Chapter 162: The Emperor Asks for a Bribe
Meng Nan heard this voice, and it was really an evil fire.
"Get out!"
The binge drink startled Rui beside him.
Didn't you just kick the other party lightly, you actually got so angry, and how long has it been, and the neural reflex arc of this green-skinned alien is too long!
Rui turned around and left, can't you hide if you can't provoke it, what is it like to be with Greenskin.
"Come back, not you. Meng Nan heard footsteps and stopped Rui, who was leaving.
Suddenly, a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, and Meng Nan explained to Rui: "I'm telling the guy who came uninvited and still swears in my head to get out." ”
Looking at the big greenskin guy knocking on his head, Rui couldn't think of anyone who would communicate with him in this way.
"Is it the psyker among the green-skinned orcs?" Rui's thin eyebrows frowned slightly, looking at Meng Nan without stubble.
How could she know what the latter was expecting.
"Ask me, ask me, ask me!"
Meng Nan stared at Rui, waiting for him to speak, but Rui didn't understand his hint at all, and the atmosphere was suddenly a little awkward.
"Ahem, why don't you ask who's talking to me?"
Rui replied, "You're going to tell me?"
"Of course, I said that we are friends, and friends should be honest with each other. ”
When did you say that, and the greenskin, who only knows how to fight and kill and play tricks, knows what a friend is? Rui was slandered in her heart, but she couldn't spit it out, as a well-educated spirit clan, she should know how to save some face for each other, and they have been with each other for a while, she knows that Meng Nan hates to slap her face directly.
"That ......"
As soon as Rui said a word, Meng Nan hurriedly replied: "It's the human emperor who has been sitting on the toilet for 10,000 years. ”
"You're talking nonsense!" Amberly said this time, almost with all her might.
Desecrate!
This is blasphemy against the emperor!
She didn't believe that the Holy Emperor would talk to the disgusting and savage Greenskin, who was cunning and shameless bastards who should be burned alive!
"You see, your woman doesn't believe I'm talking to you. Meng Nan put Amberly down and spread her hands in front of the latter and Rui, who opened her mouth wide. "Why don't you show a saint, or give her a buff and make her a saint?"
The emperor was not happy: "Do you think that the holy woman is a green skin spor, and she can grow it if she throws it on the ground?! By the way, she is not my woman, and I don't need those bastards to find a woman!"
Meng Nan didn't need to ask to know who the bastard who the other party was scolding.
When the emperor led mankind to conquer the galaxy, it was strictly forbidden for the people of the empire to engage in god worship, and it was even more forbidden to deify themselves.
He hoped that human beings would impassionedly sing "There has never been a savior, and there has never been a fairy emperor" to attack the universe, instead of asking God when encountering difficulties and dangers.
Although he did have some inexplicable relationship with subspace and the collective human consciousness, he did so anyway.
The ideal is undoubtedly great, but from the moment he sits on the golden toilet, everything is no longer under his control.
Those bastards actually used the ghost stuff written by that rebel Luo Jia to brainwash the people of the empire.
That rebel!
Unfilial son!
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"Warning, warning, a massive subspace storm!"
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When the Emperor made some unpleasant associations that caused the Galactic to erupt into a subspace storm.
Meng Nan persisted in persuading: "Why don't you just use some psionic things." ”
"No, I refuse. ”
"Then I'll kill this woman who shouts slogans all day long!"
"It's only going to get you into more trouble. ”
Meng Nan said disdainfully: "What could be more trouble than becoming an orc." ”
The emperor gave a hint in a relaxed tone: "For example, a holy woman who was resurrected due to hostility to orcs. ”
This is obviously not what Meng Nan wants, he wants Amberly to be a friendly friend who can chat nonsense, not a female madwoman whose combat power is comparable to that of a genetic prototype with a big sword and slashing beasts.
"Of course, I know what your wish is, and it is not unfulfillable. The emperor changed his words and said again. "Remember the star map I gave you? There's a planetary world called Kod, and there's what I want, and if you promise to transport me to Terra, I'll give you a girlfriend. ”
"Even though I know she's not really useful to you, no, no, no, the word usefulness doesn't respect women, use ...... Not being able to make your body and mind feel good at the same time may be more appropriate. ”
Amberly and Rui saw Meng Nan's face change back and forth between green and dark green.
That guy who squatted on the toilet was so obscene that he didn't have "that" idea at all.
Although Amberly is indeed very good-looking, the cellulite in front of her is rich and compact, as if it is not affected by gravity at all, the contours of the muscle cells are exquisitely like works of art, and the epidermal cells wrapped in the outer layer are even more delicate and precise, and the jade white is ruddy, and the ruddy is delicate.
However, I just want to find someone to talk to quietly, and it's better that the other person is pretty!
Meng Nan's nostrils spewed hot water, snorting.
"Not only do you want me to help you get out of that toilet, but you also want me to be an interstellar courier?"
"HOHOHOHOHOHO, COURIER, HOW INEXPLICABLY FAMILIAR THIS WORD. You'd better come in a little yellow vest with XaDaf on it, that will make me laugh and break my ribs. ”
"Phew, what a piece of garbage!" Meng Nan expressed extreme indignation. "By the way, what do you want me to transport for you?"
When the emperor heard this, he knew that Meng Nan had agreed, so he replied happily: "Gold, I am going to have the walls and floors of the palace redecorategized. ”
Meng Nan has a groove that he wants to spray.
How much do you like gold, not only did you wear the golden armor that was blinding to the eyes of Bling Bling before, but even the personal guard was Bling Bring, almost equating gold with the strongest combat power.
Then the strongest fighter also made the Terra Palace golden everywhere, the doors are golden, the walls and floors are golden, and the toilets are golden, which is completely the nouveau riche aesthetic.
And is it really appropriate to ask for gold directly?
You're the emperor!
How corrupt does a country have to be before it openly asks for bribes?!
"The gold is my personal property, and there is no such thing as a bribe. ”
Meng Nan felt that it was pointless to argue about this matter, so he simply agreed, as for how much to transport in the future...... Look at the mood, if you're happy, you can get a golden guard group for yourself, and if you're not happy, you can get a golden war gang with all the greedy ink.
Meng Nan felt that his thoughts were very Waaaagh!
Just when he felt Waaagh!, Amberly suddenly showed a look of coquettishness and excitement.
She blushed, looked at Meng Nan a little confused, and muttered, "Emperor, Emperor......"