"Hey, don't cover my mouth, let me talk"

"Well, you say," the boy patted the white powder on his hand.

"Little nephew, how old is this year, have you gone to college, when will you graduate, what will you learn, have you talked about the little girl, when will you take ......it home?"

"Dear aunt, I am Fu Xiaoqiang, you and my father are biological siblings, and I am your own nephew. Ahem, today is our first meeting in 365 days, and I miss it very much. I belong to the ox this year, I am 22 years old this year, I am in my senior year at Shengqi, I am about to graduate, I am majoring in computer science, as for my girlfriend, this is "The boy pointed to Xiaohui.

The girl looked disgusted and stepped forward, "Yes, auntie, I am his beautiful, kind, lively and intelligent girlfriend!" The two of them brushed together and pointed obliquely to the sky, posing for the most glorious labor.

"I agree to this family business, don't ask his seventh aunt," the old man knocked on the ground with a stick.

The seven aunts' fingers rattled angrily and said fiercely, "You, you, hum"

At this time, a fat woman jumped out from the right hand side, "I'm your eighth aunt, Xiao Fu, you were cute when you were a child, and I hugged you" She smiled and wanted to pinch Xiao Qiang's face.

"I'm sorry, my dad and my mom said okay, each of them only recognizes seven siblings, otherwise they will break up"

"You trust your dad so much?" The girl asked.

"No, my dad's godsisters are all my mom has seen, she is very relieved"

"No wonder," the girl looked at the eight aunts who were jumping around, "Your mother doesn't count well, this must also count." ”

"Yes, I'm your eighth aunt," the ghost jumped over and said.

"And what do you want to ask?"

"I don't ask anything, haha, I'll just come to see my nephew, my family is busy, and the New Year is over, as soon as I get home, I am pulled out by my friends to drink, socialize everywhere, and I don't have time to go home at all. Alas, there are a lot of girls following him, Xiaofeng buys them perfumes, bags, all of them are famous brands, but the girls are all beautiful, Xiaofeng said that he will add a grandson next year, oops"

"Did your son buy you something, did he accompany you?" said the girl cautiously.

"I remember that Brother Xiaofeng is 28 this year, and I always see him posting something on Weibo - lonely, empty, and cold.

"But no, alas, this kid, I have to talk about him" The eighth aunt is also gone.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, life is like a play, it all depends on their acting skills, thank you for your cooperation, thank you very much, the three of them bowed to each other and thanked each other.

"Xiaoqiang, someone grabbed my leg!" The girl's voice was creepy.

"I'll take a look" Xiaoqiang turned on the lighting of his mobile phone, only to see a straight and thin calf, "Nothing, Xiaohui, you are hallucinating?"

"No, I really felt it, there was a cold hand touching my leg just now," Xiaohui tried her best to argue.

"Little girl, don't be nervous, it's the twenty-first century, it's the century of science, don't look at where this is, demons and monsters are superstitions" The old man said vigorously.

"This is a haunted house," the two screamed, "haunted house!" Ahh Ahh

Suddenly, a light shone randomly in the small space, illuminating more and more grimaces, arms, heads, and blood.

"Please don't scratch my hair," the girl cowered in the corner, hiding her face and crying. "Please, ah, my legs, please!"

"Xiaohui, don't be afraid" The boy shouted at Xiaohui with tears in his eyes, his legs were weak and he couldn't walk.

The room was filled with cries mixed with frantic lights, and the old man remained motionless, his eyes weeping.

Quack, croak and applause, remembering "This time the actors did a good job, the effect is very good" The director chirped and applauded again. Everyone around them froze and trembled. "Director, there are two ghosts this time, they are the seventh aunt and the eighth aunt"