After the woman left, I stood stupidly for a long time with a bottle of wine, completely confused about what was going on?

Lao Fan saw that I was ignorant, and said to me with a smile: "Xiaohui, I didn't expect you kid to be okay, there will be business coming to you if you sit here!" Hahaha, it's a pity to let you come here to be a fighter, you should be a male publicist! ”

"Male PR?" I glanced at Lao Fan and said angrily: "You just talk to me!" Now it's all popular to have a pseudo-feminine temperament, do you want a rough man like me? ”

"Look at what you said, the pseudo-mother is also called a master?" Lao Fan smiled and snatched the wine from my hand, and without waiting for my consent, after opening the bottle and pouring himself a glass, he continued to say to me: "Women who really understand the benefits of men will never look for that kind of second son, they like you to be strong and strong, and you can live well at a glance!" ”

"Fuck your uncle! Drinking Lao Tzu's wine is still squeezing Lao Tzu, and I won't give you anything to drink. I snatched back the wine bottle, looked around, and found that the short and fat man just now was missing, so I asked Lao Fan: "By the way, the person who came with you just now is your second uncle, right?" Why is there no one now? ”

"Well, it's my second uncle!" Lao Fan smiled lewdly at me, and whispered in my ear: "That sister can't be provoked just now, my second uncle is probably looking for someone to help her put out the fire at this time!" ”

"Extinguish the fire, extinguish what fire?"

Seeing that I still didn't know why, Lao Fan laughed and said:

"Hahaha, what fire? Horny! Brother, you are to blame for this, why did you say you were okay and pressed the lighter under the cigarette case? Do you know what that means? Hahaha......"

"What do you mean?" I asked, puzzled

"What else does it mean? Press, duck! Know the ducks, right? When they come to the bar to work, they order a glass of lemonade and go to a high platform, and then press the lighter under the cigarette case to reveal their identity, so that they can wait for the customers to come to the door themselves. ”

"Ah...... Damn, I don't know! "I was stupid, I didn't think that I could make this kind of misunderstanding, it's really embarrassing to be thrown home.

If you want to say that I am stupid enough, the woman played sign language with me just now, I actually misunderstood that the young lady was negotiating the price, and then used gestures to cooperate with others, isn't this a brain disease!

I don't want to think about it, how can a young lady of her age run here?

Lao Fan saw that I was annoyed, patted me on the shoulder, and said to me with emotion:

"Brother, it's okay, life is so wonderful, there are always countless surprises waiting for you! You're still too young, so it's good to have more experience in the future. ”

"Hehe, if you have a fart, you can make fun of me!" As I was talking, I suddenly remembered that he had just said that the woman was unprovoked, so I asked him curiously: "By the way, Lao Fan, where did that young lady come from just now?" ”

"Hmm...... How so? Lao Fan thought about it, smashed his mouth and said: "She should belong to the kind of person who is not black and white!" Speaking of which, she used to be the wife of a big brother on the road, but then the eldest brother was corrected.

"What else does it mean? Press, duck! Know the ducks, right? When they come to the bar to work, they order a glass of lemonade and go to a high platform, and then press the lighter under the cigarette case to reveal their identity, so that they can wait for the customers to come to the door themselves. ”

"Ah...... Damn, I don't know! "I was stupid, I didn't think that I could make this kind of misunderstanding, it's really embarrassing to be thrown home.

If you want to say that I am stupid enough, the woman played sign language with me just now, I actually misunderstood that the young lady was negotiating the price, and then used gestures to cooperate with others, isn't this a brain disease!

I don't want to think about it, how can a young lady of her age run here?

Lao Fan saw that I was annoyed, patted me on the shoulder, and said to me with emotion:

"Brother, it's okay, life is so wonderful, there are always countless surprises waiting for you! You're still too young, so it's good to have more experience in the future. ”

"Hehe, if you have a fart, you can make fun of me!" As I was talking, I suddenly remembered that he had just said that the woman was unprovoked, so I asked him curiously: "By the way, Lao Fan, where did that young lady come from just now?" ”

"Hmm...... How so? Lao Fan thought about it, smashed his mouth and said: "She should belong to the kind of person who is not black and white!" Speaking of which, she used to be the wife of a big brother on the road, but then the eldest brother was corrected.

"What else does it mean? Press, duck! Know the ducks, right? When they come to the bar to work, they order a glass of lemonade and go to a high platform, and then press the lighter under the cigarette case to reveal their identity, so that they can wait for the customers to come to the door themselves. ”

"Ah...... Damn, I don't know! "I was stupid, I didn't think that I could make this kind of misunderstanding, it's really embarrassing to be thrown home.

If you want to say that I am stupid enough, the woman played sign language with me just now, I actually misunderstood that the young lady was negotiating the price, and then used gestures to cooperate with others, isn't this a brain disease!

I don't want to think about it, how can a young lady of her age run here?

Lao Fan saw that I was annoyed, patted me on the shoulder, and said to me with emotion:

"Brother, it's okay, life is so wonderful, there are always countless surprises waiting for you! You're still too young, so it's good to have more experience in the future. ”

"Hehe, if you have a fart, you can make fun of me!" As I was talking, I suddenly remembered that he had just said that the woman was unprovoked, so I asked him curiously: "By the way, Lao Fan, where did that young lady come from just now?" ”

"Hmm...... How so? Lao Fan thought about it, smashed his mouth and said: "She should belong to the kind of person who is not black and white!" Speaking of which, she used to be the wife of a big brother on the road, but then the eldest brother was corrected.