Chapter 49: The Praying Mantis Catches the Cicada
In the early hours of the morning, it was dark.
Washing is Jia Ren's favorite thing.
Cao Ying got up early and had already finished washing, so she came out to walk around, and when she saw Jia Ren always washing her face, she asked, "Why are you so keen on washing your face?" ”
Jia Ren rubbed the cloth for washing his face and said, "Most of those coffins are rotten bones, so it's okay. But sometimes I come across such a treasure land, and the corpses are still rotting. When you lift the lid, the smell makes you vomit for three days and three nights. But you've got to reach in and pull out those treasures...... When he returned to the ground, the first thing the old man did was to wash his face and rub his ...... vigorously."
Cao Ying's throat swelled...... Where had he experienced this, but he was so good that he would not die, he asked, "Reach out and dig out, what do you dig?" ”
"Fart plug."
"Gross!"
At breakfast, Cao Ying looked at the fragrant cake but didn't move.
"It's fried in mutton fat, and it's delicious." Yi Niang explained.
Lamb fat, lamb ...... Sheep Butt ...... Sheep fart plug.
"Gross!"
Cao Ying covered her mouth and rushed out.
Yang Xuan wondered, "This is ......"
How many months has it been?
"It shouldn't be!" Yi Niang tore a corner of cake and put it in her mouth, and then roared, "Cao Laogou, you will cook by yourself in the future!" ”
Arguing early in the morning can make people's qi and blood flow smoothly, and watching from the sidelines also has an effect, Yang Xuan found himself comfortable.
Cao Ying vomited and came to look for Yang Xuan again.
His face turned pale, and he looked a little miserable, "Lang Jun, that old thief has some skills, but we are doing a big thing, if we are unintentionally detected by him......"
"Vote!"
"What kind of vote?"
"Let him kill one person, a family of four people." Yang Xuan thought of Yan Cheng, "The people who killed the He family." ”
"You go and keep an eye on it." Yang Xuan got up and went out.
Cao Ying's eyelids were beating wildly.
He still felt a chill down his spine when he saw the old thief.
"What do you think of Lang Jun's future?"
The old thief was picking his teeth and praised: "The future is bright." ”
"Do you want to do things with Lang Jun?" Cao Ying asked with a smile.
"Nature." The old thief followed Yang Xuan to eat and drink spicy food every day, and he had long been happy to miss the tomb.
"Lang Jun needs loyal people around him."
The old thief raised his eyes, he knew that those powerful people and families had their own henchmen, and they could be called dead soldiers. Who doesn't have such henchmen, and they are embarrassed to greet people when they go out.
"The first batch of those who followed Lang Jun will be rich and noble in the future. If you can't get it right, you can still get an official to do it. ”
If Lang Jun succeeds in his rebellion, his henchmen will naturally rise.
The old thief thought to himself that those families and powerful officials had their own ways, and as long as the staff around them were willing, it was really not difficult to be an official. He is a tomb robber, and the nobles naturally look down on him. And Yang Xuan is rarely promising, and he can't say that he will soar in the future.
There was more light and longing in the eyes of the old thief...... He dreams of glorifying his ancestors, but what he thinks about the most is to be a tomb robber and an official...... Who has ever seen a tomb robber as an official? Dream on!
"You can still marry a lady!" Cao Ying added a bargaining chip.
The old thief who used to be covered in corpses and had no woman to look at said without hesitation.
"Yes!"
"Go kill someone."
Cao Ying smiled.
Outside the door, Yi Niang held the hilt of the soft sword and said in a low voice: "Don't seek death!" ”
"Good!"
The old thief said very happily: "The old man is a dregs who wanders between the netherworld and the world......"
Yi Niang quietly retreated.
But Cao Ying thought of the fact that Yang Xuan ordered him and Yi Niang to kill the leader of the He family's guards.
Vote for the name!
Looking at such a harmless Lang Jun, he actually has such means.
Thinking that she had a little contempt for Lang Jun in the past, even if it was just in her heart, Cao Ying still felt a chill down her spine.
"The old man has escaped!"
At lunch, Yang Xuan heard a message.
"One of He's stewards died inexplicably at his mistress's house at noon, and when he was going to the toilet, he was crawled in through the back window, stabbed a bamboo stick in the middle of his head, and drowned."
Bao Dong is back, and he is naturally the first to release this news.
Someone sneered, "I'll refute the rumors." The horse in charge suddenly went berserk, and threw him off at the end of the head, breaking his neck, saying that he could look back and see his back. ”
Hey!
Someone ran away after eating in three or two.
It turned out that he was right.
The student said triumphantly: "Later, when I saw that the horse was actually fed aphrodisiacs, I went crazy." ”
Someone was puzzled, "I took an aphrodisiac...... Horses should also go to find horses to vent, right? ”
The student sat down and picked up his chopsticks, "It's a stallion." ”
The man was even more puzzled, "The dog knows how to rub against a person's leg when he is in heat, why can't the horse find a tree to rub?" ”
The student sighed, "The stallions are all castrated. ”
What will a stallion do when it has nowhere to vent?
Everyone's legs tightened, and a tragic atmosphere arose.
Bao Dong bowed his head, "Someone is also selling medicine, what do you do...... Rejuvenation Pill, this person is shameless to the extreme, I'm thinking about how to clean him up. ”
Isn't this what the TV says about touching porcelain?
Yang Xuan asked, "How did that medicine boast?" ”
"A good man never bows his head."
Bao Dong glanced down, "Exaggerated." ”
"That's right."
Yang Xuan felt that this advertisement was excessive.
……
Every day at noon, Yi Niang has to go shopping.
There is no need for a carriage, and a few people's Cai Yi Niang can be loaded with a bamboo basket.
"This mutton should be the most tender."
Lang Jun is still young, and he has to eat the best mutton to be burly and handsome.
"The vegetables give me watery, don't have yellow spots."
At that time, the crown prince was deposed, the family was imprisoned, and the concubine gave birth to a child. Someone suggested informing the emperor that the queen might be able to soften his heart and let go of the prince's family.
Yi Niang raised her eyes to look at the flow of people in front of her, thinking of the prince's appearance at that time.
The prince was smiling, and for the first time after being deposed, he smiled so carefree, reached out and touched the child's face, and then refused.
Oh that kid!
Yi Niang's eyes were more tender, and she even hummed a ballad.
Buy vegetables in the east market, buy fabrics in the west market.
Lang Jun's feet cost shoes, and no matter how thick the soles are, they can't withstand his grinding. Go home and make a pair of shoes for Lang Jun, which should be thicker.
She walked back with a full bamboo basket.
Went straight out of the East City, and arrived at Yongning Fang, Yi Niang took a shortcut.
There are a lot of small alleys, and those who are not familiar with them will get lost.
Turning the corner, a beggar sat at the mouth of the alley, silently looking at the moss opposite.
Hearing footsteps, he lowered his head and looked at one of his dirty, broken shoes. And the other leg is no longer needed, neatly broken from the knee down.
A pair of delicate shoes appeared in the beggar's sight, he put his hands between his thighs, his head almost hung down to his chest, and said in a beautiful voice: "The weather is hot, you must not run around, and the crutches must be guarded, lest those evil boys or naughty children get away, how will you walk then?" ”
An oiled paper bag was placed in front of him.
"Put it away, don't be robbed. Also, there is a pair of shoes here, not shoes that I don't want Lang Jun to want, it's just that your feet don't fit......"
A new shoe is placed in front of the oiled paper bag.
"It's bigger, but it's comfortable."
Pu Lu walked out of the alley, and the beggar quickly glanced up at the back until it disappeared, and then picked up the oiled paper bag.
Inside were five loaves of bread, enough for him to eat for a day.
The shoes are not big, but they are very comfortable to wear.
He put his shoes in his arms and ate the cake slowly......
Yi Niang was about to prepare lunch when she got home, and when she heard the sound of Yang Xuan coming back, she went to the kitchen to look at the stewed bones, smelled the fragrance, and thought that Lang Jun would definitely be more burly than the emperor when he ate these.
"Your Majesty, the slave didn't mean it." Yi Niang folded her hands, pretended to be frightened and bowed, and then stuck out her tongue.
She walked out and heard Yang Xuan and Cao Ying talking in the back room.
“…… That Han Ying is more arrogant now, this person is like this, at this time and that time, at that time, her business was just ordinary, and she could only support herself and that Wang Shun, so she smiled a little humblely. At this time, she has money in her hands, so she has confidence. This man! Money is ...... guts," Cao Ying coughed.
Yang Xuan's voice was very calm, and there was no fluctuation, "When I was in Xiaohe Village, the biggest luxury every day was to have meat to eat, not to be scolded, and to give half an hour of free time was the day of the immortals." But after arriving in Chang'an, now I eat the food made by Yi Niang every day, live in a good bed and quilt, and wear good clothes, but am I happy? Not. It can be seen that people's desires are endless, greedy. I understood, and invited her to come. ”
Han Ying is here.
This is her first time coming to Chenqu.
It was an old thief who brought her.
The door opened, and a somewhat kind-faced woman stood inside the door, her hands in her sleeves, and as soon as she raised her head, an indescribable momentum greeted her.
"Follow me." The woman turned around, and the indisobedient temperament made her a little trance.
Outside the hall, Cao Ying, who had handed over the dividends to her, stood there and said, "Han Niangzi, Lang Jun is inside, please." ”
Han Ying had some hallucinations, feeling that she was walking in the palace and was about to visit a nobleman.
Stepping into the hall, Yang Xuan knelt on the top, squinted at her, and smiled, "Sit." ”
Han Ying sat down, and after relieving herself, she immediately spoke.
"Yang Shuai, the business of Wonju ramen is good, I wonder if I can expand it, double it or ...... But I need to invest money in, I want to invest more, of course, Yang Shuai is willing to invest more, I'm thinking...... Or, Yang Shuai also voted for 30%? Yang Shuai is such a young man and promising, and he will definitely rise to the top in the future, which is enviable! ”
Yang Xuan is now a bad handsome man in Wannian County, or a student of Guozijian, a young man, just a few words of praise, can he still sit firmly? With his part, those evil young people did not dare to find fault, and there was a lot less trouble and unexpected expenses.
Han Ying felt that her abacus was not bad at all.
Because she saw that the corners of Yang Xuan's mouth were slightly upturned.
And then.
Fingers knock on the case.
In a tone that Han Ying was very unfamiliar with, it was almost condescending.
No, it's just condescending.
It's like looking at a humble ant.
"Refund the money!"