I didn't understand why the iceberg beauty called me master, and looked at her in a daze.

At this glance, you can see that something is coming.

At the beginning, I was born with a mouthful of teeth, and my mother said that whoever bites my teeth will die, and she doesn't dare to breastfeed me at all, so I drank milk powder when I was a child, and I never tasted the taste of breast milk.

In this way, when I grew up, I developed a bad habit, as long as I saw the young woman breastfeeding the baby, I was hungry, smashed my mouth and leaned forward, eager to lie down and eat a few bites.

I've been laughed at a lot because of this.

I also know that this is a bad habit, and I want to change it but I can't control my subconscious, so I have to try to avoid the scene of the baby breastfeeding, lest I grow up and be regarded as a pervert by others.

Originally, after years of hard work, this bad habit has almost changed, but when I saw the two mountains of Iceberg Beauty, my old mistake was made again, and my saliva dripped down.

The iceberg beauty was originally very polite to me, but when she saw me looking at her with drool, her face was a little more puzzled, and she said to herself: "This stupid and obsessed person doesn't look like a big man." ”

I realized that I had gone a little too far, and quickly rubbed my saliva with my sleeve.

The iceberg beauty looked at my wet sleeves, looked very disgusted, and pouted angrily: "I don't have the majesty of the lord at all, it seems that I recognized the wrong person." ”

I was seventeen years old, and the iceberg looked a little older than me, eighteen or nineteen, and her anger frightened me.

My mind immediately cleared up a lot, and I saw the iceberg beauty wearing colorful clothes and ancient costumes, which was simply incompatible with modern times.

I felt at the time that this iceberg beauty might be the pheasant who had become a sperm, because Datou and Xiaotong chased her, and she got angry and made a ghost to hit the wall, trying to trap us to death.

We were trapped inside, and she peeked at the side, and somehow thought I was a big man, so she showed up to take a look, and if she found out that I wasn't a big man, I guess I wouldn't end well.

The children in the countryside know that the pheasant itself has a great temper and a particularly strong temperament, and the really wild pheasant cannot be raised at all after being caught, and will soon die of anger.

I must not annoy this pheasant essence, or I will not make it down alive.

Thinking of this, I forcibly calmed down and decided to do something soft and hard, so I grinned at her and showed my teeth.

I hope this strange tooth will play a little unexpected role.

I didn't expect this mouth to really work, the iceberg beauty saw my teeth, the anger on her face disappeared, and she was respectful to me again.

"I was not mistaken, it is indeed the eldest lord who came, the first time we met, although the little woman did not have a valuable gift, but I also want to express my filial piety to the eldest lord."

After the iceberg beauty finished speaking, she patted her two jade hands, and a large pheasant turned out from behind a grave, holding a small brocade box in her mouth.

The iceberg beauty took the brocade box in her hand, walked over and handed it to me, the brocade box was more than a foot long, it was cold to the touch, and it felt a little frozen hand, I weighed it, and the weight was not light.

When I was thinking about what was in the brocade box, the iceberg beauty had already said goodbye to me, picked up the big pheasant and turned away.

I looked at the back of the iceberg beauty, and I looked stupid, the big pheasant in the arms of the iceberg beauty was the one that the big head was desperately chasing, and it seemed that the pheasant was just her pet.

In other words, although the iceberg beauty is suspicious, it is not necessarily a pheasant.

When she disappeared into the distance, the fog in the mound also dispersed, so that I could be sure that she had caused the ghost to hit the wall, and even if she was not a pheasant spirit, she certainly was not human.

I didn't continue to think about what the iceberg beauty was, I just wanted to get out of here quickly, so I turned around with the brocade box to find Datou and Xiaotong.

Unexpectedly, the two of them had really big hearts, and when they saw that the fog had dispersed, they hugged each other face to face again.

Although the big head is about the same age as me, he is much more mature than me, and he can definitely be called strong-blooded, and his hands are not honestly stretched out where they shouldn't.

I couldn't help but cough hard.

Xiaotong blushed, hurriedly opened the big head's hand, turned his back and went to tidy up his clothes.

The big head was thick-skinned, like a nobody, and said to me without blushing and heartbeat: "Where did you go just now, my voice almost burst out, and you didn't promise me." ”

I believe the big head just called me, and I didn't hear that it was probably the reason for the ghost hitting the wall.

I didn't want to tell Datou and Xiaotong that I had encountered an iceberg beauty, so I lit up the brocade box in my hand and said that I had picked this up.

The big head's eyes lit up, and he said that you shouldn't have gone to shit luck and picked up the baby.

Xiaotong was also very curious, and after the big head finished speaking, he was about to open the brocade box to see what it contained.

At this time, there was a whining mountain wind, and there was a faint smell of fishiness in the wind, and I felt that something was about to come out again.

I didn't dare to stay long, so I said let's go down the mountain and open the brocade box, and then I walked down the mountain.

The big head pulled Xiaotong to follow me, and the two of them were now in love, only caring about falling in love, making small movements behind my back, and they didn't think too much about the ghost hitting the wall just now.

And I'm different, one will think about what the iceberg beauty is, and the other will think about what is the doorway of my teeth, what is the big man that the iceberg beauty said, and whether I am the big man or not.

I'm thinking about things in my head, and I walk a little bit out of sight.

When I was almost at the bottom of the mountain, I didn't know what I had tripped over, and suddenly I fell, and the man rolled down the hillside for a long time.

However, the brocade box was still tightly held in my hand and was not thrown out.

I got up and touched my head, but fortunately my head was not broken, and then Datou and Xiaotong chased after me, and both of them were frightened on their faces.

I asked them what was wrong, and the big head said that it was like a child who tripped over you just now.

I said don't talk nonsense, whose children will run to the mountains in the middle of the night.

Xiaotong stretched out his hand and gestured, stammering: "That kid is only a palm high, his face is black, and his body is covered with hair, he must be a mountain spirit in this mountain." ”

I've heard a lot of adults say that mountain spirits are not animal or plant spirits.

It is a mountain aura on the top of the mountain, which is illuminated by the moonlight and finally condensed together, which can transform into a human form.

The old people often tell us the stories of the mountain spirits.

It is said that the mountain spirit is also called Xiaoyang, and it can only produce one in five hundred years, except for the long hair on the face that is black, the two feet are still reversed.

It is also said that as long as the mountain spirit cultivates such an appearance, it can run rampant in the mountain, not only bullying other spirits, such as those animal fairies, but also often playing tricks on people in secret.

The mountain spirit is in the mountain, and he is only afraid of the mountain god.

Because only the mountain god has the ability to give the two feet of the mountain spirit to it.

The mountain god can also rub off the hair on the mountain spirit, although it can't make it taller, but it can also make it look more like a normal person.

When they encountered a ghost hitting the wall just now, Datou and Xiaotong had a fluttering heart, and they didn't take it seriously, but now that they saw the mountain spirit, they were scared enough, and ran down the mountain hand in hand.

I followed as hard as I could to run into the village.

But I'm a little strange, those adults, including grandpa, never said that there would be weirdness in the nearby mountains, otherwise they wouldn't worry that we children often go to the mountains to play.

Why did I not only see the iceberg beauty tonight, but also tripped over the mountain spirit.

Also, over the years, I have buried all my hatred for my parents to the deepest part of my heart, and in order to forget these pains, I almost forgot the strange things that happened to me.

After the iceberg beauty called me lord tonight, I decided to ask grandpa.

But Grandpa has been away lately, and I can't ask him until he comes back.

Thinking about things in his head, he ran all the way back to the village, Datou and Xiaotong hadn't returned home in the middle of the night, and the adults of the two families were looking for it, and they all breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that we had finally come back.

The big head and his father Xu were stunned, kicked the big head, and said where did your kid die.

Xiaotong's mother also slapped her on the head, and Xu Da was a little unhappy, saying that if you don't beat your daughter, why are you beating my son.

Xiaotong's mother snorted, asked Xiaotong if she was abducted by the big head, and asked her if she was bullied by the big head, Xu Da was stunned and said that Huangshan was also there, what could happen to the three of them.

Xu Da was stunned to say this, and the adults and children present came to see me, and their eyes were still sweeping around the brocade box in my hand.