Chapter 95: Cui Ming is still dead after all
"Huang Daxian at the foot of Maoshan Mountain, His Royal Highness the Hades King scattered the demon souls and imprisoned the guy at the bottom of the suppression tower, unless he turned the demon body nine times in this life.
Otherwise, even if he escaped from the Demon Suppression Tower, he wouldn't be able to live long.
Master, why do you ask that little brat? Hua Mulan knew that Cui Ming generally didn't ask about the underworld, but now she took the initiative to ask what happened, and she couldn't help but worry.
"It's okay, you can recuperate at home."
Hearing Mulan say this, Cui Ming breathed a long sigh of relief, but he also looked worriedly at Xiao Xun'er, who was sleeping on the bed, and was glad for her.
If that yellow-skinned little demon was a little smarter, thinking that Xiao Xun'er at this moment was not only as simple as a serious loss of yang energy, I am afraid that the end would be worse than that hotel woman who died of ecstasy.
Not only that, Cui Ming suddenly thought of something, looked at the sleeping Xiao Xun'er, and seemed to see hope.
Nine turns demon pill.
The next day, at the entrance of Guyue University, dozens of girls dressed in bewitching clothes held long banners in their hands, which read: "Cui Ming, Miss Han Ruolan has peach blossoms for three thousand miles, just waiting for you to ravage them." ”
Seeing the content on the banner, Cui Ming just wanted to laugh, who is this Han Ruolan.
Although college does not restrict talking about love, she is so blatant, okay?
Of course, Cui Ming didn't have the energy to pay attention to this so-called Han Ruolan, and he didn't enter through the main entrance, so he jumped over the wall in order to be in a hurry and not hang the course.
Although he is only a freshman, Cui Ming understands very well that there are two things that must be done in college.
The first must be a girlfriend, and then come to a heart-wrenching breakup.
The second is to fail the course, if the university does not fail, then the university life will become meaningless.
Of course, Cui Ming is not an ordinary person, and failing the course does not mean much to him, on the contrary, it will affect his plans.
As soon as he entered the classroom, the fat man on crutches limped towards Cui Ming, cautiously looking at Youwei not far away.
And Youwei saw Cui Ming twisting her head away angrily, and the fat man hurriedly pulled Cui Ming into the corner when she saw this, and asked in a low voice: "Brother, I know you are romantic, but when did you get involved with Han Ruolan, the new school flower?" ”
"Who is Han Ruolan?"
was forced to ask by the fat man, and Cui Ming was even more confused.
He admitted that he was a little handsome, but he just wanted to be a beautiful man quietly, and as for that Han Ruolan, he really didn't know what was going on.
"Brother, don't pretend, now the whole school has spread all over the school, last night you went to the No. 2 girls' dormitory building in order to have a tryst with Han Ruolan.
You didn't forget if you stole it, you also stole it from other people's homes, and not only that, but you also injured the dormitory manager.
Now that the school knows about this, the dormitory manager is very seriously injured and says that you have to take care of her yourself for a week, otherwise you will be sued...... Unsuccessful. ”
Hearing this, Cui Ming only felt a large flock of crows flying in front of him.
Seeing that Cui Ming still didn't believe it, the fat man took out his mobile phone and showed Cui Ming a video that had been viewed 30 million times, and looked at the classmates who cast disdainful glances at him from time to time.
When Cui Ming saw this video, he was not surprised, because this feeling was too real, as if he really went to roll the sheets with the so-called Han Ruolan last night.
Han Ruolan guessed correctly, it was the girl who fell from the fourth floor last night.
In the video, Cui Ming jumped from the fourth floor with a tired face, still holding black lace Nene in his hand, and sniffed on his face.
Not only that, but he also greedily made a few flying kisses to the fourth floor.
And at this time, because Cui Ming's movements were too big, it caused a commotion, so the dormitory manager ran out and said: Little lewd thief, don't run away, come at me.
Immediately after Cui Ming, an arrow ran over to force the female dormitory manager, the female dormitory manager shouted not yet, while tearing Cui Ming's clothes, and Cui Ming thought that his movements were slow, and beat the other party violently.
In order to protect the fat and cute dormitory aunt, many girls looked for weapons to throw Cui Ming, and some people could only take off their nei in a hurry, hoping to cover Cui Ming's eyes, and then correct them on the spot.
This video is not a live-action version, but a realistic animation.
After watching this realistic anime, Cui Ming just wants to say that this author should be the future hope of the Chinese animation industry.
When he saw the publisher, he couldn't help but want to scold his mother, because this publisher turned out to be Han Ruolan.
"That's, it's complete nonsense." Cui Ming, who watched this video, couldn't help but argue a few sentences, who is this Han Ruolan, who can have sophisticated means.
Seeing this video, Cui Ming once again thought of the banner at the gate, 'Miss Han Ruolan has peach blossoms for three thousand miles, just waiting for you to come', it is not difficult to see that this Han Ruolan is not an ordinary person.
For this reason, Cui Ming couldn't help but sigh that such a woman would really waste talent if she didn't act in court dramas.
"Brother, what's going on, this Han Ruolan doesn't seem to be simple, look at it, there's new news." The fat man pointed to a WeChat circle of friends on the phone screen, and couldn't help but glance at Cui Ming with contempt.
The publisher of WeChat Moments is still Han Ruolan, and the content is: Men are not good things, after last night's romance, three thousand peach blossoms fell, others see happiness from pain, and I see despair in pain.
"Nonsense." Cui Mingrao has a mind as broad as the sea, and after seeing this message, he couldn't help but justify.
"Brother, I know you're amazing, you were injured like that last night, and you made people drop three thousand peach blossom petals, don't you know that girls want to be gentle for the first time?" Facing Cui Ming, the fat man rolled his eyes again, and after rolling his eyes, he showed a look of disdain again.
He can't tell the fat man about the nine-turn demon fetus last night, which will inevitably cause panic.
"Enough fat man, if you talk nonsense again, I will definitely turn you into a pig's head." Speaking of which, Cui Ming raised his fist and told the other party seriously, if you dare to talk nonsense, you will immediately become a pig's head: "You still know that I was injured like that last night, besides, even if my brother is the kind of flower thief, Xiaohua, Xiao Xun'er is so stunning, why should I ......"
Without waiting for Cui Ming to finish speaking, the fat man immediately clicked on Han Ruolan's photo album, and after clicking on one casually, he was not angry and said:
"Xiaohua, Xiao Xun'er, they are all royal sister types, but look at our new Han Ruolan.
This is known as the national school flower, and it has been completely covered on the school flower list, our little sister is young, and our little Qianqian, of course, there is your Miss Mo who is stained with flowers. ”
If it is a purple wheel, Cui Ming really can't look down on a few people, let alone Han Ruolan, who has never met.
He doesn't care how beautiful this person is, he only cares about her approaching him and what she wants.