Chapter 1006: The Snake and the Rabbit [Mirren]

Mirren is a snake, but he has a crush on a rabbit.

This rabbit is also very stupid.

Meeting a rabbit was an accident.

It was supposed to be a big meal, but unfortunately he was already full, and this rabbit looked a little thinner, thinner than he had seen before, and it looked like he was gurgling.

The rabbit was still a little fatter and tasty, and then he plucked two radishes and threw them beside the rabbit, and left in a hurry.

Within a few days, he met the rabbit again, and he looked thinner than before.

It encountered a poisonous snake, and Mirren was watching the stupid rabbit in the grass.

However, the stupid rabbit is really the stupid rabbit, and when he meets other snakes, he actually crashes into the tree......

Before the snake could show its fangs, the stupid rabbit fell.

Viper: "...... What a stroke of luck today! ”

For the sake of feeding two carrots, I'll help it today.

Mirren touched his forehead, then slowly moved out of the grass.

"This is my rabbit, you are not allowed to move."

Half a minute later.

"What? Yours'? Why do you say that...... I'm wrong, I'm wrong, uncle, I'm wrong, the rabbit is yours, it's yours, I'll go! The venomous snake, which had almost been beaten into meatloaf, collapsed on the ground, moaning weakly.

"Get out of here, I'll see this rabbit walk around me later!" Mirren, who had turned into a human, kicked the snake away, turned around and walked away with the fainted rabbit.

He rubbed it with his hand, and sure enough, it was much lighter, and threw it into the bush and left.

See you next time, if the rabbit is fat, he will eat it directly.

Later, he ate the rabbit in a rabbit hole, and when he came out satisfied, he found that the stupid rabbit's rabbit nest was opposite.

I haven't seen it for a few days, and the rabbit has actually lost weight again, leaving only a layer of skin and bones.

With a stunted carrot in his mouth, he slumped weakly into his hole.

God, how can you be so thin as a rabbit, it's all bones and there's no place to put your mouth.

Mirren, who was in a complicated mood, rolled a lot of carrots and cabbage out of the rabbit hole, threw them in front of the stupid rabbit's hole, and then slipped back into the smoke.

The rabbit came out in surprise when he heard the movement, jumped twice in surprise, and then quickly nibbled on a carrot and dragged the other food back into the hole.

The way his ears fluttered, he made Mirren want to laugh.

Although this rabbit can't be eaten, it's still funny to look at it every day, but it can't feed itself.

So, every day, Mirren generously put some green vegetables and turnips at the mouth of his hole, and the stupid rabbit was not a picky eater, and ate whatever he was given.

Later, he secretly checked it while it was asleep, and found that it was a lot heavier, and the thick layer of fat on its body made him happy.

It seems that this rabbit still has room to gain weight, so it's better not to eat it.

It's just that this rabbit is too good at causing trouble, as long as it gets out of the rabbit hole, it will be caught by others, and every time it will bump into all kinds of inexplicable things and faint.

It's also a lot of fun to follow the rabbit every day, which is what motivates him to feed every day, and he even made a home in that rabbit hole opposite the rabbit's house.

He has been fed like this for more than a year, and this is the longest he has been doing.

Raising and raising, he has developed feelings, and he is unwilling to think about it carefully.

Until the arrival of the invaders, he began to face his own thoughts.

The stupid rabbit had changed, just after he hadn't paid attention, and it had been captured by the hunters.

After the rabbit escaped, not only did he start cultivating hard, but he also ran to places he had never been to before, and he ate more and more.

The most important thing is that it is not afraid to see the snake!

This is definitely not the stupid rabbit he has been raising for more than a year, who is this?

He didn't dare to confront this unknown intruder head-on, for fear that she would do something bad for the stupid rabbit.

Worried about the rabbit every day, fortunately the intruder does not seem to be interested in the rabbit and has not harmed the rabbit.

And also helped the rabbit cultivate a human form, although it was not perfect.

He took this guy named Bai home, and she worked so hard that she could hide her ears and tail, and she was so cute that she was chubby.

It wasn't long before he was entangled again by the eldest lady of the city lord's family, and the intruder seemed to be very interested in the eldest lady.

Even the smile reveals a hint of hostility.

Sure enough, the City Lord's Mansion fell in her hands.

He sensed it, Shiro was leaving, and the stupid rabbit was finally coming back.

This time he had to get rid of it, and as soon as she saw the snake, she hit the tree and fainted.

Then fatten her up again.

Mirren lay on the bed, holding the rabbit's hand, his eyes fixed on her.

I saw that her eyes were in a trance for a while, and then she rolled her eyes and fell on top of him.

Mirren thought this was a normal situation, but the rabbit lay on top of him for a long time and did not get up.

When the rabbit opened its eyes and woke up, it was greeted by a large face.

"Rabbit?"

"Tsk!"

"Don't be afraid, rabbit, I'm not a bad person, I'm ......"

"Tsk!!"

"Rabbit ......"

The rabbit slammed into the railing at the head of the bed and fainted again.

"Bunny!"

Two days later, Mirren discovered that rabbits would faint not only when they saw snakes, but also when they saw people......

Mirren suspects that rabbits don't "panic" when they see herbivores.

Later, Mirren used two carrots to gain the rabbit's trust, and he took it upon himself to name the rabbit Harman.

As a result of the long hours of feeding, Haman was no longer afraid of him, and he was just a "man".

At one point, he thought that the two of them were already on good terms, and he prepared Harman mentally for the serpentine form again.

It only took a second for Haman to pass out.

"It's a snake, don't come here!" Harman hugged his favorite rabbit doll tightly and curled up in the corner of the bed, looking at the approaching Mirren with a look of horror.

Tears were pouring out of her big red eyes.

"Haman, I'm a snake, but I'm a good snake...... Mirren tried to explain, but was hit right in the head by a pillow.

Haman's eyes widened, "I remember you, you were the snake that ran out and scared me!" ”

Mirren: "......, so she remembers?"

But there must have been a lot of snakes that ran out to scare her.

Haman continued: "You are the snake that lives across from my rabbit's nest, and I dare not go out." ”

Ha, he thought that the stupid rabbit didn't find out, but he always knew.

A smile appeared on Mirren's face, "Then I've been a neighbor with you for so long, and I haven't eaten you, doesn't that prove that I'm a good snake?" I don't eat rabbits. ”

"Nonsense, you just want to fatten me up and eat me, I know it! Those turnips and cabbages at the entrance of the cave were all thrown by you. Harman hugged the rabbit doll harder, his eyes reddening, and soybean-sized tears slipped from the corners of his eyes and hit Mirren's heart.

Harman, who had always thought he was a stupid rabbit, knew everything, and even knew what he was thinking.

Mirren felt the tip of his heart ache.

"But you know it's a radish and cabbage I sent, why do you still eat it?" It made him think she didn't know anything for a while.

Haman choked, bit his lower lip and whispered, "I'm hungry ......"

Mirren: "......"

"I'm hungry, woo woo, I'll give you back what I eat, don't eat me woo woo." As she spoke, Harman's tears fell like money, and soon the rabbit doll in her hand was wet.

"Do you still think that I raised you to eat you, do you think you are not fat enough?"

Haman was stunned, looked at him stupidly, and then wrinkled his little face even more aggrievedly, "You said I was fat, woo woo, you lied to me when you said I wasn't fat before!" ”

Mirren almost fainted to death, her mind jumped so fast that he couldn't keep up, the point was not this at all, okay?!

However, after Harman said that, Mirren still felt a little weak.

The family has not been peaceful at all these days, and Mirren's parents feel that Mirren is so bad that they can't even coax a daughter-in-law, and they plan to go into battle in person, but the result can be imagined...... Failed miserably.

Just when Mirren thought Harman might drown herself in tears, her slightly rounded little belly let out a "coo".

Mirren's gaze subconsciously looked at that place, and in the next second, a pair of white, tender and fleshy little hands covered it.

His stomach made an embarrassing scream, and Harman even threw away the rabbit doll in his hand, and his little face was slightly red: "I'm hungry." ”

It's an embarrassing sound, but she's not human, she's a rabbit!

The world has the largest belly, and only when the stomach is full does it have the strength to cry.

Mirren immediately asked people to serve radish soup, stir-fried greens, and turnip and greens buns......

It was only when Harman was gobbling up before a meal that he found a chance to explain.

He confessed, at first trying to eat the stupid rabbit, and then immediately got a complaining look from the rabbit.

He continued to speak, omitting Bai Xiaochang's matter, and sincerely told his heart.

Haman's expression froze, his jaw couldn't close, the bun he had just bitten fell off, he looked at Mirren with a shocked face, and asked, "What did you say?" Do you like me, a rabbit? ”

Mirren took the meat bun, put it back on the plate, raised his eyebrows and asked, "If I didn't like you, I would have eaten you a long time ago, will I keep you until now?" ”

Harman expressed the complex emotions on his face, and saw that Mirren was full of anxiety.

"You have a lot of sense, but I still can't believe it, you're a snake!"

"My stupid bunny, how can I believe what I say?"

"Do you really like me?" Haman will be skeptical.

"Of course!" Mirren replied categorically.

Haman suddenly became excited: "Okay, bring me ten more steamed buns filled with carrots and greens." ”

“…… Good. ”

In this way, the second biggest crisis of the Mirren family has passed, and Harman and Mirren have resumed their previous relationship, and they are still good friends who can chat purely under the quilt......

One night, Mirren's mother took Mirren into the garden and said earnestly:

"Son, when will you marry your daughter-in-law home, others will say that you are going to fatten up and eat when you raise your daughter-in-law."

Really, it was useless for her to explain to the snake sisters, and they even laughed at her son for liking a rabbit spirit, or the super fat kind.

It's too much!

Love is cross-racial, don't they know?!

Chubby girls look blessed, don't they know?!

Aren't all those popular dramas on the market written like this?!

"Mom is not in a hurry, how long has she accepted us." Mirren took his mother's hand to comfort him, but he was actually very anxious.

When will you be able to "eat" a rabbit that has been raised for so long?

Mirren believes that the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge, and one day it will be able to really "eat" the rabbit.

Mirren is hallucinating every day about how to dismantle and eat rabbits.

However, when that day actually comes, it will be a big crisis.

"See my rabbit?"

"No ......"

"See my rabbit?"

"No......"

"See my rabbit?"

"You even lost your wife?"

Mirren: "......"

Taunting him was a distant relative, a cobra, with an eerie humanoid form, and if a rabbit saw it, he would surely crash into a tree and faint.

Every time the two of them meet, they either fight or fight, in short, they are not right, they are mortal enemies.

But his own rabbit is gone, and Mirren has no heart to fight him, and finding the rabbit is the most important thing.

He turned and left to look for Haman on the other side, and the ignoring cobra was very annoyed, and reached out to stop Mirren, "Isn't it just a rabbit, what's so good to treasure, my parents always tell me how good you are, and finally you actually like a stupid rabbit, I don't think you're a big deal." ”

Mirren looked at the cobra's hand, his eyes narrowed, and the person didn't move, and he was silent for a long time and asked, "How do you know that my rabbit is stupid?" ”

"This ......"

"What's on your sleeve, rabbit fur?"

The cobra stiffened, and looked at his sleeve, and the dark cuffs were stained with a few snow-white hairs, which looked very obvious.

He subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, but was grabbed by Mirren again, unable to move.

Mirren: "You took my rabbit?" ”

The cobra shrank back, realized that something was wrong, gave Mirren a look that he thought was vicious, and sneered: "Yes, what, no, it's just a rabbit, if I eat it, you can still kill me?" Then it depends on whether the clansmen agree! ”

"Heh, I didn't want to use force on such a good day, since you want to be cleaned up by me so much, then I'm welcome!" Mirren grinned, but his gaze was cold.

"Come on, come, who's afraid of whom...... Ah, my hands! Let go, let go! ”

Mirren let go of his hand, and Cobra's rabbit-soaked arm hung limply and swayed weakly at his waist.

Screams echoed over the garden, and Mirren's mother rushed to the garden.

"Where's the rabbit?!"

"I don't tell you, can you ...... Yes! ”

"If you don't tell me again, don't ask for legs, next are eyes, tongue ......"

"I, I say ......"

After getting the exact location of the rabbit, the cobra was thrown to the edge of the flower bed, and Mirren passed by his mother and hurried away.

"Madam, what should this young master do?" The subordinates didn't know when they found a stretcher, and they took the initiative to carry the soft cobra to the stretcher.

"What cousin young master, what cousin young master, can this kind of garbage that kidnapped my daughter-in-law be called a cousin young master? Hurry up and beat him, save your breath, and kick out the whole family for me! Mother Mirren paused, and then said:

"The person who took the initiative to find a stretcher, get out after settling the salary, your cleverness is useless to me!"

The people who rushed to hear the news were stunned, and after a while they began to whisper, and the garden was full of discussions.

Mother Mirren pulled up her collar, turned her head up, looked at her with menace, and said: "I tell you, Haman is the daughter-in-law I recognize, no one can bully her, put away all your careful thoughts, this is my home, in my territory, I don't care if you are a python or a poisonous snake, all clamp the tail for me, don't think about some of the haves and nots, otherwise...... Hmph, that cobra is an example. ”

The people around him suddenly retracted, their eyes widened, and their eyes revealed disbelief.

On the other side, Mirren found his rabbit in a basement, cowering in a dark, damp corner.

The ears and tail were exposed, dirty and dirty, and the snow-white wedding dress was stained with a layer of gray and even blood.

The round little face was pale, his brow furrowed uneasily, and he was still shivering in his sleep.

Mirren nervously checked her condition, then breathed a sigh of relief, and then cried and laughed.

has been arrested, and can still sleep, is it not light or big-hearted?

Mirren took Haman back to the new house, and halfway through, Haman woke up, and after seeing who the face in front of him was, his little face wrinkled into buns, and he cried out.

"Woo, there is a snake bullying me, and he also said that he will pick my skin and dig out my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, so terrifying Woo Woo, Wo Wo is afraid...... His teeth were still glowing blue, and he had a bloody mouth that almost swallowed his ......" Haman choked twice, burying his face in Mirren's chest, shivering.

"Don't be afraid, rabbit, I've already taught that snake a lesson, and he won't be bullying you."

Mirren soothed on his lips, but he kept scolding in his heart, that damn cobra actually scared the timid rabbit so much, and the rabbit was lucky that he didn't break his head.

I'll clean up the snake when I have time.

Now the most important thing is that his little rabbit is frightened, and he is afraid that he will not be able to eat it tonight.

It's despairing that you can't eat the meat that reaches your mouth.

In the end, a certain snake still managed to eat the rabbit, making the rabbit beg for mercy in bed.

Mirren's parents have always been nice to Harman.

The story of a rabbit living happily in a snake's nest has become a powerful piece of evidence for the saying "love is across races".

Many years later, Harman secretly told Mirren a secret.

In fact, she was also chubby back then, and then there was a nest of rabbits opposite her house, they were simply bandits, and she finally planted white and chubby cabbage and round carrots, all of which were snatched away by them, and there were no radish leaves left!

She was also beaten several times, paralyzed in the den for several days, and dragged her sore body out to forage for food, only to meet the snake Mirren by chance.

I was going to run away, but I had a twitch in my leg and hit a tree and fainted.

She thought she was going to be finished, but she didn't expect to wake up and actually have food by her side!

But luckily there was only one time, and the food she hadn't easily dragged back was snatched away by the bandits again!

She really wanted a snake to kill that nest of rabbits.

As a result, the dream came true, and Harman was a huge admirer of the snake at the time.

Soon she found that the snake had settled on the other side, and she was so frightened that she did not dare to go out to forage for food, but the strange snake always brought food, so that she did not even have the slightest idea of going out to forage for food and grow vegetables.

In short, she used to be a good rabbit who was self-reliant, and it was the snake with bad intentions who raised her to waste!

Haman pinched a ring of soft flesh on his stomach, and his aggrieved eyes silently accused Mirren.

"It's okay, you don't have to farm in the future, I'll raise you for the rest of your life!"

"You let go of me, woo woo, it's worse than being beaten."

"How so, you have to feel it."

"Roll...... Not! ”