232 Torture the carapace of the turtle
The old turtle straightened his waist and said to me: "That girl is not my opponent at all, she has been hiding in the Guandi Temple for most of the past six months, just to hide from me!" ”
"If it weren't for Master Guan's protection, I would have killed her a long time ago!"
"The cave where Ji Caiyun is located, the entrance of the cave is too small, I can't get in, otherwise I would have killed Ji Caiyun a long time ago, and then lifted her head and drove the strange song out of the Guandi Temple!"
Hearing the old turtle spirit mention killing the iceberg beauty again, I felt a little annoyed in my heart.
I pointed in the direction of Running Tiger Ridge and said to him, "Old man, don't talk endlessly, that donkey is getting closer and closer!" ”
"It's just a stupid donkey, look at me and take it down!"
The old turtle said, shook his neck, made a stretch, and then, under my gaze, he took his shield and met the galloping snow-white old donkey.
Seeing that the old turtle spirit was full of confidence, I wondered, how could I go to pit him.
After all, this old guy, because of his hatred with the song fairy, is desperate to kill the iceberg beauty, and if he doesn't abolish him this time, he will still be a big trouble for me in the future.
I was digging out my mind to sneak up on the old turtle spirit from behind when the donkey arrived!
The old turtle spirit's spell did not work at all under the old donkey's cry, so this time the old turtle spirit could only use the shield in his hand to have a face-to-face duel with the old donkey.
The donkey galloped like a war horse, and hit the old turtle head-on.
The old turtle stood in a small dirt pit of more than a foot, looking shorter, like a dwarf, holding a shield and waiting for the old donkey to crash over, just when the old donkey's donkey head was about to hit him, he suddenly bent over.
Because he was standing in the dirt pit, coupled with his short stature, the old turtle spirit bent over and calmly avoided the impact of the donkey's head.
The timing of the old turtle spirit bending over was very accurate.
If you are earlier, the donkey's head will adjust its direction and hit him, if it is later, you will be directly hit by the donkey's head, so the success of the old turtle just reflects his advantages of not being panicked and having rich combat experience.
The donkey was very fast, and if I were to be put in the position of the old turtle spirit, I would not be sure that I would stand there and dodge the attack of the donkey at the moment of the donkey's arrival.
Hostility is hostility, and at this time, I couldn't help it and gave a thumbs up.
What an old turtle spirit!
As soon as I said this praise in my heart, the old donkey had already run up to me, circled around me, and soon ran back again.
After the old donkey ran back this time, he surrounded the old turtle spirit and kept going in circles.
In the end, the donkey, three feet away from the old turtle spirit, directly lowered its head to the ground, and then four hooves forced, slashing the mud on the ground into the ground, and hit the old turtle spirit again.
This time, the old turtle spirit didn't bend over, even if he was lying on his stomach, he would be hit by the hunchback.
However, the old turtle spirit did not bend down, but when the donkey's head was about to arrive, he raised his shield and slashed the old donkey's neck.
The shield was made of tortoise shell from the old turtle spirit's wife, and the edges were very sharp.
If the shield is cut to the neck of the old donkey, the donkey's head will be separated from the donkey's body, seeing that the old donkey is still lowering his head, stupidly bumping over, I pinched a handful of sweat in my palms, it is really a stupid donkey!
As it turned out, I was wrong.
The old donkey, just as the shield was about to strike at his neck, suddenly raised his head, and lifted his two front legs like a galloping war horse, which was erected by a man with his neck.
The two bowl-sized hooves on the old donkey's front legs stepped heavily on the shield.
I heard the sound of bones shattering, and when I looked closely, the shield of the old turtle spirit was directly trampled by the donkey's hooves, and it was split into countless pieces, and the fragments scattered and flew everywhere.
What a donkey's hooves!
The strength of this step is too great!
Not only was the shield broken, but the old turtle spirit was also trampled on, and he lay down in the dirt pit, and I heard him shout: "Donkey with a spoonful of Dou?" ”
In the distance, the voice of the song fairy came: "Old Wang Ba, you guessed it right, this old donkey is the little donkey raised by the kitchen god Dou Yi, when his daughter got married, he was taken as a dowry and brought to her husband's house." ”
After listening to this conversation, I said in my heart that this donkey turned out to be from this background.
Lige Fairy not only respectfully called this donkey an old gentleman, when it came to Dou Yijiao, she also respectfully called it the kitchen god, it seems that the silly chef Dou Yijiao is much more powerful than I imagined.
But it's a pity that such a genius is like an ordinary person, he can't escape the cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death, and finally when he reaches age, he runs out of oil and leaves the world.
Although she left a daughter, Aunt Dou was often beaten and scolded by Lao Bai.
It stands to reason that this donkey is the dowry that Auntie Dou brought to Lao Bai's house, so why did Lao Bai beat and scolded Auntie Dou, but this donkey has a lot of ability, but he didn't care about Lao Bai?
It is difficult for Qing officials to cut off family affairs.
Maybe this donkey doesn't want to get involved in the dispute between husband and wife.
Or maybe there's another reason.
This donkey doesn't like Aunt Dou from the bottom of his heart.
As I thought this, under the repeated kicks and blows of the old donkey, the old turtle spirit had already given up his resistance, jumped out of the dirt pit, and crawled towards me with his hands and feet and his head shrunk.
"Huangshan, I did it to you before, it was my mistake! I apologize to you and the little third son! ”
"I can tell you, a big secret!"
"Actually, you are not an ordinary person, nor are you an ordinary crosser, but a ......"
The old turtle spirit just shouted here, the old donkey has already chased up, raised the front donkey, on his head, stepped on it hard, without the cover of the hat, the old turtle spirit was bare, and was stepped on a hoof print.
"Woohoo......" The old turtle spirit turned into a scream.
The old turtle made a hunchback, and broke free from under the donkey's hooves, and said that the old turtle climbed slowly, this time I saw it, in fact, the old turtle climbed not slow at all.
Because the old turtle spirit climbed as fast as the old donkey under the donkey's chasing, the donkey lifted the donkey's hooves several times, but he didn't step on him, and each time he was one step behind.
However, the old turtle spirit also understood that there was not much time left for him.
So the old turtle spirit wanted to pick up more important things and said: "Huangshan, you were deceived by Wei Lige and Ji Caiyun, they want to use you ......"
As a result, as soon as he spoke, his speed slowed down a little.
It's like when people don't talk when they run long distances, because if they talk, they will be deflated.
This time, the old turtle spirit was deflated by his speech, and the speed of crawling was half a beat slower, but the old donkey came from behind, lifted two front legs, two donkey hooves, and stepped on his high humpback at the same time.
There was a muffled pop.
The hunchbacked old man, this time he was trampled back to his original form, and he turned into a big turtle again.
Poof, poof, the old donkey didn't have it at all, and he was going to let go of the old turtle spirit, facing the carapace on the old turtle's back, lifting the donkey's hooves and stepping on it vigorously, I could hear the sound of the tortoise shell breaking.
Just now I was afraid that Xu Laosan would freeze, so I put him on my knees, used my body temperature to warm him, and took off my shirt to cover him.
"Here comes the savior?" Xu Laosan opened his eyes and asked me.
"Here we are." I said, after standing up, I helped Xu Laosan up, he wrapped my shirt around my body a little tighter, and then took the copper kettle oil lamp from my hand.
Xu Laosan carried the oil lamp and walked towards the old donkey.
Seeing Xu Laosan's faltering steps, I was afraid that he would fall, so I hurriedly followed to catch up.
Next to the old donkey, Xu Laosan stopped.
He squatted down and used an oil lamp to shine on the old turtle spirit.
The old donkey is still stepping on the old turtle essence, and the shell of the turtle has cracks.
"Don't step on it anymore! If you step on it again, the turtle shell will be broken, and his thousand-year-old cultivation will come to naught! Xu Laosan shouted to the old donkey.
The old donkey ignored Xu Laosan, and was later shouted at and kicked off.
Fortunately, Xu Laosan had already taken precautions and dodged away.
"Fairy, the old man of the regiment is almost abolished now, you see that before him, he never harmed the innocent, so let's let him go!" Xu Laosan shouted into the distance.