I was standing in the gate of Guandi Temple, I didn't bother with Hu Xiaoli anymore, closed the door casually, inserted the thick latch, and strode towards the East Cross Courtyard.

I kicked off my shoes, didn't take off my clothes, and went straight into the bed.

As soon as he wanted to turn off the lights, Xu Laosan came in with a smile and said to me: "Eldest grandson, what are you doing noisy outside, the two of them can get divorced, between mother and son, it is a constant bone and tendon!" ”

"Can you change the subject?" I didn't have the heart to say it.

"No problem, the third grandfather will change the topic - smoke a cigarette first."

Xu Laosan said, shoving a cigarette into my mouth.

Xu Laosan is actually an old naughty boy, an old bachelor who may have never married a daughter-in-law in his life, and he is like this when he is old, although he usually has no face and no skin, but at a critical moment, he is still quite humane.

Seeing that I was really in a bad mood, Xu Laosan kindly lit a cigarette for me again.

I took a puff, I smoked before, and I felt a little choked, but this time, not only did I not feel the smell of smoke choking people's throat, but I also felt a little bit, fluttering, in the smoke, I suddenly had the illusion of becoming a fairy.

Xu Laosan saw me smoking, and he lit one himself.

"Then let's change the topic, eldest grandson, that jade pendant is actually my master, the gift gift to the old fat junior brother, the yellow character on the jade pendant is still carved by my master's old fool."

"My master and his old man passed down two things at the beginning."

"One is this Taoist temple, which was passed on to my uncle, and the other is the jade pendant, which was passed on to my master."

"Back then, the senior brother kidnapped the second senior sister, so Yu Pei, they don't have the face to ask for it."

"And I, I inherited my uncle's Taoism, and I can't get both benefits, so this jade pendant was given to Lao Fei's junior brother by the master, and then I wanted to take a look at it and touch it, but Lao Fei didn't agree."

"Your grandfather, too, is too stingy!"

"That jade pendant is made of Huanglong jade, the material is not superb, and the workmanship is also very average, but! But it is said that there is an ancient secret hidden in the jade pendant, and that secret is the key to finding a treasure of the world. ”

"This is still a certain time, Uncle Shi was drunk and said it inadvertently, and I heard it."

"My master, I definitely didn't tell my grandfather, this secret of the jade pendant, so my old fat junior brother, stupid and stupid, didn't take the jade pendant with him."

"As a result, your father took your mother and eloped to school on the night he stole the family's money, not to mention, but also stole the jade pendant, that stupid boy loved beauty and was blinded by love, so he gave the jade pendant to your mother."

"Your grandfather found out that the treasure of the master was gone, and he was furious, suspecting that I had stolen it, and came to the Taoist temple to make trouble with me twice, and then he knew that he had wronged me, and he didn't apologize."

"Even if your mother is a thousand-year-old vixen, your grandfather can't beat her, isn't there still my master behind her, why didn't your grandfather tear his face with your mother? It's not because the treasure of the master has fallen into the hands of others. ”

"Your grandfather threw a rat bogey, lest your mother be forced to be anxious and break the jade pendant, so that he would have no face to see his grandfather when he died."

"Eldest grandson, the third grandfather dares to assure you that your grandfather has not dared to tell my master until now that Huanglong Yupei fell into the hands of his own daughter-in-law of unknown origin."

"He knocked out his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach!"

"I took the opportunity to take the Huanglong jade pendant from your mother this time, but it was not out of my own selfishness, I am at this age, even if I dig up the treasure of the world, what is the use!"

"First, I want to give this jade pendant to my old fat junior brother, and then reconcile with him, and secondly, it can be regarded as recovering the treasures of the master, as a disciple of the master and uncle for many years, I am duty-bound!"

Xu Laosan said this, and I finished smoking a cigarette.

I flicked the cigarette butt into the corner.

"Third grandfather, I feel that your old man told me such a long story, just to make it clear, you are not a greedy person, right?"

Xu Laosan shook his head and nodded.

"I'm not making up stories to clear myself, what I just said is true, I took the Huanglong jade pendant, that's what I thought.

Besides, if the third grandfather is really that kind of person, very greedy for money, would I be stupid enough to easily throw away Zhao Feilin's long-term meal ticket? You know, no matter how much money I want, as long as he Zhao Feilin has it, can he give it to me? ”

What Xu Laosan said is very reasonable.

I asked him for another cigarette, and Xu Laosan hurriedly lit it for me.

"Third grandfather, from now on, can you stop mentioning the topic of my mother?"

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan smiled.

"My eldest grandson, are you going to change the subject again?"

I nodded and said I had to change.

"Okay, then I'll change the topic again - Gu Dan, this kid, is destined to have no great potential, looking at Hu Sangu, the witch Gu master, he didn't even learn anything at all."

Gu Dan was already so miserable, Xu Laosan still had to step on him.

I helped Gu Dan and said a good word.

"Third Grandpa, maybe it's Hu Sangu, and I don't want to teach Gu Dan the art of witch Gu, after all, that's a side way, didn't you say it, Gu worms are not good at refining, and it is easy to eat the master."

Xu Laosan shook his head vigorously.

"You kid is evil, you can't learn my master's spells at all, if it weren't for the mountain spirit to learn chess from me, I really want to find an apprentice to teach, originally I took care of this kid, and there is a little foundation in his muscles and bones......"

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I interjected.

"Third grandfather, do you want to take Gu Dan as an apprentice?"

"Alas, as soon as you go to school, the mountain spirit is learning chess, that weird song is closed again, and no one says a word to the third grandfather, isn't this going to accept an apprentice and beat him every day."

I smiled and said If you think so, then let Gu Dan go.

Xu Laosan snorted and said I did feel that this kid was okay before, but when I looked at it tonight, he was not that piece of material at all.

I asked Xu Laosan, why?

"Tonight, when Fairy Lige came out of the room, you and your mother were arguing outside the gate again, but Gu Dan, this kid, slept like a dead pig, and didn't notice the movement outside, which proves that he can't do it."

Xu Laosan was afraid that I wouldn't understand, so he added.

"This shows that Gu Dan, a kid, is born without alert nerves, and lacks this necessary talent, even if I go all out to teach him, he will not succeed in learning."

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I will explain it for Gu Dan.

"Is he looking for a beard in the mountains with me during the day, and he is extremely tired?"

Xu Laosan said that the so-called vigilance means that no matter what the situation, even when you are sleeping, you must tense a nerve and always perceive the sudden danger outside.

This Xu Laosan has also said it before.

I nodded and said I understand, if you really want to find an apprentice, Gu Dan can't do it, you can find another one, what do you think of the pig killer?

"Dawu I also observed, this kid can have muscles and bones, knife skills and courage, are also top-notch, and his alertness is particularly high, as soon as the dog came in that night, he and I were ambushed in the dark, and he was able to find out at the same time as me."

When Xu Laosan said this, he shook his head regretfully.

"It's just a pity, this kid doesn't have a big pattern, he fell in love with that Jiani, but he was reluctant to spend money on Jiani, and he was not destined to be a person who could achieve great things! I, the heir of Xu Laosan, must regard money as dung......"

When Xu Laosan said this, I smiled and interrupted him.

"Third grandfather, just like you, you still want to cultivate an apprentice who treats money like dung, it's a big joke!"

Xu Laosan slapped me on the neck.

"Stinky boy, don't you look down on the third grandfather? I have to find someone who is better than you in every way to be my apprentice! ”

I said okay, I'll wait.

Just then, I heard the song fairy cough in the room.

Xu Laosan also pricked up his ears and said You heard it too?

I nodded and said I heard it, but something was wrong, since I saw her, she had never been sick, why did she suddenly cough on Chinese New Year's Eve?

"Not good! In the Guandi Temple, something big happened! Xu Laosan said and ran out of the room.