"You...... Okay? Qin Chuchu pursed his lips and asked, and handed over a piece of toilet paper very kindly.

Tang Yuchen took it calmly, wiped the splashed snot, and then said, "It's okay, let's go back." ”

As he spoke, he sneezed even louder.

This incident tells us that pretending to be forced has to pay a price!

"What did you bring with you?" After being silent for a long time, Tang Yuchen suddenly asked, such a silent and wordless atmosphere was really weird, so he felt that he needed to say something, preferably the kind that could contact and connect with each other.

"A few clothes and some everyday items." Qin Chuchu replied.

Just brought such a little thing, and the daughter-in-law has no plans to live for a long time!

Tang Yuchen thought about it, glanced at the time, and said: "Since it is to play a husband and wife to dispel their doubts, then you have to pretend to be some, I think it's still early, why don't you go to the mall, and prepare everything, so it's foolproof?" ”

"No need to ......"

"It's decided, now you think about what to buy, it's best to have food, clothing, housing and transportation." Not giving Qin Chuchu a chance to refuse at all, Tang Yuchen continued, and even threatened, saying: "If there is a flaw, both of us will have to go to jail." ”

Hitting the snake and hitting seven inches, Tang Yuchen took what Qin Chuchu was most afraid of, and it was very easy to use.

Listening to Tang Yuchen's words, Qin Chuchu sulked even more, hugged his backpack tightly and thought angrily, who is it because of?!

At this point, there is no use in resisting, you can only take one step at a time.

"The two of us are also tied together in this matter, and I should also bear part of the responsibility, so you must not be polite, buy it casually, and don't have any psychological burden." Tang Yuchen added another sentence, showing that he was very wealthy.

And in this regard, Qin Chuchu only attached two words, hehe, this kind of rich man who can smash her to death by pulling out his hair!

"I'm a little sleepy and want to squint for a while, and call me at the mall." After Qin Chuchu finished speaking, he leaned on the car door and pretended to sleep, but he just didn't want to talk to Tang Yuchen awkwardly.

She felt that they were an editor and an author, and now they were entangled, if someone dug it up, they might not be poked in the backbone, of course, it was her Qin Chuchu's backbone.

She cherishes her life and reputation, and she wants to live for two more years, so it's better to stay away from Tang Yuchen.

……

After all, it is to create an illusion that he has been married for many years, so Tang Yuchen has a lot of things to buy, from food, clothing, housing and transportation, to eating, drinking and having fun, everything must be prepared properly.

"Spring, summer, autumn and winter, all the clothes are purchased, can we go back?" Qin Chuchu asked with a decadent face, did she really not know that the original man was shopping...... It's crazy too!

After stepping on high heels for two or three hours, Qin Chuchu only felt that his feet hurt, and he was about to curse.

Hearing the voice, Tang Yuchen turned around, Ling Rui's gaze looked through Qin Chuchu from head to toe, and then said, "There are still a few missing pieces that I haven't bought." ”

"What?"

"Follow me."

Qin Chuchu looked confused, but Tang Yuchen pulled people over, and then stopped in the women's underwear area.

"What do you like? Shall I pick it for you or do you pick it yourself? Tang Yuchen asked with sparkling eyes, in fact, he was gearing up, in fact, he wanted to get started himself.

For example, the black lace one, and the big red one without a trace, well, both are good.

As soon as these words came out, Qin Chuchu's face suddenly turned red and became congested, she shook off Tang Yuchen's hand and glared at him fiercely, "Shameless!" ”

Tang Yuchen: "......" is shameless, a huge injustice!

Qin Chuchu shook his hand and wanted to leave, but Tang Yuchen still pulled the person back quickly, and said very righteously: "We are husband and wife, but we don't have a piece of your underwear at home, isn't this clearly telling them that we are fake?" ”

Tang Yuchen said very reasonably, Qin Chuchu couldn't find anything to refute him, but she still felt uncomfortable psychologically, that is, this was a shaking stall, and she was pulled back by Tang Yuchen.

And when she came back to her senses, she saw the sign above her head, which was full of affection and fun underwear stores......

Love, fun......

Undergarments......

Shop?

Qin Chu Chu smiled cruelly, and couldn't wait to slap it, she knew that this Tang Yuchen was an old rascal in sheep's clothing!

"Hey, hey, you said that we shouldn't have some spices to spice up between our husband and wife?" Tang Yuchen covered his face and said, he was still very indebted.

Qin Chuchu clenched his fists and smashed it mercilessly, I'll go to your husband and wife to increase the fun of the spice!

"Speak as you speak, and you are not a gentleman when you do it." The corner of his mouth was punched, and Tang Yuchen still had time to talk nonsense, and it seemed that the blow was light.

"Don't be shy, do you want to come into the store and have a look? It's all new this season, and you're guaranteed to like it! ”

Just when Qin Chuchu and Tang Yuchen were at a stalemate, the clerk who had been watching walked out to solicit customers, she was obviously a normal smile, but Qin Chuchu always felt creepy.

"No need." Qin Chuchu didn't think about it and said, turned around and left.

I went to the emotional underwear store with Tang Yuchen, and I thought about it with my toes!

"Come in and have a look, and you don't need money~" The female clerk continued to smile and said, if you take a small handkerchief, she will definitely be the young lady who sold laughter in the Qinglou in ancient times.

"Bring me your bestsellers." But Tang Yuchen opened his mouth cheekily, and even turned his head to look at Qin Chuchu, and said meaningfully: "70C." ”

Qin Chuchu: "......" Tang Yuchen, tell me clearly, how did you see her 70C size from under the layers of thick clothes? !

"Daughter-in-law, don't be shy, come in and have a look."

Just when Qin Chuchu was distracted, Tang Yuchen pushed people into the store with a smile.

When she came back to her senses, she saw all kinds of adult products in front of her.

If it weren't for the dim warm light used in this store, you would definitely be able to see her flushed face clearly.

This bastard!

Soul light!

Qin Chuchu was so angry that his mind was blank, and he didn't notice that Tang Yuchen was taking advantage of him again.

"Daughter-in-law, everyone is an adult, who hasn't seen a few sets of adult things." Just when Qin Chuchu's brain turned into a mess, Tang Yuchen's faint voice came from his ears again.

"I've heard that your editors drive a lot in the office, often at the scene of a rollover." Tang Yuchen completely ignored Qin Chuchu's tense body and continued.

It seems that the corners of the other side of the mouth also want a piece of black green!

In fact, what Tang Yuchen said is right, everyone is an adult, Qin Chuchu thinks that she is not a seventeen or eighteen-year-old innocent girl, and she drives with other editors on weekdays.

But when she got here, she just felt uncomfortable, and she didn't even dare to look at Tang Yuchen!

"Daughter-in-law, tell me, how many little yellow books have you read?" Tang Yuchen's eyes were shining, and there was a touch of interest on his lips, and he was looking forward to discussing it with Qin Chuchu.

Qin Chuchu took a deep breath, tried to keep his sanity, turned his head to look at Tang Yuchen, squinted his eyes, and said, "It seems that you know our daily life as a content editor very well?" ”

Tang Yuchen sensed the danger, put away the playful look on his face, coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "I'm just hearsay, I want to come to verify with you." ”

Saying that, Tang Yuchen quickly glanced at Qin Chuchu, quickly put aside his gaze, and showed a very weak appearance, and said: "I plan to write a hilarious supernatural essay based on the daily life of the editorial department in my next book, do you think it is very emotional for the great god and the editor to be the protagonists?!" ”

Qin Chuchu: "...... It's good if you're happy. ”

I can't find out that this person is an all-round writer, so I don't have to worry about what type of writing or what.

Even if it's not like this, with his hot pen name, as long as he doesn't write a mess of, he can make him popular.

"That's it, I'll go back and prepare a new book." Tang Yuchen hooked the corners of his lips and said, the story of the great god and the editor is really very exciting!

The most important thing is that this editor must have a thin waist and long legs that are easy to push down, like Qin Chuchu is the best.

"Do you want me to remind you how many blades and blood books your Fantasy Travels received?"

Just kidding, as soon as he heard that he was going to open a new book, Qin Chuchu's frightened heart attack was about to come out, can you not say that one is one out?

Can you calculate how many threats you've received?!

Did you know that there is a room in the company where all the blades and rotten eggs sent by your fans are placed?

When Tang Yuchen heard this, he sniffed weakly, and his vision began to wander.

"These are our best-selling ones, do you like them?" Fortunately, the clerk's voice suddenly came, rescuing Tang Yuchen.

Tang Yuchen breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head and saw her coming over with a stack of cardboard boxes, her eyebrows slightly raised, looking forward to it.

However, looking at the box in her hand, Qin Chuchu's eyebrows twitched.

"Confidential money, no plug-ins, we will only take it out when the guest asks." The clerk said mysteriously, and then opened the box in front of Qin Chuchu and Tang Yuchen.

Inside the box...... Lay down...... A few rags!

Qin Chuchu was about to vomit blood, what did you say you had a bra for, leaving a rope seven or eight meters long?

But Tang Yuchen's eyes lit up, and he nodded seriously, "Wrap them all up for me." ”

Look at this person, he is obviously buying adult products, and he still looks like a gentleman and elegant, why is he so black-hearted!

Qin Chuchu couldn't stand it anymore, and he didn't want to stay here, so he was about to go out with a cold face, "Look at it yourself, I'll go out first." ”

Even if Tang Yuchen wants to create a picture of husband and wife love, she is about to be unable to pretend.

"Then you wait for me outside, and I'll come when I'm done." Tang Yuchen's eyes flashed slightly.

The goal has been achieved, Tang Yuchen is also very talkative and lets people go, anyway, the coming day is long, he has bought everything, and he is afraid that he will not be able to wait for the time to use it?

"Sir, your wife is a little cold, do you want me to recommend you something else?" Durex's new thermal ......"

"Load it and have it delivered to this address." Tang Yuchen said, left the address, paid for Mali, and left.