Chapter 5 Small Pills + Radiators

The wind of the summer night is exciting, blowing slowly, exceptionally fresh and cool.

On the soft lawn, Miss Dong leaned on my shoulder, looking at the stars and the bright moon, chatting about the topics she was interested in.

Seriously, it's the first time I've found out that a girl can be so talkative, and the content of the conversation can be so extensive.

From astronomy to geography, from history to military affairs, and even the sports that boys like, Miss Dong can say that she is the first to say.

Is this a Master of Finance who is knowledgeable and insightful?

I don't think so.

Because in my mind, the knowledge of the Master of Finance is very promising, but it is limited to the field of specialization.

In other words, a separate discipline such as finance, which is neither science and engineering, nor literature and history, has a relatively narrow scope of knowledge.

However, Ms. Dong is not only proficient in finance, but also able to integrate the two major subjects of arts and sciences and extend them to the theoretical level of finance.

As small as the financial operation of a certain team, the relationship with the skill level of the players; as large as a country's financial system and its industrial model; She is able to interpret and analyze from all angles.

Even after human colonization of Mars in the future, under the impact of extraterrestrial rare metals, the global financial system will be calculated by what kind of standard this kind of imagination. She can also speak very brilliantly, even hilariously.

However, to my regret, in such a romantic environment, we were chatting with each other in an ambiguous posture, but the content of the conversation between her and me was not a storm, but more like an outdoor open class in finance.

This inevitably makes me draw an exclamation point on Miss Dong's emotional intelligence; At the same time, he also draws a question mark about his place in his mind.

Perhaps, this is the sadness that most female masters have high IQ but low EQ.

And I, a first-year college student, no matter how close I am to my teaching assistant, may still be just a student in my heart.

When the sky was white, I sent Miss Dong back to the faculty dormitory, and in the case of her coquettish cuteness + coercion and temptation, I still carried her on my back along the way.

After seeing Miss Dong go upstairs, I silently returned to the dormitory alone, but not long after I lay down, I suddenly received a WeChat message on my mobile phone.

I picked up my phone and saw that it was Miss Dong's WeChat, and she typed three happy expressions at the beginning, and then wrote:

"Little Ash, thank you for your company last night, which calmed my mind down a lot."

As soon as I saw it, Miss Dong had a story, and she also looked like she wanted to tell me.

I hurriedly gave her three hugging emojis, and then wrote:

"What's the matter, are you unhappy? If you have one, you can say to me. I may not be able to solve anything, but I can be the person you talk to. ”

After about 1 minute, I received a message from Miss Dong on WeChat:

"It's nothing, it's just a broken love, forget it, don't mention him. Actually, I'm quite embarrassed, as a teaching assistant teacher who answers people's questions, when I have personal emotional problems, I have to go to the students to borrow shoulders. Hehe, little gray, you're not going to laugh at me, are you? ”

After reading the WeChat sent by Miss Dong, I smiled bitterly.

I said why did Miss Dong come to me at night, it turned out that she was using me as an emotional pill.

But this can't be blamed on Miss Dong, who let herself hand her tissues and ask her for warmth when she cried when she fell out of love.

In a special situation, it would be strange if she didn't use me as a small pill to treat her emotional injuries!

To put it bluntly, it's like a person who is about to freeze to death and suddenly sees a radiator.

You don't care if the radiator is very warm, as long as it has even a little temperature, this person who is about to freeze to death will instinctively lean on it to keep warm.

This is human nature, and there is nothing wrong with it.

But what made me feel depressed about this little pill + radiator was that I was busy for most of the night, and finally my knee was broken, and my shoulder was numb, but Miss Dong still treated me as a student, and even felt quite embarrassed afterwards.

And the most outrageous thing is that Miss Dong, you yourself feel embarrassed to do this with the student, even if you have to say it to me, and then let me be embarrassed with you.

Alas...... When I met such a female master with touching emotional intelligence, I was completely convinced.

I sighed at the phone screen and replied to Miss Dong:

"Hehe, how could it be? Miss Dong is such a beautiful beauty, it is my honor to ask me to borrow my shoulder. ”

After another half a minute, Miss Dong sent a happy expression, and then wrote: "Little Gray Gray, you are so good, thank you!" ”

I also replied with a happy expression and wrote: "You're welcome, the shoulder is here, Miss Dong wants to borrow it at any time." ”

After replying to Miss Dong's message, I yawned, shoved my phone under my pillow, and prepared for bed.

But I closed my eyes and was just about to fall asleep, when suddenly I felt the whole shelf bed shaking violently, and there was a slight gasping sound from the upper bunk, as if I was doing something indescribable.

Seriously, I'm convinced of this broken school, no wonder it can't enter the 985 and 211 projects, and it can't get in with the hardware facilities here.

What age is this, other college dormitories are air-conditioned and have new apartment beds.

Our broken school is good, the air conditioning is not mentioned, and the hot day is full of tears. But the school at least has to solve the bed problem, right?

Some people may not believe it!

Our school actually fooled us with the old shelf bed from the 90s. It is also beautifully said: hard work and simplicity are the excellent style of our school.

I wondered, since it is hard and simple, the annual tuition fee charged to us is much higher than that of 985 and 211 universities, what is going on?

Since it is hard and simple, the school does not bury itself in academic research, but focuses on enterprises, and even allows the playground to become a cannon field, what is going on?

Since it is hard and simple, but the principal drives an Audi A8, and always pulls a female teacher surnamed Wang to the hotel to guide the work, what is going on?

I remember a great man once said: No matter how hard you are, you can't be bitter for your children, and no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education.

Why did this sentence come to our school, and it became a school that can't be bitter no matter how hard it is, and no matter how poor it is, the principal can't be poor?

Looking at the shelf bed in front of me, which was older than me, and listening to the sound of the broken bed creaking as if it was about to collapse at any time, I was so emotional, I was almost speechless and in tears.

After about 5 minutes, the violent shaking and wheezing of the shelf bed stopped, and then I saw a chubby hand sticking out of the quilt on the top bunk, and throwing a wet paper towel down.

I was angry, and scolded Lu Xiaoshuai, who claimed to be a "Sagittarius male god" on the upper bunk:

"Lu Xiaoshuai, where did you throw the uncle? You're really a Sagittarius, and you're all on the Sagittarius in the end! ”