about them, I can't get enough of them for so long. ”

Miss Dong's face turned red when she heard this, grabbed a chicken wing and stuffed it into my mouth, and said angrily and shyly:

"Sycophants! Flim-tongued, I don't know how many girls you have deceived with this? ”

When she said this, I threw my wings on the table and swore to her:

"How? Heaven and earth conscience, I have never said such a thing to anyone. ”

Seeing that what I said was like the real thing, Miss Dong smiled and knocked my forehead with chopsticks and said:

"The devil believes you! You're a little brat, you don't have a word of seriousness. ”

"Come on, I'm 23 this year, and have you ever seen a little ass like me?"

As I spoke, I showed off my strong biceps and squeezed my eyes at Miss Dong.

Miss Dong saw me flexing her muscles, stretched out her little hand and pinched my arm, and said angrily: "Fuck off, I'm talking about psychology, not physiology." ”

I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "Okay, you win!" ", and brought the topic back to "Flower Thousand Bone".

Miss Dong and I drank beer and ate skewers while discussing who loves Xiaogu more between Bai Zihua and Killing Qianmo?

It is Bai Zihua's deep love for Xiao Gu that is more moving; Or is it more enthusiastic about Xiao Gu's love for her, spoiling her, and doing everything just for her?

I don't know if it's because I drank too much beer, or if the topic is too pee-pointed.

After discussing for a while, I felt that my bladder couldn't stand it, so I told Miss Dong to wait a minute, and I got up and went to the toilet to put water.

The toilet of the barbecue restaurant is on the second floor, and because the store is not large, there is only one toilet here, and there is no distinction between men and women.

There are a lot of people dining today, and toilets have naturally become a hot commodity. When I went, there were already two people lined up at the door.

To be exact, there are two eldest sisters lining up at the door, and according to the two eldest sisters, there is also an eldest sister squatting inside.

The most outrageous thing is that it's been almost ten minutes, and the person in it is not finished.

Seeing that the faces of the two eldest sisters were almost green, I felt speechless after a while of amusement.

To be honest, I can't figure out why women are so slow and troublesome to go to the toilet?

You said that after solving the problem, you should leave quickly, you have to grind inside, does it smell so good?

When I say that, it's not that I'm discriminating against women. On the contrary, I myself have a lot of respect for women.

I just don't understand why there is always a breathtaking queue on the women's toilet side at the entrance of the public toilet in shopping malls, supermarkets, and even KFC.

Of course, I haven't been in the women's toilet since I was a child, and I don't know what it's like inside, so I'll probably never understand the hardships of my fellow women.

I waited in the toilet on the second floor for five minutes, but the eldest sister inside didn't have the slightest intention of coming out.

I couldn't wait, so I went downstairs out of the barbecue restaurant and went to the public toilet in the supermarket across the street to solve the problem.

If you want to say that the public toilet in the supermarket is good, although there is still a long queue on the women's toilet, the men's toilet is very free, not to mention the queue, and there are not even a few people.

At this moment, I suddenly felt:

It's good to be a man, and I want to be reincarnated as a man in my next life!

In the envious and jealous eyes of the young ladies, I walked out of the men's toilet easily, and deliberately walked to the sink on the side of the women's toilet, whistling while turning on the faucet and sucking my hands.

The sound of the rushing water, and the sound of shhh

Hehe, that look is terrifying.

If eyes could kill, I think they would kill me 10,000 times in the most brutal way.

At this moment, I feel that it is so good to be a man! It's not just that I want to be a man in my next life, I want to be a man for the rest of my life! Hahaha......

Stepping on the supermarket song "Congratulations on making a fortune!" With the proud pace of a man, I strode out of the supermarket.

When I arrived at the door of the barbecue restaurant, I happily pushed the door open and entered, thinking to myself, how should I describe the embarrassment of those young ladies to Miss Dong just now.

Who knew that after I entered the house, when I raised my eyes, I saw four men shamelessly pestering Miss Dong......