Chapter 13 The Thousand Households are in good health

Hearing Zhu Yixiang say this, Lu Yan also felt that this magistrate was sick in his head, and asked, "What kind words do you want to say for him?" ”

Zhu Yixiang became excited, and hurriedly said: "Lord Qianhu, this is a corrupt official, a big corrupt official, he is an official barn rat, you must arrest this corrupt official and eliminate harm for the people!" How much do you think he has a year, and he gave me two hundred taels of silver without blinking an eye, how much do you say he is greedy on weekdays? ”

Lu Yan stopped him, "You have received money from others, is it appropriate to say this?" ”

Zhu Yixiang smiled flatteringly and said, "I only tell the truth in front of Lord Qianhu!" It can be seen that I am loyal to you...... my lord."

Lu Yan knew what he wanted to say later, so he stopped him and said, "Tonight, you have both wealth and wealth, congratulations!" ”

Seeing that Lu Yan didn't mean to let him hand over the silver, Zhu Yixiang was a little happy in his heart, knowing that he was going to say "lust" after talking about "wealth", so he hurriedly said: "Isn't this all thanks to your blessings, this fat county wants to stuff silver and women into you, but who are you!" The high wind is bright, the two sleeves are breezy, the justice is awe-inspiring, and the bright and upright Jinyi Wei Qianhu Lu Yanlu is an adult! It's not that he can't stuff it in, so his brain breaks and stuffs it on me. ”

"The green peony tonight is not given to you by the magistrate, but you are all taken advantage of! Have you ever figured out how many inches the golden lotus of the green peony is? ”

Zhu Yixiang scolded in his heart, fuck you instructed me to do this, and now I'm talking like a hooligan! But I also had to follow Lu Yan's words: "That green peony is actually a pair of heavenly feet!" Feet bigger than mine! ”

Lu Yan narrowed his eyes, "Really? ”

Zhu Yixiang nodded heavily, "Really!" It's true! Really! I touched a pair of heavenly feet, which were two or three laps bigger than those women in the Qinglou! According to my years of research, this woman's golden lotus should be small and bent ......."

Lu Yan glared at the obscene billet Zhu Yixiang with disdain, and Zhu Yixiang was so frightened that he swallowed his high-minded talk about the study of women's golden lotus back into his stomach.

"It seems that this famous prostitute green peony in Jiangnan is not simple!"

"Do you see something?" Zhu Yixiang asked cautiously.

Lu Yan didn't hide it from him, explaining: "Such a powerful light skill, you can't just rely on hard work, you must be talented." If it is a woman wrapped in three inches of golden lotus, who walks and still sways, how can she rely on a few golden silks to walk on the ground in mid-air! ”

Zhu Yixiang hurriedly patted his ass and said: "The adult is really wise and powerful, and his eyes are like torches, no one can escape your eyes!" I really thought that this green peony was a fairy and could fly in the sky, but it turned out that there was a silk hanging from the sky! But why didn't I find the silk? It's still an adult......"

The horses were a little disgusting after listening to too much, Lu Yan didn't want to deal with him anymore, so he got up and went to sleep outside!

Zhu Yixiang stood up and moved his kneeling numb knee, and couldn't stop scolding the damn fat Zhixian in his heart, what medicine did he take wrong to arrange him and Lu Yan in the same room, but there was only one bed, borrowing his life, he didn't dare to squeeze a bed with Blood Yama!

I have the heart to go out and squeeze with other brocade guards now, it is estimated that they will all sleep, and he can't find the way, he was embarrassed for a while, so he carefully put a few chairs in the room together, and lay on the chair with clothes.

On the second day, everyone was full of energy after sleeping enough, only Zhu Yixiang was holding his waist and his face was haggard, he slept on a cold bench all night last night, and now his back hurts. Fat Zhixian came over to greet the thousands of households in the morning, and saw Zhu Yixiang sitting alone in the corner sadly hammering his waist, and came up diligently to ask: "Little brother, what's wrong with you?" ”

Zhu Yixiang glanced at Fat Zhixian, greeted his ancestors for the eighteenth generation in his heart, and replied, "I slept comfortably yesterday, and my back hurts!" ”

Fat Zhixian covered his mouth and snickered, and said, "Lord Qianhu is in good health!" ”

Zhu Yixiang was surprised in his heart! Whether Lord Qianhu is in good health or not, and whether my back hurts or not are two things that have nothing to do with each other!

After breakfast, Zhu Yixiang wanted to find a place to make up for his sleep, but he was led out by Lu Yan and accompanied the living Yama King to the village next to the post station for an unannounced visit. This time, there are only Lu Yan and Zhu Yixiang, Lu Yan is dressed like a rich boy, and Zhu Yixiang naturally has to wear some shabby clothes and dress like a little guy!

Lu Yan claimed to be in the medicinal herb business, and rested in a tea shop less than five miles away from the post station, and the boss was telling the guests that the fire at the post station yesterday had burned the entire post station cleanly, and three people were burned to death.

The people who passed by sighed: "The world is chaotic now, some time ago, the officers and soldiers who escorted the military pay on the pipeline died a lot, and this post station was burned!" ”

One person said: "I heard that this is not an accident, it was someone who killed someone and set fire, I also went to see it, and I also saw Jinyiwei!" Even the Jinyi Wei was shocked, I heard that the Jinyi Wei who came was the famous Blood Yama, which shows that this case is not small! ”

At this time, a scholar in a green cloth shirt walked into the tea shop, the tea shop was full of guests, the scholar walked to the table in Zhuyi Lane, and arched his hand and said, "Two of you, do you mind if I share a table?" ”

"It's okay, Childe, please take a seat!" At this time, Lu Yan had a good temper.

When a guest came, the story of the tea shop owner came to an end, and he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him.

The scholar said: "Boss, come with a pot of tea and a bowl of noodles!" ”

After ordering the meal, the scholar looked at the two people who shared the table with him, one master and one servant, there was only a cup of tea in front of the master, obviously a person with excellent cultivation, but in front of this servant there was a mountain of melon seed shells, and a face with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but it was a crooked expression of melons and cracked dates.

The scholar arched his hand towards Lu Yan and said: "Since we are fortunate to meet here, and we also eat at the same table, it is really a great fate, Xiaosheng's surname is Wu, his name is great, and his words are hao, dare to ask this son's surname?" ”

When Zhu Yixiang heard this name, he smiled and said, "It's useless!" Your parents don't want you to come out so much! ”

This sentence made Wu Gongzi a little embarrassed, and he could only say: "My father has never read a book, and he hopes that I will be a useful person and name 'Dayong', but he ignores the surname!" ”

Lu Yan glared at Zhu Yixiang, and arched his hand and said, "Don't give your surname Lu, the eldest in the clan, Uncle Lu!" When Lu Yan went out on patrol in disguise, he restrained the anger on his body, and he had a bit of a noble son's style.

Zhu Yixiang spit out the melon seed skin in his mouth and said: "I can't be exempt from being expensive, my surname is Zhu, and my name is Zhu Laoer!" ”

The scholar obviously didn't care whether a servant's surname was expensive or not, especially when Zhu Lao'er's mouth was so owed, he didn't glance at him, he only talked to Lu Yan and said, "Look at Lu Gongzi, he should also be a scholar, right?" ”

"No, I'm here to collect medicinal herbs, and Childe looks like a scholar!"

The scholar waved the fan in his hand, and the fan was written with four big characters of "useless", but the words were good words, but he smiled bitterly, with a sour and rotten energy of a reader, and said: "Xiaosheng is a rough understanding of a few big characters, read a few sage articles, and so far there is no fame, it is really worthy of the three words 'reader'." ”

Zhu Yixiang, who was sitting next to him, interjected and said, "I'm like this too!" I like to read, and I don't have a reputation, I usually like to read "Golden Bottle Plum", "Cutting the Lantern New Words", "Wushan Yan History", I see that Xiao Gongzi has read more books than me, and what are the best words to tell me! ”

Hearing the titles of these books in public, Wu Dayong panicked for this Zhu Lao Er, and hurriedly straightened his clothes and said, "I don't read such books!" ”

"Then what are you reading? Is there anything better than those just now? Tell me! ”

"I ......" Wu Dayong felt that he couldn't chat with such a vulgar person, so he lowered his identity by saying a few more words, and he chatted with the master of his family, what did he say to a servant, this master seemed to be a person with excellent cultivation, but he didn't know how to restrain people, so he smiled and said to Lu Yan: "This servant of Gongzi is really lively. ”

The shopkeeper came over with food, and he also liked to chat, and said: "This boy is a scholar, and the reader is good, if he is admitted to the Jinshi in the future, it will be beautiful." A few days ago, a high-ranking official passed by here, and the luggage alone was full of several carriages, and if I were twenty years younger, I would have gone to study."

Hearing that there were several carts full of luggage, Lu Yan's mind moved, and he asked the shopkeeper: "This happened a few days ago, what kind of official came here, and where did you go?" ”