Chapter 536: Grandpa is crazy
With Bai Xiye's sudden disappearance, the living room suddenly became eerily quiet.
Liu Changge and I both looked at the place where Bai Xiye disappeared in a daze, and some didn't react.
After a few seconds, Liu Changge muttered, "Fengzi, why do I feel weird? ”
I nodded, it was indeed a little weird, Bai Xiye's words were obviously interrupted before he finished speaking, and he shouted at Bai Xiye before he disappeared, and it was Bai Ling'er who interrupted him.
But this makes people wonder, since Bai Ling'er doesn't think about me anymore, why would she suddenly interrupt Bai Xiye at this time?
Shy? With Bai Ling'er's character, she was able to confess to me again and again in front of her classmates, she was not shy at that time, and she could still be shy at this time?
It's weird to think about this, but I didn't dwell on it.
is still the same sentence, I had Zhou Xiaoqing at the beginning, and now I have Yushu, it is impossible for me and Bai Ling'er to be broken after all, this matter can be broken, then it will be cut off like this.
Suddenly, Liu Changge slapped me on the shoulder: "Why are you stunned?" ”
I came back to my senses, smiled and said, "It's fine." ”
Liu Changge suddenly grinned: "You really didn't have a heart for Bai Ling'er?" ”
"Wow, do you want to be such a beast?" I glared at Liu Changge, "When you knew Bai Ling'er's identity, you still insisted that I not get too close to her, but now because of this, won't your conscience hurt?" ”
"Cut...... Casually ask, you're still on the line. Liu Changge glanced at me, sat on the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs, and muttered: "But I really think that the Bai family's matter is not so simple, with Bai Xiye's character, his attitude towards you today is too abnormal." ”
I frowned and sat down as well: "Is it so serious? ”
"It's that serious." Liu Changge nodded: "Do you believe it or not, if I took a picture of Bai Xiye's words and deeds to you with my mobile phone just now and put it on the forum, would I be able to blow up half of the Yin and Yang Realm?" ”
I was stunned for a moment, Liu Changge can talk to this point, and he will not be untargeted, it is estimated that Bai Xiye is indeed too abnormal today.
After thinking about it, I smiled: "The past is all in the past, since you don't love it, why bother with it?" The entanglement is not clear, but it hurts Bai Ling'er. ”
At this time, my phone rang suddenly, and I took it out to see that it was the Sanjie monk.
I chuckled in my heart, when I went to the Yu family with Liu Changge before, I asked the monk Sanjie to take the cute baby baby to take care of my grandfather, and now he suddenly called, could it be that something happened to my grandfather?
I hurriedly answered the phone, and as soon as I connected, the monk of the three precepts on the other end of the phone howled: "Amitabha, you can answer the phone, come to the hospital, something happened." ”
When the monk of Sanjie spoke, I vaguely seemed to hear the sound of something breaking and someone shouting.
My face changed dramatically, and I was busy asking the monk Sanjie what was going on, but the monk Sanjie exclaimed "ah" and hung up the phone.
I was in a hurry, so I rushed out of the door with Liu Changge and went straight to the central hospital.
When we arrived at the hospital, Liu Changge and I hurriedly entered the elevator, and as soon as we got out of the elevator door, we heard a commotion from the other end of the corridor.
When I looked closely, I saw a large group of people on the periphery of a ward, and that ward was where my grandfather lived.
"Something happened!" I was so anxious that I ran over there, squeezed into the crowd, and looked into the ward, and I was not calm anymore.
The ward was in shambles, some medical equipment had been overturned to the ground, and there were still a doctor and two nurses standing at the door, without exception, all three of them were all grizzled, full of fear, their professional clothes were torn and tattered, and the doctor was shivering with a chair leg in his hand.
And in the ward, I don't even know how to describe this scene, it's so exciting!
My grandfather was still weak before, but now he suddenly ran around like a chicken, and every now and then he had to climb a window and jump to put on a somersault.
The monk of Sanjie was sweating profusely and chased after his grandfather to stop, and the cute baby little zombie followed behind the butt of the monk of Sanjie and twisted his little ass and paced, and his hands were still slapping and asking my grandfather to do another somersault.
This scene is no longer enough to describe it with chickens flying and dogs jumping.
This is grandpa flying, grandpa is jumping!
Suddenly, my grandfather jumped to the window, grabbed the window with one hand, and put the other hand on his forehead with a concave shape, the whole thing looked like a monkey, and shouted at the same time: "Oh, I am the Buddha Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva specially assigned to take the Western Scripture, Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King, handsome to the scum!" ”
I don't listen to the whole person well, just my grandfather's old sling, how can he not be related to the handsome scum, I still believe in the simple scum.
As soon as the words fell, the cute baby little zombie who followed behind the Sanjie monk applauded and shouted: "Grandpa is powerful, grandpa is mighty, come and do a somersault!" ”
I had the urge to grab the cute baby little zombie and smack my ass, this fart kid, it's really not a big deal to watch the excitement.
"Good Ratcha!" What I didn't expect was that my grandfather actually responded to the cute baby little zombie, and really jumped into the air and did a somersault, and then landed firmly on the hospital bed, continuing to pose with the POSS of the grandson monkey.
"Grandpa did a good job, two more flips." The cute baby baby zombie followed with a cheer.
I was furious, and if I continued to toss like this, I had to comminuted my grandfather's whole body, and I was so anxious that I shouted: "Little boy, if you make trouble again, Lao Tzu won't give you tomatoes!" ”
This shout had the effect of shocking the audience, and the entire ward fell silent.
As soon as the monk of the three precepts saw me, he immediately recited Amitabha Buddha and collapsed on the sofa panting, but when the cute baby little zombie saw me, he was so frightened that his little body trembled, stuck out his tongue, and then paced in front of me, laughing and saying: "Father, just now, what you saw is not real, it is all fantasy, I am very weird, I can't help but give me tomatoes." After saying that, the fart kid was still tugging at my right hand very doggy, rubbing his fleshy face against my back, and at the same time flashing his eyes at me.
I've been so out of temper by this fart kid, yes, after this fart kid came out of the soil, the more he learned, the more he got better.
At this moment, the doctor and nurse in front of me turned around and glared at me, and the doctor with the leg of the chair held up a stick and scolded me: "You are a family member, right? Your old man is obviously not mentally ill, why is this all of a sudden? Do you want to deliberately make trouble and smash the yard of our hospital? Beat me up, and almost stripped the clothes of these two little nurses, you hurry up and let him stop, I tell you, if I hadn't seen him as an old man, I would have picked up the leg of this chair a long time ago. ”
As soon as the words fell, before I could speak, the grandfather who was squatting on the bed and posing for POSS suddenly jumped down with an arrow step, rushed to me, and then turned around and slapped the doctor in the face, and then scolded with a sharp voice: "Oh, you monster, you dare to argue with my grandson?" Eat my grandson! ”
After that, my grandfather began to take off his pants......
(End of chapter)