Chapter 13: Smash Bros

I remember that there is a song called "Jiangnan Leather Factory" that sings: Bastard...... The bastard boss Huang He, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling...... eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, owed 350 million, and ran away with his sister-in-law......

When I listened to this song at the time, I thought it was quite vulgar, and it was difficult to make a joke about the relationship between my sister-in-law and my brother-in-law.

And I don't understand why Huang He ran away with his sister-in-law, instead of running with his wife?

Looking at it today, I fully understand that the emotional sister-in-law and brother-in-law are true love.

You said that this pair of dog men and women, their sisters and their wives are like that with others, and they don't actually help with the rack, but talk to me on the sofa.

At this time, Wu Sichen was sitting on the sofa, tilting his head, looking at the little sister-in-law who had medicine for the corner of his mouth with a sweet face, and he was snorting in pain from time to time.

This dead virtue makes me disgusting, and my heart says that you are a big man, and the corner of your mouth is broken with a mosquito **-sized hole, do you want to be so hypocritical?

What's even more outrageous is Wu Sichen's sister-in-law, help Wu Sichen take medicine on the corner of his mouth, you will be fine! Why do you still blow the corners of his mouth with his small mouth while taking medicine? Look at that posture is almost kissed!

Forget about blowing, your red eyes seem to be crying: Eh, she is so ruthless, she feels sorry for me...... What's going on?

I wondered, you are so ambiguous, what is the drug? Or is it flirting?

Looking at this pair of dog men and women, I couldn't help but scold them:

"Hey, what the hell are you doing? Hurry up and pull the rack! A pair of stupid Bs! ”

After I finished scolding, Wu Sichen and his sister-in-law were frightened, but at the same time, they also woke up Lijuan.

As the saying goes, go into battle with brothers, fight with father and son! Now that the battle is so fierce, how can there be any reason not to ask my sister to help you? I heard Lijuan shouting at the top of her voice:

"Lihong, what are you doing? Hurry up and help me kill this slut! ”

When sister-in-law Lihong heard her sister call her, her ears were like Pavlov rattling a bell for a dog!

Immediately afterward, I saw her pull out a small bottle from her bag and walk briskly towards me.

Lihong walked away, and her mouth was still broken: "Slut, dare to bully my sister, see if the old lady doesn't teach you a lesson......"

Seeing this, Wu Sichen hurriedly chased after him to stop him and persuaded Lihong not to get involved in the matter between them.

How could Kleehong listen to this? Tear it up, drag it and come to me.

Seeing this scene, I slapped myself hard in my heart and secretly scolded myself for being stupid!

Isn't this full of food? Calling them over to help pull the rack? Her sister is here, it's good if she doesn't do it, what can she help pull?

While scolding myself, I cast a disdainful look at Lihong's little.

You are still indignant to help with the fist, when you stole your sister's man just now, why didn't you see such a deep sisterhood?

Besides, your sister and Miss Dong have been picking each other's hair for several minutes, and you little can't see it? Who is going to show the fake model at this time?

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and scolded Lihong who came over: "Get out of your mother's distance, don't be so messy if you don't help!" ”

Seeing me scolding her, Lihong looked at me in amazement for a full ten seconds, then widened her eyes, picked up the small bottle in her hand, and sneered at my face a few times.

I didn't know that she was spraying a magic horse, I immediately felt that my face was hot, and my eyes hurt so much that I couldn't even open them.

Seeing that I had been hit, Lihong sprayed me in the face several times without reluctance, and stomped on my foot with the heel of her high heels, and then raised her leg and kicked me hard.

Eh, I'm dripping, fortunately, I reacted quickly, and blocked her fatal blow with a clamp between my legs in time, otherwise the three generations of my family would have passed to me, which would be the end.

A few seconds before and after, on the face, eyes, and feet, he was continuously poisoned by Lihong.

Since I was a child, where have I ever suffered such a big loss? The rage value is full on the spot!

I don't care if it's a woman or not, I closed my eyes and slapped Lihong in the direction.

It's a pity that my slap was a bye, and I couldn't see with both eyes, so I fell under the action of inertia.

However, at the same time as I fell to the ground, I heard a pop next to me, followed by Lihong's sobs, and the shouts of Miss Dong and Lijuan at the same time as the sobbing.

"Little Ash, what's wrong with your eyes?"

"Ah, Lihong, you're bleeding! Bastard, you dare to hit my sister, the old lady fought with you! ”

"Slut, you are not allowed to hit the little gray ......"

I found out afterwards that although I had a bye in the slap before, Ke Lihong twisted her high heels and didn't stand up when she dodged, and she also fell.

What's even more unlucky is that she also sat on the fragment of the vase that Wu Sichen broke before, and as a result, she cut a small cut of about 2 cm on her buttocks.

I didn't know this at this time, but as I sat on the ground, not knowing what was happening, a soft body pounced on me, and then there was a sharp pain in my face, neck, and arms like I had been scratched by a cat.

"Eh, I'll go to your uncle's, you scratch me......"

As soon as I cursed, another soft body pounced on me and tore at the man on top of me.

Then another crying guy pounced on me and got into a fight with the two men on top of me.

For a while, I didn't know if it was one person scratching me and two people beating, or two people scratching me and pulling alone, the scene was simply chaotic.

In the chaos, someone ripped off half of the pants of my tracksuit, and I was scratched several times on my thigh, and then I heard a stabbing sound, and I felt a tightness underneath, as if the underwear was being pulled open.

In Wu Sichen, Niangniang chirped, "Don't ...... Stop...... Stop! In the process, tears of remorse flowed from my eyes that could not see.

Oh my God, my genuine CK, ah...... Phew.

Uncle, I poured blood mold, help someone move something to make it like this, what is this called?

In a hurry, I closed my eyes and pushed a few handfuls on my body, and in the process of pushing, I also heard a scream from Miss Dong, and then there was a softness in my hand.

But how can I care so much about this effort? his uncle's, love what's the matter, it's important to get out first!

After breaking free from the three women, I lifted my pants and groped my way into the bathroom in the direction of my memory, and then fumbled to find the faucet on the basin.

I can't help it, my face is so uncomfortable, I was scratched enough just now, I was sprayed with something before, and now it's hot and it hurts a lot.

Especially my eyes, I feel like they're still a little swollen at this point.

I washed in cold water in the bathroom for a full ten minutes, and the heat on my face faded, and my eyes could barely open, and I regained some vision.

Just then, there was a noise outside the bathroom, as well as the sound of a man asking.

I opened the door suspiciously, and I saw that the police were coming......