19 The villain died of too much talk
There are 7 days left until Smash Bros.
Zhang Fan's winning streak came to 99.
This is the longest winning streak outside of the Colosseum's strongest.
And today, for the 100th time, he will challenge the strongest of the Colosseum.
Today's audience is as excited as if they have been beaten with chicken blood.
The duel between the two powerhouses, the general scene of Mars hitting the earth. How can it not be exciting?
Zhang Fan also clenched the scabbard of his left hand.
is finally about to face the strongest, and Zhang Fan has a little excitement in his heart.
He stood in the middle of the Colosseum, his eyes fixed on the entrance a hundred meters ahead.
A moment later, a man jumped out.
When Zhang Fan saw this person, the whole person was not good: "It turned out to be him!" ”
I saw that this person was wearing a red uniform with a small amount of black accents on it.
He wears a red hood on his head, and the area around his eyes is also black, while the eyes are white.
Behind his back, two knives were crossed on his back.
And the way he jumped, I'm afraid no other adult could do it except him.
The DJ shouted: "Now we have the record holder of 233 consecutive wins in the Colosseum, the strongest man in our Colosseum, Mr. Immortal: Death-Squire-"
"Deadpool—"
"Deadpool—"
"Deadpool—"
The scene suddenly resounded with the sound of mountains and tsunamis, and the cheers were uniform.
That's right, this guy is none other than Deadpool.
Marvel movies with the same Deadpool!
Deadpool hears the screams of the audience and finally stops jumping.
He looked around, kissed his hands on the lips, and then reached out to the audience and made a big flying kiss.
"How are you in the audience?"
"Good!"
The audience replied in unison.
"Do you miss me?"
"Yes!"
The audience's voice is still so loud
"Do you love me?"
"Love!"
The enthusiasm of the audience has long been ignited.
"But I don't want you, not at all. I don't love you either, I even hate you. You guys have nothing to do when you're full, and you want to watch others kill to the death. Is that what you're after? Your quest is so brutal and primitive?
Can't you be a little taller? Human beings are a civilized race, and they have long been free from cruelty and inferiority. I advise you, go home. Your mom is waiting for you to come home and pee. ”
He said in a tone of hatred: "There is an old saying in the East that a child cannot be taught, and it is about you cruel, vulgar and boring guys. ”
Then, he said to himself, "But then again, I like to fight and kill." Hey, newcomer, let me femdom you today. Accept the gentle punishment from Deadpool! ”
The DJ at the scene explained at this time: "Everyone knows that Mr. Deadpool is almost immortal, and no matter what injury he suffers, he will heal himself in an instant. Therefore, he was able to occupy the strongest throne in the Colosseum for a long time. Now Zhang Fan is going to challenge Mr. Deadpool. Let's wait and see who kills the deer—"
"Deadpool—"
"Deadpool—"
"Deadpool—"
The audience was still chanting Deadpool's name.
Although this guy is very cheap, he is so cheap that people like it.
And he is almost immortal and strong.
Who doesn't love the strong?
At this time, Deadpool spoke to Zhang Fan.
"Newcomer, since you don't know anything about me, let me first give me a general description of my situation. My name is Deadpool, Deadpool's Death, Deadpool's Waiter. That's not a bad name, isn't it? As for my ability, it's probably martial arts, super self-healing ability......"
Deadpool is talking a whole bunch of crap again.
Finally, he said to Zhang Fan: "If you want to win me, I think there is almost no such possibility. So, get down on your knees in front of me and sing "Conquest", dear. That way I can consider killing you with a few fewer slashes. Then ......"
Whew-
Two soft sounds.
Deadpool suddenly stopped moving.
A moment later, a line of blood appeared under his neck.
Then, his head slipped off his neck and fell to the ground with a thud.
“Oh,shit! I'm going to call the villain die from talking too much. But technically, I'm not a villain. Of course, I'm not decent either. However, I don't know that I have super healing powers. Even if you cut off the head, it's useless.
You may wonder if if you cut off your head, you will grow a body from the head side, or another head from the body, or if both sides will heal themselves at the same time and become two Deadpools. To be honest, I'm curious too, so let's look into it together. ”
Zhang Fan has a big head.
This little cheap is really not an ordinary word.
After a while, there was no movement either on the head or on the body.
Deadpool smiled awkwardly and said, "Looks like something is wrong, wait a while, just wait a while." ”
However, after waiting another minute, his head and neck had no intention of healing themselves.
Deadpool's head noticed Zhang Fan's knife at this time.
"Shit, your knife...... Carbon-nano steel? ”
Zhang Fan nodded.
"I'm grass, carbon nanosteel, why didn't you say it earlier? Carbon-nano steel can inhibit self-healing factors. Won't I be able to heal myself? If you soak the horse in the future, one body will carry a head, and you won't be scared to death of the young lady? You guy, ruined the happiness of my life! ”
Zhang Fan was speechless.
This guy talks too much.
He looked at the DJ on the high podium in the distance and said, "It's time to carry it out." ”
It was only at this point that the audience and the DJ came to their senses.
When Zhang Fan cut off Deadpool's head with a knife before, they didn't think so.
Because they know that Deadpool has the ability to heal itself, and even if he cuts off his head, he can recover in a short time.
Unexpectedly, with this knife, Deadpool has not been able to heal himself until now.
Of course, this is also Deadpool's carelessness.
Originally, his speed could have blocked bullets with a knife.
But he thinks he has a strong ability to heal himself, and even if he is slashed by this guy, he will be fine.
Unexpectedly, this guy's knife turned out to be a carbon nanosteel knife.
After the DJ came back to his senses, he finally said, "Oh, yes, the winner of this game is Zhang-Fan-he cut off Deadpool's head and thus ascended to the throne of the Colosseum's strongest man, let's cheer for him and cheer for him-"
"Zhang Fan—"
"Zhang Fan—"
"Zhang Fan—"
Zhang Fan finally heard the cheers of the audience at the scene for the first time.
Although I know that this is only a virtual world, these cheers are also automatically generated in the system.
But he still had a dark heart.
From not being favored at the beginning, along the way, to finally becoming the strongest existence in the Colosseum.
Thus being recognized.
It's still very rewarding.
At this moment, the scene in front of Zhang Fan's eyes changed, and he returned to the stone room at the beginning.
In front of him, Tachibana Youjing, who had long blue hair, a white dress on his upper body, and a blue skirt on his lower body, appeared again.
He began, "The second phase is complete. Next, it's time to move on to the third and final stage. ”