Chapter 3 Zhuyi Lane
At this time, in the twilight hall, Zhu Yixiang was holding a brush in one hand and wine in the other, his clothes were half-open and slumped in the gentle township, looking at the two little men lingering on the bed, sighing and shaking his head.
A young man with red lips and white teeth next to him posted up and said, "Master Zhu, what do you think of the slave family?" ”
Zhu Yixiang glanced at him obliquely and shook his head.
The little man glanced at him angrily, and walked away, and the old bustard sneered beside him: "You have seen all the people in our twilight hall, and you don't like this one, and you don't like that either, don't you yourself have any ability to swagger and deceive!" ”
Zhu Yixiang hugged the wine jar and said with drunken eyes: "Since it is the Spring Palace of Longyang, men should have the appearance of a man, look at you..." ”
"Why, are you still asking me to find you a big black man on the street? Of course, the spring/palace diagram has to be a beautiful child! ”
Zhu Yixiang shook his head, "You people say it's beautiful, but it's also beautiful, but it's a pity that something is missing!" ”
The old bustard sneered and said disdainfully: "What's missing? My boy doesn't lack any parts on his body, and he's not a eunuch in the palace! ”
"Oh, it's not that there's one missing! It's a little bit less rhyme! Do you know what rhyme is? ”
This adjective is too abstract to be understood by ordinary people. The little guy next to him was curious: "What is rhyme?" ”
Zhu Yixiang sighed: "Hey! At first glance, you are lonely and unheard of vulgar fans, rhyme......" He thought for a while, and said: "Hu Jiangli and Bi Zhixi, Su Qiulan thinks I admire!" ”
"What does that look like?"
You have to talk to these people, so Zhu Yixiang described: "It should be the kind of young scholar in his early twenties, who is thinner, but it's not good to be too thin, you have to look thin, but there is flesh on your body, if this scholar knows a little bit of fists and feet, and his posture is upright, it will add a bit of heroism!" If such a person can lie on the bed with his clothes half open...... Oh, think about it, it's the best in the world" After speaking, he raised the wine jar and was about to take a sip of wine to slow down the delusion just now, when he suddenly saw a man walking towards him, the wine glass was thought of Tao Ling, and the belt was surrounded by hatred of Shen Lang, with a beautiful appearance and elegant demeanor, especially the pair of phoenix eyes that hooked the soul, comparing all the vulgar fans in this world to dust! This is simply an immortal who came out of "Lisao"!
Zhu Yixiang froze, and all the wine spilled on his clothes.
The man walked up to him and asked, "Are you Zhu Yixiang?" There was coolness in the voice, but in Zhu Yixiang's ears, it was like a hollow valley orchid, indescribably pleasant! Half-drunk and half-awake, he muttered: "The world is stunning, stunning!" Then he complained to the bustard: "With such a stunning color, why don't you call it out early!" ”
Hurriedly got up and spread out the rice paper, dipped the pen in ink, and said to the man: "This beauty, you are good anywhere, but you are wearing too much, come and take off your clothes, go to the bed and lie down, you don't have to take it off, it is best to take it off half-way, do you know what Wei and Jin are romantic?" yes, that's what it looks like......"
The old bustard was also stunned, and hurriedly stopped Lu Yan and said, "This master, we don't pick up guests during the day, if you come to play, you have to wait for the night!" ”
Lu Yan bypassed the old bustard, grabbed Zhu Yixiang's bun, and smashed his entire head on the rice paper, and all kinds of paints on the table pasted Zhu Yixiang's face. Before Zhu Yixiang could react, he saw a bright knife stuck into the table with the tip of his nose sticking to it.
He rolled his eyes down, looked at the slender blade, and all the obscenity/filth in his brain turned into cold sweat with the wine in his stomach and discharged from his body, and his head suddenly sobered up...... Embroidered spring knife? ”
"Yes, it's a knowledgeable person!" The corners of Lu Yan's lips rose slightly, and he asked again, "You are Zhu Yixiang?" ”
This time, Zhu Yixiang replied, "Yes, yes...... This official, there is something to say, there is something to say, I am just an ordinary ordinary citizen in the market, one did not kill people and set fires, two did not commit adultery, and have always abided by the law, but good people, good people, I saw that the officials of the Jinyi Guard are all retreating, even if they can't avoid it, they are kowtowing to you from afar, where did I accidentally provoke you, I apologize to you......"
This person is a good white and pure skin, like a rich boy, but unfortunately as soon as he opens his mouth, he is full of scoundrels, how to describe it, a kind of person who insults Sven!
Although Lu Yan is now called the bloody Yama who kills people without blinking, he was also a student who read the books of sages and sages back then, and he hated a cultural hooligan like Zhu Yixiang who called himself a scholar when he knew a few big characters! "You said you were an ordinary ordinary citizen, I can't see it, right?"
"Master Mingjian, I'm really just an ordinary ordinary ordinary ...... in the market."
"You didn't kill people and set fire to the traitorous department, why did you hide when you met Jinyiwei?"
"I ...... I'm not afraid of colliding with the officials! ”
"Babbling, what do you know about that robbery in Twilight Cloudpool?"
"What twilight cloud, what robbery, I don't know, I don't know anything!"
Lu Yan's blade was close to Zhu Yixiang's cheek, and he lowered his voice and said, "After you think clearly, my knife doesn't have eyes!" ”
Zhu Yixiang cried and begged: "Official, I really don't know anything, I'm just an ordinary ordinary person, I swear, I swear to the flower in front of me!" If there is half a lie, let this flower pot fall and kill me! ”
There is a flower table in front of Zhu Yi Lane, there is a pot of peonies on the flower table, as soon as he finished speaking, a small man hit the flower a few times because he was frightened, the flower was a few crooked, and the peony on it was impartial, just smashed on Zhu Yi Lane's head, and then, Zhu Yi Lane's head opened a hole, and he was unconscious!
Zhu Yixiang felt a chill hit his face, and then he woke up, touched his face, his head was watery, and his head hurt as if it was about to crack, and when he looked around, three greetings popped out of his head - who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
But soon, there will be answers to these questions! This place is in the cell of Jinyiwei Qianhu, although the eighteen tortured punishments in Jinyiwei's prison are not all here, but the eerie and terrifying things hanging on the wall also make him creepy, if you don't know how these punishments are used, it's okay, but it's a pity that this Zhuyi Lane is too curious on weekdays, and the scope is too wide, he knows what he should know, and he knows what he shouldn't know!
As soon as he looked up, he saw that the brocade guard who had been teased by him just now was sitting upright in front of the table and flipping through a book, the prison was already gloomy, and the flickering fire reflected on his face, which was a face that had beaten Pan An and Song Yu, but at this time it was more terrifying than the torture instruments in the room, he subconsciously hid back, his back was clamped, and when he turned around, he saw the two fierce gods looking at him angrily, and hurriedly turned around, it was better to look at the white-skinned and beautiful Bai Impermanence in front of him!
Lu Yan got up and walked towards him slowly, his face was full of murder, arson, and framing, and he didn't smile at the skin before he was framed, "Zhu Yi Lane!" ”
"Yes...... The villain is here! ”
"You came to Yangzhou three years ago, and you make a living by writing fragrant words and drawing spring/palace pictures for people, as for your hometown, origin, and what people are in your family, but no one knows!!"
Zhu Yixiang hurriedly said in fear: "That, sir, I came here three years ago with a big flood, and my head was flooded and I lost my memory, where did I live before?" I can't remember who was in the house! ”