616 Xu Laosan was drunk

People who are proficient in ghost fetus, I know one, that is the good friend of the old man Ma, Mrs. Mei, who was a midwife before her death, what kind of god fetus ghost fetus Gu fetus, can't hide from her, I believe that as long as you find her, you will definitely be able to get the answer.

Xu Laosan cleaned up the room and walked out.

I pointed to Zhang Lin's room and said Third Grandpa, even those people who are not as advanced as you are in Taoism, and they have already summoned their souls back by using the Nine Turns Soul Tank, why have you been doing it for so long?

Xu Laosan snorted, with a proud face.

"Who said that Zhang Lin's soul didn't come back, I just didn't let her wake up for the time being, I have to let her not wake up, it's shocking to wake up!"

"Okay, okay, I won't say it, what do you like, just don't hurt my little aunt."

Xu Laosan said with a heavy face: "This time, I am taking a big gamble, forget it, don't talk about it, come, let the third grandfather see your face." ”

After Xu Laosan took a look, he smiled, gave me medicine, pasted it on my face, and wrapped me a few circles of gauze.

I looked in the mirror and saw myself with my eyes exposed, like a mummy.

Xu Laosan also persuaded me: "Eldest grandson, slapping you is definitely a real stroke of genius, it is better to deal with it carefully, the sequelae of the province will be saved, so that half of your face will be high and half of your face will be low, and you will not even be able to find a daughter-in-law in the future." ”

I was still ugly, but when I heard Xu Laosan say this, I didn't dare to untie the gauze.

Xu Laosan wantonly amassed money, and he never told me what he was going to do, so now I don't want to tell him my secret, this little old man seems to be very deep.

Xu Laosan was afraid that I would make trouble for him and expose his cheating of money, so he took care of me.

He cooked good meals and made me have a good meal.

After eating, I slept and woke up to look at my phone and saw a lot of people calling and texting me.

Let's not talk about the others for the time being, just Hu Xiaoli.

She called me a lot, saw that I didn't answer, and sent me a text message again: Son, I have been dreaming recently, and I always feel that Ji Caiyun's girl is going to make trouble, you must be careful, don't follow her way, if there is something, remember to tell your mother.

I touched my face and said in my heart that I won't tell you, or you will laugh at me.

But I have to admire, the so-called woman's intuition, Hu Xiaoli is in the provincial capital, she can even imagine that Ji Caiyun will do things, and she guessed that I want to eat Ji Caiyun's loss.

I was on Peacock Island before, and Ji Caiyun was submissive to me, and I thought that Ji Caiyun was completely subdued by me.

At that time, I thought that it was ridiculous for Hu Xiaoli to win over Xiaomi Mai Xiaoying and Tian Tian to deal with Ji Caiyun, but now it seems that Hu Xiaoli is right.

Ji Caiyun is not a troublemaker without a heart.

At the critical moment, she actually found a way to reverse the defeat and beat me down again.

In the end, I just sent a text message back to Hu Xiaoli: Everything is normal, Ji Caiyun is in my control, and in addition, is Xiaomi born?

Hu Xiaoli quickly texted me back: Good son, your sister Yaya just fell asleep, in order not to wake her up, I won't call you, your millet ...... Not born yet!

Hu Xiaoli said that millet is "your millet", how can I feel from these words that Hu Xiaoli is now planning to shirk responsibility, if it is not you, Xiaomi will not be able to go this far!

Anyway, you just take care of Xiaomi, who let you indulge her and deceive your son.

Other people who care about me, Boss Lu, Li Biao, Sima Xiaowu, and these people, I replied to the messages one by one, reported safety, and then looked at the time, the time has arrived.

I quietly got dressed and got out of bed, and as soon as I pushed the door open, I saw Xu Laosan sitting in the courtyard, the lights were not on, and someone was drinking under the moonlight.

The old man is in his sixties, why did he suddenly start to worry? I'm still a little distressed.

I walked up to him, gave him a beating on the back, and asked him cautiously, "Third grandfather, do you have something on your mind?" ”

Xu Laosan drank the rest of the wine and threw the bottle out of the way.

He turned his head and asked me: "Huangshan, you tell the truth this time, in your eyes, is the third grandfather very greedy for money?" ”

I feel that Xu Laosan is mostly going to spit out the truth after drinking this time.

I smiled and said, "Do you really want to tell the truth?" ”

"Nonsense, if I want to listen to lies, I'll call them to come, and the sycophants can be shot through me!"

I nodded, and told the truth: "Third grandfather, you are indeed greedy for money, and it is not an ordinary greed for money, it is said that a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, and you are all used for abduction and deception!" ”

After listening to my truth, Xu Laosan did not get angry, but laughed.

"Eldest grandson, don't think I'm cheating money, I'm asking people from Zihuan County to buy peace with money, I will give them a big gift in the future, and they will thank me then, it's too late!"

"Third grandfather, didn't you say that saving money was for the little aunt, why did you say that you gave big gifts to the people of Zihuan County, what the hell is going on?"

I originally thought that this time I could take out the truth from Xu Laosan's mouth, but it turned out that I thought too much.

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he fell to the ground, and he was drunk, no matter how I called him, there was no response, and he was snoring and sleeping like a dead pig.

I had no choice but to help him into the room, take off his shoes, and put him on the bed.

He was so drunk that he didn't forget to say to me, "Boy, don't steal my money." ”

"Old immortal, I have endless money, I'm too lazy to steal from you, you just sleep well, don't drink so much in the future, more than sixty people, don't treat yourself as a young man."

After arranging Xu Laosan, I came to the back wall and quietly jumped out.

After landing, because Xu Laosan's practice hid my divine power, a group of wild ghosts who smoked incense did not find out that I was the mountain god, and the old man Ma was playing mahjong, and when he saw me suddenly appear, he stood up.

"Shout, this is a recent death, how can the head be wrapped, it's a miserable death."

The old man said, and surrounded me with a group of wild ghosts, and he grabbed me by the neck.

"Boy, you still have a human smell on your body, I don't think you're dead, you're half dead, right? It doesn't matter, if you have money or not, if you have money, take it out and pay tribute to your uncle, otherwise I will beat you! ”

I haven't seen it for a while, but the old man Ma is a lot more powerful, and the ghost hand holding my collar is very powerful.

After the old man Ma caught me, he also called Mrs. Mei over: "Old woman, I caught a big fat sheep again." ”

This old thing, I don't know where it is, has found a way to cultivate.

However, his Taoism did not enter my eyes at all, I smiled, suddenly stretched out two hands, grabbed him and Mrs. Mei respectively, and said at the same time: "Lao Ma, listen to who I am." ”

A group of wild ghosts hula lala knelt down in a large area.

They kowtowed and cried at the same time, we have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, and the mountain god will spare his life.

I pulled Old Man Ma and Mrs. Mei to a secluded place, and said without looking back: "You all get up, you play with yours, I have something to talk about with Old Ma and Grandma Mei." ”

A group of wild ghosts breathed a sigh of relief and stood up hula-la-la.

Mrs. Mei didn't speak, and Old Man Ma told me to forgive.

"Mountain God, you said that you went out on patrol at night, why did you cover your face and tease us wild ghosts, it's interesting, you always raise your noble hand and treat me like a fart, let it go."

I didn't say anything, just pulled them into the distance.

The more I didn't speak, the more scared the old man became, if I hadn't been held back, he would have knelt down and kowtowed to me.

I dragged Old Man Ma and Mrs. Mei to the side of the grove, and after letting go, I clenched my fist at Mrs. Mei.

"Grandma Mei, last time because of me, you were beaten by Lao Bai and his wife, and the responsibility for this matter lies with me!"

If you want to say that this man is not right, if you want to say that this ghost is also cheap, when you have a bad temper, he trembles with fear, and when you speak well, he starts to kick his nose in the face.

I apologized, Mrs. Mei smiled and forgave me.

And the old man Ma looked at me politely, but he kicked his nose in the face, and circled around me with his hands behind his back.

"Huangshan, you have gone too far in this matter, do you know that my wife was almost beaten by Aunt Dou's tigress, and it disappeared, this matter can't be just settled! You're going to pay us for the soup and medicine! ”

Mrs. Mei saw that the old man Ma asked me for money, and hurriedly said, "Forget it, how can there be any reason to ask the mountain god for money." ”

I don't know where the old man Ma got his skills recently, and he didn't listen to Mrs. Mei's words at all.

The old man stretched out his hand to me: "Mountain God, how many rewards are two, don't give the underworld currency, the recent inflation in the underworld, the depreciation of the underworld currency is terrible, if you want to give, you still give some hard currency." ”

I smiled and pulled out a small bag.

Inside are Lin Da Egg, ancient coins brought to me from Peacock Island.