Chapter 58: Righteousness and Courage
My garbage can smashed so fast that by the time the thin man heard the bad wind behind his ears, it was too late to dodge.
When the tin garbage can hit the thin man's head, he first snorted, then pouted and tried to raise his head to look at me, and finally his legs were weak, and he fell to the ground with a poof, and he was incontinent.
It has to be said that the tin trash can is definitely the first of the top 10 weapons in street fights!
Especially the cartoon-shaped trash can with edges, blades, and lids I carry is the best! This thing slammed into the opponent's head, and the effect was not much worse than a mace with pimples and thorns (I'm talking about weapons, don't think about it).
At this time, the thin man's head is just like what Lu Ti described when he punched the town of Kansai in "Water Margin":
It is also like opening a colorful silk shop, and the red, black, and purple ones are all blooming out; But it was like opening an oil sauce shop, and the salty, sour, and spicy hair rolled out......
After the blow was successful, I smiled at the stunned Northeast sister on the side, and said comfortingly:
"Sister, don't be afraid, the cameras are all filming, he was about to pick up the knife and kill him. And I just hit it, and I still use a trash can, not a murder weapon! Hehe, we are 100% justified defense, and we don't have to bear any responsibility! ”
Hearing me say this, the eldest sister of the Northeast looked at me with wide eyes, and the corners of her mouth twitched a few times, looking very entangled and annoyed.
Seeing her like this, I was about to popularize legal knowledge for her, but before I could speak, I saw the eldest sister of the Northeast take out a walkie-talkie from her bag, and then said in standard Mandarin:
"Captain Wang, the target has now been subdued, and it has been confirmed that there are no accomplices, comrades can come in and get people...... Alas, forget it, let's call an ambulance, if the rescue is timely, the suspect should still be alive! ”
"Ah, what did you say? Jiang Yanan, didn't you tell you not to kill before you acted, this suspect's confession is very important, why are you still like this? ”
The voice on the other end of the walkie-talkie was very angry, and Jiang Yanan, who was roaring, frowned, she looked at me depressedly, and explained to the other party:
"Team Wang, I didn't do it, it was smashed by a righteous and brave crowd with a garbage can, and I didn't expect it to be like this."
"Okay, you don't need to say it, look at the suspect!"
"Yes!" Jiang Yanan put away the walkie-talkie, sighed helplessly, and then turned back to me who was holding the trash can with a confused face: "Hey, what's the matter with you kid, do you want to be so reckless?" ”
"Am I reckless?" I pointed to my nose and said angrily and funny, "Please, I saved you, okay?" And you said it yourself just now, I am acting bravely! ”
Jiang Yanan was momentarily choked by what I said, she stretched out her hand and pointed at me, stomped her high heels depressedly, and finally pouted, tilted her head to the side and ignored me.
Jiang Yanan's sulky little appearance, I want to laugh when I see it.
I said in my heart that this eldest sister is 30 people who are hanging zero, if I guess correctly, her children are probably in kindergarten, why are they still like a little girl when they are angry?
And with her giantess-like figure, wearing high heels that is a lot taller than me, isn't it a little too funny to pose like a little woman angry at this moment?
Looking at Jiang Yanan's pouting and pouting appearance, I couldn't help but tease her and say:
"Sister Beauty, listen to what you just said, you should be a policeman, right? Hehe, is this considered fishing law enforcement? ”