The face is a sensitive place for a girl, and Chen Yi saw that she didn't resist like this, and her heart blossomed.

Heart: Long live Duan You!

This soft feeling can really tender the water.

However, after Chen Yi was happy for a few seconds, he found that something was wrong, it was not Long Aoting's face that was dripping with water, but the water magic power in his body was uncontrollable and overflowed in a state of warmth.

The relationship between the two, in the touch of the skin, became clearer, only that it was a good thing and a lot of grinding, and the goddess could not be so anxious.

.....

At night

Chen Yi was lying on the bed checking the dynamics of the red envelope group, and signed in by the way, he didn't bother to play with his mobile phone today, and he had to take care of the benefits that he would get every day.

"Congratulations on signing in for the 89th place today, getting +110 points and +20 gold coins in the mall. ”

No one in the group spoke for the time being, and the people from Demacia and Noxus were not tearing up, Chen Yi felt that his heart was empty, and there was less quarrel between the two camps, this group was not an ordinary death.

It is still necessary to be noisy in order to be lively.

Chen Yi: "It's so boring, is anyone there?"

Waited ten seconds

Waited a minute

Chen Yi just looked at it, and no one replied to him in this group of hanging hairs, this atmosphere was dull enough, and the group of drivers who said that they were good were not active.

In addition to red envelopes, you may have to use other means to adjust the atmosphere in the group, such as.

Chen Yi typed the word beauty in the picture search column on Baidu, and a bunch of soft girls in uniform with fierce breasts and long legs instantly appeared, copied a few at random, and sent them to the group.

Disaster of the Seas (Planck): "it!"

Hey, finally blown up a captain.

Five seconds later

Draven: "Hey, hey!" (lewd smile)

Ike: "Kind of interesting!" (smoked emoji)

EZ: "Go on!" (Five Roses)

As soon as the picture of the beautiful woman came out, several male heroes bubbled up one after another, blowing them up to the shore.

Chen Yi: "Someone will come out with this benefit, haha." ”

Captain: "Chen Yi, the woman over there is really delicious, hehe." ”

Chen Yi: "That's right, Planck, are you a captain or a pirate?"

Captain: "Call me a sailor." (confident expression)

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Captain: "Chen Yi has something to discuss with you." ”

Chen Yi: "What's the matter?"

Captain: "I know you're a stranger, how about we make a deal?"

Be cautious about making deals with pirates, this guy is even more ferocious than the Caribbean pirates in the movie, and the backstory introduces that he is a brutal and vicious sea overlord who has been killing people and goods all his life, sinking Noxian warships, and the self-proclaimed king of pirates.

He ruled Bilgewater with violence, intimidation and intrigues, leaving death and ruins in his wake, so he had a bad reputation and notoriety, and even the most seasoned sailors of his fleet would scramble to avoid him as soon as his sails were just above the sea.

Chen Yi: "What are you going to trade with me?"

Captain: "Ahem, I just read the picture you posted, and suddenly I miss a woman very much." ”

As soon as he spoke, the captain's fox tail was revealed, and he wanted a woman, or the bewitching and sexy beauty in the photo.

Chen Yi: "You are a pirate captain, and you still lack women?"

Captain: "No, besides, I was hurt by a woman once before." ”

Chen Yi: "What's wrong?"

Captain: "Let me take my time. ”

Planck was born in rough seas, and his father was also a notorious pirate.

Growing up, Planck grew up in an extremely hostile environment, and when he was fifteen years old, his father died, and he inherited the position of pirate captain.

At the age of fifteen, a boy's curiosity about the opposite sex is the strongest, so in the process of robbery, he also captured women on the boat to satisfy his physical desires.

But the women of Bilgewater are very strong, even if they are caught on the boat, they are not wronged, they either commit suicide by jumping into the sea or hit their heads against the pillar.

This made Planck, who wanted a woman, very helpless, and the more the woman was like this, the stronger his desire for women became, and the number of robberies on the shore also increased frequently, reaching once every two days, black and white.

It wasn't until one time, when the sea beast priest Aloy was caught on a ship by Planck, that the pirate attack came to an end.

So far, the captain has caught the first woman who does not resist, and in the LOL backstory, the captain's first love is Eloy.

As the saying goes, a beautiful woman always has a man who her and vomits, and it doesn't take long for Planck to get tired of her, and would rather than touch her.

Eventually, he wanted to kill himself at the sight of Aloy, and in order to escape this nightmare, Planck sent her off the ship during a raid and never returned.

Yes, Planck has lost his desire for women, but he is a man, how can he continue like this, plus he is getting older, and he doesn't even have a child, so he misses women.

It just so happened that Chen Yifa's welfare map made his little bird raise his head and chest after being quiet for decades, and he felt expectant of a woman again.

Chen Yi: "I didn't expect you to have such a twisted story." ”

Captain: "No, Aloy is also in the group, adding my friends every day and asking me when I will pick her up." ”

Chen Yi: "It's your first love, can you bear it?"

Captain: "I don't want to, you look at Aloy's woman-like look, and look at your woman, even if I'm stupid, I know how to tell the difference between ugly and beautiful." ”

Chen Yi was unable to send real people as red envelopes due to insufficient authority, and even if he reached the authority, he did not want to do this kind of human trafficking.

Now Chen Yi is in trouble, Planck is a rich guy, if he trades with him, he can get a lot of good things, and he doesn't want to let go of this good opportunity.

Captain: "If you can grant my wishes, I can give you a lot of gold and silver." ”

Chen Yi saw the message he replied, and was racking his brains to think of a way, thinking about how to meet his physiological needs without doing illegal things.

With a chance turn of his gaze, he saw an evil thing, that is, the half-physical inflatable doll that the fat man Wu Xuan put on the bed.

I had an idea, and I had a way.

The captain is very similar to the otaku, the otaku spends all day at home playing, and the captain wanders in the sea all the year round, and he is also very lonely.

Therefore, the inflatable doll is a good choice, cheap and practical and does not cause secondary pollution, which can not only meet the needs of men, but also can be recycled, and there is no need to worry about the aunt of a real woman.

In this way, Chen Yi gave him the doll, and the captain who listened to it was stunned for a moment, and said that he applauded.

Captain: "Then I'll use the doll first, as long as you feel good, you can do whatever you want with my treasure!"