Chapter 26: Blind Dog's Eyes
In the dark of night, there were five cats talking about something on the roof.
The beige female cat with sunglasses and a purple cotton coat wagging her tail said, "I'm going to fight those mad dogs tomorrow, have you thought of a way to deal with it?" β
"Well, I'll pinch my fingers, it's better to... Surrender!" One of the four subordinate cats said.
"Smack!"
The cat boss instantly twitched his tail and slapped it far away.
Looking at the cat's fate, the first cat on the left said, "It's better to... Give them some cat poop coffee!"
"Smack!"
The cat boss instantly slapped his tail and shot it far away, following in the footsteps of the first cat.
Now there are only one cat left on the left and one on the right, and at this time, the cat on the right has just opened its mouthγγγγγ After a while, the cat boss whipped it away as well.
"Alas! I haven't even said it yet!" With the departure of the third cat, the last cat cautiously and panickedly took out a business card and said quickly: "I picked up a small piece of paper on the ground, the kind that was thrown at the door of the hotel room!" Not a flight attendant nurse student girl! This seems to be an assassin, we can send him to kill the boss of the Wangxingren!"
In the nick of time, when the cat boss's tail barked and pumped it, it finally finished in one breath, and the cat boss's tail was also retracted.
The cat boss slowly took the business card with the cat's tail, and looked at the information on the photo and muttered, "Assassin... Wu Liuqi?!"
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"As a professional assassin!" In the night, Wu Liuqi, who was wearing white clothes, black shorts, and three pieces of short hair on his head, came to the cat boss's side, and said very forcefully.
"Take your feet off the ground first, you've stepped on my tail." The cat boss shuddered and said.
"Oh, I'm sorry." Wu Liuqi took a step back awkwardly.
Again, he said: "As a professional assassin, I never ask why, only when and where. β
Handing it to Wu Liuqi with a photo of his tail, the cat boss said: "Before dawn, the headquarters of the Wang Xingren, the target person is, the leader of the Wang Xingren." β
"No problem, I want his dog to die before dawn." Wu Liuqi said coolly with firm eyes.
"I'm not asking for his dog's life, but I want you to stab his dog in the eye."
"Good! Blind his dog's eye!"
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At the headquarters of Wang Xingren, Wu Liuqi looked at the two watchdogs at the door and said, "The defense is so tight, we have to find a way." β
Accompanied by Wu Liuqi's treacherous laughter, he took out a round egg from his lower body and threw it to the ground, with a bang, white smoke surrounded, Wu Liuqi turned into a yellow dog, and successfully blended into the headquarters of Wang Xingren.
"What are these stupid dogs doing when they don't sleep in the middle of the night? Wow, each one looks so vicious!" Walking in the headquarters of Wang Xingren, looking at the other Wang Xingren staring at him, Wu Liuqi thought to himself.
"But it's hard for me to pull, I just need to be quiet... Uh-oh!" Wu Liuqi was halfway through speaking, when a red ball smashed into his face, interrupting him abruptly.
"Who it takes the ball and smashes me!" Wu Liuqi angrily picked up the red ball and said loudly.
However, all he saw was a bunch of dogs coming towards him in front of him.
After a series of battles, Wu Liuqi lay on the ground, slowly moving until he ......
"Hey!" Wu Liuqi and a carp stood up, looked around, and looked at the three dogs in front of him, two on the left and right, and the middle one was the most ferocious and huge, and he was still sitting on a chair.
"Huh? Could it be the boss of the Wangxing people?" Wu Liuqi thought suspiciously in his mind.
took out a photo of a cute puppy singing with a microphone, Wu Liuqi jumped his eyes back and forth from the photo and the real fierce dog boss, thinking, "Huh? The style of painting doesn't seem to be the same!"
In Wu Liuqi's reverie, the two dog protectors took out long knives and spears and aimed them directly at Wu Liuqi.
Wu Liuqi instantly kicked the photo aside, raised his hands and said, "The two big guys have something to say!"
One of them said, "What's your name?" How I haven't seen you. β
"My name is... Little mad dog. Wu Liuqi said intermittently.
Wang Dudu said: "Wang Xingren is surnamed Wang, how can there be any little mad dog." β
"Little Mad Dog is my nickname, and my real name is Wang Mad!" Wu Liuqi, who raised his hands, said after thinking for a while.
Boss Wang clasped his hands and said solemnly: "Your name is Wang Crazy." β
Wu Liuqi said: "Isn't it... Wang is crazy~, "If one day, I have nothing to rely on, please leave me in your arms"..."
But before Wu Liuqi finished speaking, he was instantly grabbed by Boss Wang's throat and picked up.
"Everyone knows that I'm the only one here called Wang Crazy, and why do you have such a heavy human smell? Aren't you a Wang Xingren!" Wang Crazy said with a serious face.
At this time, Wang Zhuge came out and spoke: "Boss, I have a way to test whether he is really Wang Xingren!"
It shook its head and said, "As the saying goes, dogs can't change their eating." β
"If you're a Wang Xingren, try it right away!" Wang Zhuge pointed with his right hand and shouted at a piece of that had just been pulled out by the cyan puppy.
"It can't be serious, is it?" Wu Liuqi thought in horror.
Wang Zhuge said: "Come, eat while it's hot." β
Wu Liuqi: "You take a bite and try it first." β
Looking at Wu Liuqi, Wang Zhuge immediately took a bite and swallowed slowly.
"Eat, you!" Saying that, Wu Liuqi directly pushed the in Wang Zhuge in his hand and pasted it on its face, and kicked Wang Zhuge away.
And then there was a crackling brawl........
And then it's crackling, crackling, crackling.......
In the end, like the original plot, Wu Liuqi still met Plum Blossom Thirteen.
"Hey! I've obviously changed so much to show you, why don't you still believe that I'm not crazy? "To the masked Plum Blossom Thirteen, Wu Liu's or seven explanations had no effect.
"Hmph, do you think I'm going to believe you? Take the dog's life!" As he spoke, Plum Blossom Thirteen raised the short knife in his hand and stabbed at Wu Liuqi in the form of a stab.
Wu Liuqi had no choice but to defend, but to no avail, he was defeated and retreated, and he was beaten by Plum Blossom Thirteen without the power to fight back.
But fortunately, Wu Liuqi used his anger to control the scissors, successfully reversed the situation, and also took advantage of the situation to break through the mask of Plum Blossom Thirteen.
"Yo~ It turned out to be a beauty, add a WeChat~" Wu Liuqi said obscenely~
"Humph! to my face! Now it doesn't matter if you're crazy or not...... You're going to die!" Plum Thirteen said angrily.
Then he started the next round of battle with Wu Liuqi.
"Block the block!"
The scissors and the two short swords slammed into each other, making a crisp sound.
Suddenly! Plum Blossom Thirteen took advantage of the moment when Wu Liuqi didn't pay attention, Plum Blossom Thirteen grabbed Wu Liuqi's hands and interlocked his fingers, and flicked the short sword tied to the long hair and ponytail, and stabbed Wu Liuqi.
Seeing that he was about to stab Wu Liuqi, in a hurry, Wu Liuqi instinctively reacted to straighten the hands of the two people who were originally interlocking fingers, so directly, just like that, the lips of the two were tightly pressed together.