The female reporter was a little embarrassed, but the smile on her face became more and more enthusiastic, "The theme of the haunted house is called the Ancient House Year Beast, where did you experience it?"

"There's an old house," the girl said.

"The beast didn't look," the boy scratched his head.

A reporter in the first row held up the microphone and said, "Two, where is the grandfather who is nearly 80 years old at the moment?" ”

"I'm probably already at the cemetery," the boy scratched his head and looked at Xiaohui.

The female reporter was even more embarrassed, "Two, is the uncle touching the scene and going to see the old man"

"Still can't stand being sent to the hospital?" The male reporter asked sharply.

"That's right, grandpa is indeed as the reporter just said," Xiaohui said, and the male reporter raised his proud face and "went to sweep his wife's grave"

The hostess calmly said, "It is said that the haunted house venue is composed of two concentric circles, the inner circle is the ancient house of the Republic of China, the outer circle is divided into eight pieces, which can be rotated freely, and there is a gate inside, which is seamlessly connected with the door of the ancient house, so that you can enjoy the terrifying sound effects from all directions as soon as you enter, and the experience of real screams of real people"

The reporters around her looked at her: "Why don't we know? ”

Ending.

Fragment one

Thief! ”

"What?" The two looked at Holmes in unison.

According to Guan, the boy said, "Zhou Yu's wife is Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao has a sister named Da Qiao, Da Qiao married Sun Ce, Sun Ce has a sister named Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang married Liu Bei, Liu Bei has a son named Liu Chan, Liu Chan's queen is Queen Zhang, Queen Zhang's mother is called Xiahou Juan, Xiahou Juan's father is called Xiahou Yuan,

Mrs. Xiahou Yuan's brother-in-law is called Cao Cao" and finally said, "Zhou Yu called Cao Cao 'Cao Thief'"

"Are you familiar with the Three Kingdoms, or have you played too much with Honor of Kings?" The girl said in surprise.

The boy stood still and did not look at the girl.

"How can you call someone a thief, this can get a red envelope"

"Grandpa, this can't be beaten, who will give you the red envelope" The girl said dejectedly.

"Hmph" Guan Mou didn't overdo it, he was a little angry, and his face became redder and redder.

"Don't be angry, Liu Bei and Cao Cao are still fighting"

"The old man remembers that Zhang Fei and Zhuge Liang are both related to the old Liu family."

"Guan doesn't care about children's personal affairs"

"Hey, Xiaohan, you ask your mother's sister's husband's sister's husband's brother's daughter-in-law's cousin's son's lover's brother, what should you call your father," Xiaohui called.

"Oh oh, I'm close to my mother's sister's husband's sister's husband's brother's daughter-in-law's cousin's brother's brother's brother's brother, I'll call him and ask him what to call him, I'll get back to you later"

"Xiaohui, I call him uncle"

"Uncle? , isn't it, Zhou Yu is called Cao Cao a thief"

"He said that I would like to call him whatever he wants, it's rare that I'm still thinking about him, and I'm going to send me a red envelope, bling bling" The voice of a cash cow shaking money came from the other end of the phone, "Alipay has arrived 10,000 yuan"

"Xiaohan, I know, thank you"

Xiaohui put down the phone and said "uncle" to the spiritual position.

That's right!

Uncle?

That's right!

"Thief!"

Roll the calves!

The director looked at the screen and nodded, I see.

"Director, do you want to ban your phone" The staff member slashed down with his palms upright.

"No, no, I'm afraid they won't be able to answer"

Fragment two

"Brother Guan, give me strength!" The boy lay on the ground pretending to be a corpse motionless, and his throat had been cried out inwardly. A wisp of soul floated in the shape of an Aladdin's magic lamp at the door of his head.

"Hugh has to make trouble!" Guan Gong crossed his legs and said, "It is very touching for the husband and wife to meet"

"What, I'll listen," asked the man lying on the ground, his eyes closed.

Guan Gong confessed to him 1510.

Tears welled up in the boy's eyes.

"Guan Mou is gone, go and ask what is going on, this is a messy relationship network."

Fragment three

"Huifen'er, what are you scaring little Hui'er, that girl" The old man sat in front of the cemetery and burned paper money.

"Old man, it's not me"

"Men are all attentive, there is no good thing" Meng Po counted the money next to her, "Seeing that you two are true love, I will give her another three years, and don't forget to come to sweep the tomb on the death day every year" After speaking, the smoke dispersed.

"Old man"

"I'll throw you some more money"